Eminem has been accused of beating up a man in a strip club bathroom and police are “very interested” in speaking with him. The fight allegedly broke out yesterday morning at Cheetah strip club when Eminem supposedly punched a man four or five times in the face after another fan tried talking to him while he was peeing.
The victim told WXYZ that he was using a urinal next to Eminem when another man entered the bathroom and struck up a conversation with the rapper. At that point, Miad J. said that one of Em’s bodyguards warned the man to keep quiet. Miad J. said he told the bodyguard to relax, and when “Eminem got done … he started swinging,” he told WXYZ. “I wasn’t even expecting it. I was just minding my own business.”
To be fair to Eminem, I punch people all the time when they try talking to me while I pee. Heck, I punch them just for making eye contact if I’m walking through a room. I figure being able to bench press a car has earned me that right.
Maybe a round of jello shots?
( I have an idea that is Megan Harris)
Mmmm…pillow fights…No, wait…I was thinking ‘dead babies’ nevermind.
Oooh…just had an idea and those don’t happen often for me. Naomi Campbell vs Marshal Mathers.
47- you forgot #5, his own mother.
Doesn’t tell us much… What the guy said to him, what Eminem said back to him.
“But I can’t take a shit in the bathroom Without someone standing by it”
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i wish i had one of them…
i just paid some girl for a prostate massage and she promised me a happy ending…
…i got ripped-off…
@57 Sorry about that but I have carpel tunnel syndrome. I promise the next one’s free.
…that explains the bowling glove looking thing you were wearing…
#55 Should I also include the entire homosexual population? So far his enemy list is his ex-wife, a dog puppet, Moby, a random guy taking a piss, his mother and the homosexual community. You know the scene in Fightclub where they discuss who you would fight if you could pick anyone? I would fight Eminem. Of course, he would choose to fight Tera Lipinski.
This guy raps like Justin Igger!
You men are just jealous.
41. You got me. I was checking Eminem’s dick out. But can you blame me? It’s Eminem! That’s just so much better than an autograph.
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yea, i wish i were a woman abusing wigger…
Like a proper Detroit gentleman, Marshall Mathers carefully washed his hands with warm soapy water prior to initiating the “bathroom brawl”. I bet the fight was sexy, like a Turkish bath house.
When I said I wanted to read about some men on this site, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind…
Real Version of What Happened:
After receiving a hand-job from Xstaceey in the Champagne Room, Em heads to the bathroom to wash the ejaculate from the inside of his Sean Johns. He is confronted by a burly member of the Latin Kings named Creepy Eddie who explains angrily that Xstaceey is his ex-wife. Em’s bodyguards come to the rescue just as Creepy Eddie grabs Em by the shirt collar, while Em further soils his Sean Johns with urine. Afraid to reenter the lobby of the Cheetah where Raven and Lady Delicious are awaiting him, Em thinks fast. He apologizes to Creepy Eddie for using his ex-wife’s hand as a semen receptacle and proposes to buy the mans Levis. The man at first refuses, but upon Em’s prompting Creepy Eddie exchanges said jeans for a large pile of cocaine which is shared among Em, Eddie, and entourage. The men are jovially discussing the Cristal bottle-engulfing abilities of one particular entertainer’s lady parts, when Creepy Eddie mistakenly references a lyric from Em’s song “Cleaning Out My Closet”, which sets Em into a blind rage, biting and scratching Creepy Eddie until he is nearly bruised. Eddie then slips and falls in a puddle of Em’s piss, hitting his head on the sink, and the entourage decide it would be best to exit the washroom to further enjoy the company of half-nude females. Em concedes after wiping away his tears, and good times which include the dancing upon of laps commence.
P.S. MHLHC
@67 Osh. Since you spent so much time writing that somewhat impossible to follow and loooooooooooonng winded stream, and because I too sometimes write long winded streams. I think what you are trying to reveal to everyone as I have also revealed to many many many bloggers is that you also have access to ‘methadrine suppositories’. Aren’t they fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!
I like that he has a tattoo of his daughter on his arm circa age 6. Is he going to update it? Or as he ages and loses muscle will she age naturally?
Weird Al Interviews Eminem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnVQ-uBxIM
@37 We did?
It’s always better to be pissed off than pissed on.
71 Not really, I faked it again. Maybe mapquest can help you find that spot.
This poster (Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 14, 2006 06:32 PM) got it right. Em totally warned anyone, anyone that listens to his music. I mean he was taking a piss for God’s sake. I sure as hell don’t want anyone that close to me while I am using the potty.
