Eminem and Kim divorcing again

April 5th, 2006 // 120 Comments

eminem-kim-divorce-again.jpgEminem has filed for divorce again less than three months after remarrying his wife Kim. The filing was confirmed by two employees of the Macomb County clerk’s office, and was made under Eminem’s real name, Marshall Bruce Mathers III.

See this look on my face? It’s shock. Because who could have predicted a relationship based on money and fame and songs about killing your spouse wouldn’t work out? Not me, that’s who. It’s shocking!

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  1. Italian Stallion

    I see Eminem, but who’s the other guy, I’m confused….

  2. bjpack

    Why the picture of Sinead O’Connor?

  3. Kbartender

    # 56 LOL Fece…

    #90 Kudos Buddy

  4. imabeeatch

    I bet NewGuy has a big hole in his basement where he is keeping someyoungcock and he dances around with his weiner tucked under and he is going to use someyoungcock’s skin to cover his own body. I think his real name is Buffalo Bob.

  5. Conductor71

    #91 Papa, I think NewGuy is definitely trying to regain all the attention he enjoyed when he was displayed in a huge glass jar at the “Festival of Freaks Circus”. How can he adjust to daily life after that kind of glory? Getting sodomised daily by an angry bull helps him to keep his mind off it, but ultimately its just a quick-fix to a much deeper rooted problem. He stalked K-Fed for a while, but even the “Loser’s loser” was too embarrassed to be seen near him.

  6. gogoboots

    People this is about Eminem, not NewGuy, remember?

  7. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    If anyone has a question or concern for me they can go to pleasewaitinlinewhileyoursisterfinisheseatingmeout@yahoo.com, and I will address you in a timely manner.
    I just thought I’d throw that out in case anyone had a question. Or a concern. I care about my fans.

  8. LRonHubbaHubba

    I heart NewGuy.

  9. LRonHubbaHubba

    I meant I heart New York.

  10. LRonHubbaHubba

    I don’t know why these two broke up…Marshall seems so happy in the picture.

  11. missbitter

    #100–
    There is a prenup in place–both the Detroit Free Press and the Mankato newspaper state that the divorce papers refer to the prenup agreement, with the Mankato paper stating that the prenup was signed 1 week before the marriage. Apparently Grandma (who wasn’t invited to the wedding) doesn’t know as much as she thought!

  12. Eminem divorcing Kim again after a remarriage of 3 months…

    10 years ago, this type of celebrity behavior would be big news.

    But nowadays:

    - Unmarried celebrities impregnate women and make them join a cult
    - They molest children and escape to the Middle East, and
    - They run around the world adopting babies and stealing husbands.

    A divorce? Big deal!

    What would be NEWS is if Eminem was caught going down on 50 Cent’s “G-Unit” in a fitting room at Old Navy while Rosie O’Donnell thrust Slim Shady from behind with a strap-on dildo while yanking on his doo-rag and rapping his song “Ass Like That.”

  13. Trotter

    I heard she got pissed that he wore a butt plug while pluggin her.

    Sorry, I meant to write the NewGay pisses while he wears a butt plug cause noone will plug him.

  14. MystressJade

    #112 Truly twisted!!!! Love it!

  15. BarbadoSlim

    I’m all broken up about Lameminem’s break up with his ho’. But being the closet homo that he is I’m sure it won’t be much of a problem for him.

    Oh, and people, most of you are pretty funny but; you’re at your worst when you “gang ” up on a any poster who rubs you the wrong way. Get over yourselves, this is not “DA hood” and you’re not gangbangers. So, niggas pleeeaze.

  16. Jacq

    Someone should get the Sharpie the hell away from her lips. Damn!

    I love this site. People who come here to hate on us – beware!

  17. BarbadoSlim

    beware of what exactly, please explain, I’m pretty sure there’s not a fucking thing you can do to anybody.

    I laugh at you.

  18. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Strippers are cool.

  19. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    NEW GUY—whats your problem??? why do you keep attacking people here?? what did they do to YOU???
    sweetcheeks rocks, shut up new guy….before i CRUSH YOU WITH MY TRUST FUND!!!!!! and to kris, its good to see someone sticking up for peeps in here! hats off to YOU babes!!!LOVE you sweetcheeks!!!
    #118, i agree!!!!carmen electra has these aerobics excersice DVDs that encoprorate learning how to strip, so i totally agree with you!hey, you need to lean how to strip for you man or woman! ;)in my case, my man :)
    ok on to this jackass festival they dubbed a wedding….um, yeah, can anyone say DUH????? why did they decide to get married again??? i would NEVER re marry a dude to made up a few songs about KILLING ME!!!! oh well, i guess thats kim for ya
    <3
    ME!

  20. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    XD!!!! where have you been hiding??!!!! ive missed your awesome alba bashing and funny sarcastic comments!!!!
    ok sorry everyone, i wont stray from the topic anymore ;)

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