Eminem fires back at Mariah Carey

July 31st, 2009 // 101 Comments

In response to Nick Cannon’s open letter and Mariah Carey’s latest video, Eminem has released his latest song “The Warning,” and it’s pretty much everything you’d expect from Eminem. Via PopCrunch:

Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.

You know what would be awesome about this song? If it were 2001 and more than five people know who the hell Nick Cannon is. That said, Eminem’s willingness to embarrass himself doesn’t exactly make everything he says true. For example, just because I’m willing to admit I only have a two foot long penis that doesn’t mean I can honestly claim to be Spider-man. — Or does it?

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made
me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare
say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a
third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say “whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs (?) so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said “I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying “cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. hmmmm

    Hmmmmm where was all this where ‘withall ‘when suge knight was calling him out………….*sound of crickets*…… Pulling yet another girls hair on the playground. give it up, only punk *ss cowards start fights with women. You want someone to talk shi*t to then chew on that beef suge knight gave you.

  2. twzzlrgirl

    Great retort, Annie, to the aptly named “jerk.” I couldn’t figure out why he was calling anyone a stupid fuck over something so silly. You shut him up fast!

    **applause** nicely done!

  3. super kris

    Go em! :) Another masterpiece!

  4. knackered

    LOL @ #12!!!

  5. Mrs. Mathers

    evebody shut the fuck up if your dont like eminem dont listen to him yall nothing but haters he got more money than all yall bitches so stfu haters yall get diss by him and whoever the fuck said he didn’t diss guys do your homework bitch
    Put it this way, remember when he pissed on her? Well guys’ she just got **** on too. You don’t play with fire, and that’s what Mariah is doing! She’s going to get burnt, which is sad; Eminem is known to ruin peoples careers.. I’ll name a few Cannibus, Ja Rule, Cage, Benzino, Everlast, ICP, Jermaine Dupri, Limp Bizkit, Moby, Nelly, Royce Da 5’9, and Twizted.. That’s not even all of the people either. He truthfully lives for this ‘beef.’ He’s not like all the artists where they beef for sells and media. He’s 100% real about his beef, by the way MTV; you know the title of the song is ‘Warning?’ that’s all it is, it’s not a diss track, it’s a warning track. It’s simply stating that if and when she replies he’ll destroy her career, lets not act novice and naive about the situation on Eminem. This is not him dissing ..he’s just warning her. If she replies you’ll hear the diss track. Eminem is the best!

  6. Crappola

    Go for it, cricket! Call yourself Spider-man.

    I’m Aquaman.

  7. Crappola

    Go for it, cricket! Call yourself Spider-man.

    I’m Aquaman, from now on.

  8. I love Eminem, whatever he says I would be with him.

  9. spinal

    It’s sad to see how people will fall for every cheap publicity stunt out there. All three of these punk asses are laughing all the way to the bank.

  10. ant

    This is sick…Nick needs to learn his spot, instead of trying to provoke a beef. Mariah and Nick deserved what they came to them…

  11. Emus

    NICK CANNONS A F*UCKIN FAGGET AZZ NIGGER

  12. timjack

    I want to ejaculate on her belly too….

  13. I am so disapointed in you Emi. Why do you continue to be on Mariah Carey’s jock? So what you may have hit it once. Dang, what you want her to acknowledge you. She must have been special to you and you are crying cuz she’s not singing your praises to the public. Why don’t you talk about your drunk ass druggy ex that you can’t get over. You picked somebody like that to be the mother of your kid and to give half to. And, let’s not go there with you mother. If I owned a radio station, I wouldn’t play this garbage. You are using Mariah to sell your stupid music. This is a beautiful classy BLACK women. We should not allow this wanna be clown distort her image. And stop trying to punk Nick, you ain’t no better.

  14. Also, I betcha you won’t try that with Puffy and Jay Z.

    Your music is wack n that’s why you using Mariah as a comeback. Don’t nobody talk about the trailer you lived in. You have a daughter and you wouldn’t want some wanna be (you know what I’m talkin about) clowning your daughter like that.

