Eminem has filed for divorce again less than three months after remarrying his wife Kim. The filing was confirmed by two employees of the Macomb County clerk’s office, and was made under Eminem’s real name, Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
See this look on my face? It’s shock. Because who could have predicted a relationship based on money and fame and songs about killing your spouse wouldn’t work out? Not me, that’s who. It’s shocking!
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Spindoc | April 5, 2006 at 5:57 pm
He gives this girl WAY to much credit just because she dated him before he had money…..what he should be saying now is “Hey! I’ve got money, I can do a WHOLE LOT better than her coke-whore ass”
Just a thought.
Spindoc | April 5, 2006 at 5:58 pm
I hope he didn’t make her sign a pre-nup…celebrity I can’t wait to hear her lawyer explain to the judge about how during their three month marraige she really supported his career and therefore deserves 100 million dollars.
Spindoc | April 5, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I’ve tried to post three times and it wouldn’t let me so I apologise for all the repeats that are showing up right before this message. Probably Tom Cruise’s fault.
InsomniActress | April 5, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I’m so glad they didn’t rush into anything.
tomdabomb | April 5, 2006 at 6:00 pm
DAMN! I signed in too slow…
so much for FIRST!
Yes, she is a white trash whore, and I was amazed he married her again, SANS prenup!
fearsarewishes | April 5, 2006 at 6:01 pm
That’s right. I’ll bet Em could be tappin’ that horse-faced Hilary. The one with nipples, I mean.
Chrystal03 | April 5, 2006 at 6:04 pm
What a dumb azz, I wish he would fall off the face of the earth already, he’s nutty.
BetC | April 5, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Oh my gosh! I am so surprised that they got divorced after all the nice songs he wrote about her ;)
BigJim | April 5, 2006 at 6:10 pm
I heard Marshall used to get the absolute crap beaten out of him every day when he was a kid by bullies at school.
All I can say is, hooray for bullies! Too bad they didn’t bash his worthless whitetrash skull in.
I hate this fucking guy.
Zanna | April 5, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Well, I hope he comes out of “retirement” now….or at the very least come out with another single about what a piece of shit she is.
Anyway…I’ve been having a BALL making raunchy commercials today on this site. Have fun kids! http://www.chevyapprentice.com/apprentice.php?country=us
Tiger Handheld | April 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm
This is really devastating. I don’t have faith in many hollywood couples, but I really thought these two could make it.
EvilFiend | April 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm
talk about cleaning out your closet for a second time
EvilFiend | April 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm
talk about cleaning out your closet for a second time
EvilFiend | April 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm
talk about cleaning out your closet for a second time
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I bet when Kim and Eminem went to the clerk’s office, you could hear the laughter in the entire building.
“What do you need, son? A divorce?”
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I bet when Kim and Eminem went to the clerk’s office, you could hear the laughter in the entire building.
“What do you need, son? A divorce?”
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 6:20 pm
I freakin’ hate double posts!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 5, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Hey, Jazzmyn, or “Kim”, as they are calling you… you need to stop stealing my customers, and I know that was you that spilled glitter all over my take-out Chinese last night, and don’t be jealous ‘cuz some other lot lizard stole your money on Saturday – you probably just spent it on crack and forgot. Oh, and you might wanna tuck that string up, you’re trying to get lap dances not catch small-mouth bass.
Fix ya’ weave, bitch!
- Paradyse
Tracy | April 5, 2006 at 6:25 pm
I freakin’ hate double posts!
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 6:33 pm
lol. thanks tracy.
bella420 | April 5, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Is it just me, or is Kim a giant?
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Grphdesi23 holds up her hand and reveals “The Shocker!”
Dee | April 5, 2006 at 6:58 pm
wow…i really need a moment here to pull myself together after this news, how can i go on?
Dewey | April 5, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Nope, Kim’s not a giant, Em’s a midget. He’s a towering 5’6″, which goes a long way to explain the beatings back in grade school. I think that’s why they chose Britany Murphy as his co-star in 8 Mile, so he could actually look like an adult male.
I can’t WAIT for the post-divorce comeback tour!
MeganHarris | April 5, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Eminem is a good father, and he’s trying to make things work for his daughters sake.
Kim must be a real crazy bitch,.
Jayne | April 5, 2006 at 7:09 pm
… I thought they were already divorced?!?
wtf, I missed the inbetween part when they married again.