Personally, I love him he’s got ambition and drive. He pulled himself up and out of the Ghetto. So what if he’s made a few mistakes, no human alive is innocent of that.
Donald Trump is a huge fan and Martha Stewart listens to him between commerical breaks.
Yeah, if he kicked the shit out of the guy, guy deserved it. After all, look forward, no talking. Plus, he’s really short. REALLY short.
And, you know, it’s one thing to rip on Tom Cruise because he TRULY DOES LTC….but I think you’re carrying it too far. I mean, when you start saying EVERYONE is gay…we’re gonna start looking at you L’ing TC.
It wasn’t YOU in the trough with him…was it?
Eminem’s mom was once robbed on 8 Mile. Oh, sweet irony!
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YEA!! Iambananas is back….i for one have missed you….dont stray too far now, ya hear?
I missed lambananas too but then again I should be on medication.
I’d like to apologize to everyone who can read because apparently my mojo is totally in-sync with lamebananas. I go away for a few weeks so I can actually get some work done, decide I miss the daily ridiculing of others and as soon as I log on I see this dipshit has been gone as well & just decided to come back. And all of a sudden she has even more multiple personalities of her own that she uses to try to make us all think people like her. It’s all my fault, let the flogging commence.
You guys realize most of these “rap incidents” are fake, right? Gotta have that street cred…publicists make this stuff up, 95% of the time.
#47 u have eminem exactly on target… hes the biggest pussy ever. he should marry britney spears, then divorce her for being a stupid fat cunt, and then hook up with k-fed, just for marrying the same stupid fat cunt he did. that would give them something in common, other than theyre both white trash and deserve to be shot and left in a trailer park in the ghetto, where they belong with theyre fellow crowd, the Black people. god i dont know why anyone calls him that, k-fed. you know when your name sounds like a boring cereal brand, your a hopeless loser wannabe.
My Fair Fucking Brady??? Really???
Let’s all go commit mass suicide in protest.
What a stupid, retarded, discunting and mindless idea.
So the big tough rapper guy who gets Pedicures also beats up people in bathrooms? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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In #44′s link – her hair’s stringy, but she looks better than she did with the bleached crap with roots and trashy makeup.
At least she’s dressed decently.
What a piece of white trash shit. He is the ultimate douche bag. I didn’t understand all of the hoopla that surrounded him when he first appeared. He and his wife belong on Jerry Springer.
LOL @ #70! Weird Al rules!
I second that #85.
Never liked the guy or his music – just comes across as a foul mouthed white trash loser IMO.
The sooner him and all other “celebrities” like him vanish off the face of the planet the better.
Em makes great music, he should stick to doin that. if he doesnt like people looking at his cock whilst he pisses, why doesnt he just buy a porta-loo.
we all know he can afford it.
Quote: ‘ I punch them just for making eye contact if I’m walking through a room. I figure being able to bench press a car has earned me that right. ‘
If he makes eye-contact with a guy that can bench-press two cars…. will he allow that guy to punch him to death ( out of respect! ) ??
Stupid people are fine… stupid thugs should be prevented from making money!
You what if Eminem did hit that guy he probably desevered it. i mean you cant take a piss with out someone talking to you or bugging the hell out of you would you want that to happen to you no so i think people should shut the fuck up about it.no body cares exceipt the police! ~Heather
Heres my email Eminemluvr4@hotmail.com
You what if Eminem did hit that guy he probably desevered it. i mean you cant take a piss with out someone talking to you or bugging the hell out of you would you want that to happen to you no so i think people should shut the fuck up about it.no body cares exceipt the police! ~Heather
Heres my email Eminemluvr4@hotmail.com
Eminem sucks! His music deserves to be downloaded freely off the internet. I wouldn’t want to pay any royalties to this punk. But his music sucks anyways so i wont even download it! Your all pansies for supporting this kinda lamer. He is overly overrated. Time for something new and exciting… Next…
Eminem sucks! His music deserves to be downloaded freely off the internet. I wouldn’t want to pay any royalties to this punk. But his music sucks anyways so i wont even download it! Your all pansies for supporting this kinda lamer. He is overly overrated. Time for something new and exciting… Next…
yo aight heres the deal right yall are a bunch of pussys that wudnt say any of this shit to ems face so why say it here shit yall bitches wudnt say it to me either but watever im out pucks
People always say shit, who know for sure what is the real version of the story?
I like him anyways.
EMINEM IS THE BEST!!1