  15. bmose

    You guys are right, Rap is so over. Nowadays it’s all about singing through a voice box like some cancer patient-just as LAME.

  16. Trouble

    so… Eminem is essentially a trashy gossip blogger, but somehow he got a recording contract instead of a website. It’s sad watching a middle aged man suffer a raging case of the 12s.

  17. Crystal

    Ellice stfu you dont know shit about rap he’s doing it because he’s tired of the lies you wouldn’t want your boyfriend or girlfrined lying about what you did to make you look like a fool would you why dont u look at number 55 and rethink what you just said dumbass bitch

  18. pig

    Rap is dead. Now we can go back to listening to real music on the radio instead of having a bunch of apes trying to speak in rhymes.

  19. max

    ok evey hater stfu dont get mad cus Em diss your girl who gives a fuck be glad it aint you dumbasses for the people saying he sucks you dont know rap stfu he got mo money than all ya’ll fucks and if you dont like the music stfu go somewhere else with that bullshit cus we dont wanna hear it!!! yall need to keep your mouths shut it between eminem and mariah who the fuck are you guys to fucking judge jus stfu losers don’t get mad because eminem diss her if she’s a liar we will or might find out soon he got pics and we already heard some on the voice mails well i did and she started it with her song clown look that up if she has balls tell her to say Eminem’s name be real Mariah say names bitch she’s just scared eminem attacked her dumbass

  20. wigger

    I agree with number 55 Mrs. Mathers eminem dissed a lot of people thats why they respect him Christina Aguilera got diss by em so did Britney Spears Christina’s diss was way better than Mariah so dont get all hyped up with this Mariah shit her husband put her up to it she can handle her damage on her own she dont need ho help from yall fucks go fuck yourselves haters

    AFTERMATH/SHADY RECORDS FO LIFE

  21. fuck mariah

    2pac diss Wendy Williams, who for some reason is mariah carey’s old ass is starting to look like her, gross look at her pic on wikipedia so you gonna call him a pussy? do your research bitches

  22. evianobaby

    two has-beens *yawn*… NEXT!

  23. STLchick

    Rule #1: Don’t eff with any ex who has photos, videos, voice mails or whatEVER of you that can come back to haunt you.

    Rule #2: See Rule #1

    Actually, ladies…for f*ck’s sake – DO NOT take sexy time videos or pictures cuz even if your dude doesn’t leak them, somebody else could get ahold of them. However, if you are trying to be famous…leak them yourself!

    Leak the photos, Em, we all think you are a pr*ck anyway (I mean that in a good way, of course) and MC is annoying as hell — so let’s see you put your money where your mouth is. And you only hit it once in six months?!? WTF? Sounds like high school to me.

  24. @24..LOL Amazing fucking retarded comeback with the yo’ momma..nothing to expect from you Annie considering you’re prolly the kind of fat bitch who can’t tell the difference between a ding dong and a moon pie with your taste in chocolate while you’re drinking a diet coke. As for the RAP comment, I cant seem to understand whats so hard to grasp with RAP = DEAD..RAP music is nothing but commercialized crap spitting out how to become a thug who sells weed, makes dolla billz, get dem hoes wif a 24″ spinnaz…Very impressive repetitive music..no wonder low poverty minorities like yourself listen to this shit.

  25. Clay Aiken

    I had premature ejaculation on eminem’s ass

  26. Tom Cruise

    Eminem tossed my salad and now that bitch wants to act like he never met me. I have pictures, M! Do you want me to tell everyone that you’re a bottom?

  27. Old School

    This reminds me of LL Cool J versus Kool Moe Dee.

    How Ya Like Me Now

  28. Honestly, I wouldn’t expect Mariah to stoop THIS low. Guess she’s unstable, though.

    So things are cool between MM and Bruno now?

