Eminem and Kim divorce again


Are you sitting down? You better be sitting down. Because this little piece of news is so shocking it’s gonna knock you off your feet. Eminem and Kim have divorced again for the second time, less than a year after they remarried. They both agreed to divide property under a private settlement and to share custody of their 10-year old daughter Hailie.

Yeah, I know. It’s shocking. But if we stick together I think we’ll manage to get through this. We just gotta be strong. Maybe hold each other’s trembling hands for support. Then an innocent brush of the leg. A longing look. And before you know it we’re in the world’s most awesome orgy. What makes it so awesome, you ask? Because in the corner, there, is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And those bad boys are off the hook.

Tags: Custody, Marriage