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I can’t believe it didn’t last! Look, they having matching hair and EVERYTHING. You know it’s forever when you share the same box of Clairol Ultra Blonde #12 Glistening Champagne.
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:21 pm
wow, I meant “they have.” Time to ease up on the meth. I guess being awake for 72 hours tires the ol’ cerebellum.
My apologies. I hate poor grammar more than anything. Except double posts and New Guy.
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 7:32 pm
has eminem ever cracked a smile on that ugly mug???? he’s a little motherfucker, and his wife was more into chicks the 1st time they were married… i feel bad for that little girl they had…
NewGuy | April 5, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Blow me cottage-cheese tits… er, I mean SweetCheeks.
bella420 | April 5, 2006 at 7:33 pm
First Nick and Jessica, and now this! I don’t know if I can believe in love anymore…
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 7:35 pm
i hate newguy too!!! where are you newguy?? he’s like that annoying weird little cousin that follows you around at the family reunion and a whole bunch of the cool cousins, including the one you french-kissed last year (ssshhh), try to ditch him, and then you ended up playing some nasty joke on him that makes it look like he poo’d his pants. Good times, guys, good times…
Kelly | April 5, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Humm Jessica and Eminem. After all he did Mariah and he loves blondes with huge boobs. She likes dirty bad boys amd could use some craziness in her life. First person to make this prediction.
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Lovely. With an estimated 998,000 words in the English language, the best you can do is “cottage-cheese tits,” New Guy? I’m not going to waste any of the remaining 997,993 words on an unimaginative douche like you.
NewGuy | April 5, 2006 at 7:41 pm
I’m two posts above you Kris, you ignorant slut.
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:41 pm
#29 — or more like the mongoloid second cousin with a speech impediment and club foot! LOL
What a DOUCHE.
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:43 pm
MY but New Guy is bitter! Apparently another unfortunate side effect of being what we call, “a big smelly douche.”
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 7:46 pm
try harder newguy…
NewGuy | April 5, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Whatsamatter SweatyCheeks??? Out of words already??? “Douche” twice in a row???
(note, I am referring to your use of the word “douche” twice. Not your need to “douche, rinse and repeat.” That’s between you and your doctor.)
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 7:48 pm
wait, i feel as though calling him a douche isn’t quite fair to the female race.. how about a big clump of rancid smegma??? yep, smegma… hey smegma breath… how ARE you, you little small-peckered fucky-face???
sweetcheeks | April 5, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Okay, I believe I’ve used the word “douche” adequately in this post. We will now understand that “New Guy” is synonymous with “Douchebag.”
That being said, I’m off to lovingly carress my “cottage cheese tits” and see if they’ll accept Douchebag’s apology.
Thanks for the backup, Krisdylee!
kimmykim | April 5, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Damn…Thats a big bitch.
Craig & "em" | April 5, 2006 at 7:59 pm
If I was married and I held a nickel bag of Crack Rock over my wifes head everytime I wanted a blowjob…
Hold on…what’s wrong with that?
suzy | April 5, 2006 at 8:03 pm
freakin idiots!!
wtf did they get married a second time
poor haylie is gonna need major therapy
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 8:27 pm
i’ll caress your cottage-chees breast for yah….
krisdylee | April 5, 2006 at 8:28 pm
oops, sorry, i think that’s my shecond glash of wine talking….
hotintempe | April 5, 2006 at 8:39 pm
#9….LOL
This looks like an old picture, I can guarentee she doesnt look that decent anymore. Their daughter’s going to be a Hollywood street walker in 10 years, or maybe worse, just like her mom.
MizScarlett | April 5, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Probably BOTH of ‘em ain’t no day at Titty Beach to live with, I’lltellyewwhut.
Still, I kinda dig the little fucker. Non-hitting-it-wise, of course. He’s a tough little fat-ass. Did anyone see that pic of his asscheeks in Rolling Stone about a month ago? I had no IDEA he was packing such succulent ham in those oversized sweatpants. Maybe I WOULD hit it.
DonLes91 | April 5, 2006 at 8:43 pm
2 things:
* I won the Eminem Pool at work cause they lasted 3 months. $100! :D
* I am loving the handicap match between Cheeks, Kris, and NewGuy. LMFAO!
Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Hey NewGuy…is your name Kevin Covais?