    “I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
    I ain’t never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Duh-doing, doing, doing”

  29. Shannon

    She needs to lay off the plastic.

  30. Darth

    He should publish the photos.

  31. Elle

    Mariah, shouldn’t fuck with Eminem. I know she is nuts but Eminem is nuts in a more angrier unstable way. Don’t know if Nick got her to do that stupid song but she shouldn’t have wasted the energy to make it, it just makes her look stupid to even acknowledge it. It gives Eminem more credibility. Anyway, I tend to believe Em anyway because he doesn’t give a shit enough to lie.

  32. Elle

    Mariah, shouldn’t fuck with Eminem. I know she is nuts but Eminem is nuts in a more angrier unstable way. Don’t know if Nick got her to do that stupid song but she shouldn’t have wasted the energy to make it, it just makes her look stupid to even acknowledge it. It gives Eminem more credibility. Anyway, I tend to believe Em anyway because he doesn’t give a shit enough to lie.

  33. jess

    I heard he takes blue pills. Nick Cannon is better off. – bbwdatingsingles.com

  34. hair police

    so i was sitting here pickin the little peices of weed i had stuck under my finger nails…which by the way i just got done at style nails.beeeeeautiful salon nice workers too,,,,any ways back to the point at hand….have you ever got the chemicals from a glow stick in your mouth??/ so discusting. but ice ccream sanswhiches seem to do the trick and mayb if youre a junkie you could lways try cheesy mack….goes good with smack…no really try it. oh yeeea eminiem??? is the how you spell that shit?? he is the epitamy of why i am i lesbian and looooove pussy….and maria has one and thats why i stick with her on this one. i m mean for real…..looks at that sexy cunt…you bitches for real like HIM??? at least maria can sing and dance and socialize and plus she looks damn fly doin it so why not kick it with that bitch?? he sucks shes sexy…where do you go wrong?? i mean marshal mathews????? hahhahahahah i have seem eleven year old kids with more guts that him and they can flow better….speaking of water…..me and my beautiful fiance are going back to san francsico in about 3weeks and totally invite everyone whos hot to join us on the beach….wait you guys prolly cant afford that can you?? well wed pay for you shit but you guys all seem really lame and we prolly wouldnt want to be seen with you…like this guys justin…omg he i so creepy and pllus he drinks really cheap vodka and his room stinks like stail cigs old socks and diry carpet…do you know people like that??? how much do you want??? i dont care….is this good?? more?? less?? i dont really care lover there just drugs and they make the world go round…..has anyone paid any noticed to the mn behind the curtens???? and when i say that i mean the fucking DJ whos behind the wheels of that song sluts……djs are the backbone of hip hop and rap(if we can even call it that)…….im out

  35. Correction

    It’s not “A blubba load ribs”–it’s “I blow below the ribs”–in reference to another line

  36. Valarie

    damn he treated ur ass !!

  37. dee

    so honestyly if the majority of you people didnt care why the fucck woulod you read any of this shit in the first place then to go on another step and comment on it. yah have sumthing to say? i got bored i wanted to kno what happend, screw me bitch! why am i telling you ppl this i think somone should inform you is all. for thoes who did have something to say worthwhile …. you get a star. number 83 ) you came on here to tell us ur life story you forgot about the part where your mentality reached ur actual age and you realized no one gives a fuck… as for me anyone who has anythig to say slobbber on my female cock kk what gives me the right ? well sumone had to do it
    p.s dnt shoot the messenger : eminem fucken murdered mariah regarless if you like her or not

    -messenger with some braincells

  38. sassie

    eminem shld go get a life n stop tryin 2 build his career on oda ppl’s names.@55,em aint got dat mch talent or clout 2 ruin mariah’s career,wheda u lik ha or not,she’s a much biggr star dan he is or eva wil b.she dnt av 2 diss no1 2 make a hit track on b on d charts lik em tends 2 do.n if u say em is d best rapper,den i dnt think u knw anytin bout rap.whr d hell did u put nas,biggie,pac,jay?go bk 2 school,u! @67,he’s doin it cos mariah wnt acknwldg him.avnt u done sum things dat u wish neva happnd n u firmly kip dem in d past?if he aint obssesd,y is he makin so mch noise bout smtg dat supposedly happnd lik 6yrs ago?he shld go get a friggin life n stop actin lik a kid.we dnt nid no kiss n tell fake ass wanna b black rappers

  39. sassie

    eminem shld go get a life n stop tryin 2 build his career on oda ppl’s names.@55,em aint got dat mch talent or clout 2 ruin mariah’s career,wheda u lik ha or not,she’s a much biggr star dan he is or eva wil b.she dnt av 2 diss no1 2 make a hit track on b on d charts lik em tends 2 do.n if u say em is d best rapper,den i dnt think u knw anytin bout rap.whr d hell did u put nas,biggie,pac,jay?go bk 2 school,u! @67,he’s doin it cos mariah wnt acknwldg him.avnt u done sum things dat u wish neva happnd n u firmly kip dem in d past?if he aint obssesd,y is he makin so mch noise bout smtg dat supposedly happnd lik 6yrs ago?he shld go get a friggin life n stop actin lik a kid.we dnt nid no kiss n tell fake ass wanna b black rappers

  40. jooo

    hahah this is good

  41. number 55

    number 88 stfu you dont know shit about rap number one eminem is the most successful artist in this decade you dumb cunt you go back to school stupid ass!!!! Nas is good but not as good ass eminem you probably like soulja boy tell em so stfu because you really dont know what the fuck your talking about little girl go back and read Barbie books like a lil bitch you are lol

  42. number 55

    number 88 stfu you dont know shit about rap number one eminem is the most successful artist in this decade you dumb cunt you go back to school stupid ass!!!! Nas is good but not as good ass eminem you probably like soulja boy tell em so stfu because you really dont know what the fuck your talking about little girl go back and read Barbie books like a lil bitch you are lol

  43. I am fan of Eminem . I love his music shows.. Thanks for sharing this information.I am wondering if I can share your article in the bookmarks of society.

  44. someguy 31

    hahahaha this iz rediculouse nick cannon iz sucha dumbass man lol but watta mistake…

  45. emma

    omg i love em and that bitch gets what she deserves

  46. eminem gay

    please all eminem do is pick on women he is so gayyyyyy why dont u pick on a real nigger bitch ass ok u had sex with her 1 during her lowest moment in her life why should she praise ur skinny white ass for fucck u eminem dont know why ppl buy ur mudic this is what is killin hip hop music

  47. Neiete

    Alright,
    Now consider this.If Nick and Mariah took the time out of their happy little lives to respond to Eminem,then there’s something else behind it.Personally,I’m not syre he’s got some dirt on her.And to be honest,Nick should just sit down.He was better off being Mariah’s Bitch.That little diss he tried to put out on Eminem made me laugh so hard! Face it,Eminem may have be very self-centered, and he can sometimes be a hot head, but that boy’s got a tounge of acid.He spits things so fluently and I would kill to have a literate mind like that.He is a legendary rapper.Face it.His career can most likely never be over.All he had to do was make a diss and you see how man people have already responded.You acknowledge him and you secretly love him.Live with it,all you’re gonna do is continue to respond to this.You’re gonna keep checking up to see if there are any more disses.It’s entertainment,and he’s good at it.Welcome to the world of celebrities,where it’s so easy to get hooked.Trust me I know.

    Sincerely,
    Neiete

  48. The girls seem to be more interested in the Dog. Jon looks good too. I wonder whose pic were they clicking.

  49. He’s so damn cute. I just love him. And Katherine Heigl is a bitch. I just had to get that out there since when I think of him, I think of Knocked Up, then I think of her, and then I think BITCH.

  50. good article,thank you

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