Are you sitting down? You better be sitting down. Because this little piece of news is so shocking it’s gonna knock you off your feet. Eminem and Kim have divorced again for the second time, less than a year after they remarried. They both agreed to divide property under a private settlement and to share custody of their 10-year old daughter Hailie.
Yeah, I know. It’s shocking. But if we stick together I think we’ll manage to get through this. We just gotta be strong. Maybe hold each other’s trembling hands for support. Then an innocent brush of the leg. A longing look. And before you know it we’re in the world’s most awesome orgy. What makes it so awesome, you ask? Because in the corner, there, is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And those bad boys are off the hook.
hearse | December 30, 2006 at 9:52 am
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Achi | January 4, 2007 at 11:35 am
damn! i’m a little to late for first post…? but isn’t the guy in the picture a blonde harry potter from the future?
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 7:48 am
meh, everyone stopped caring two divorces ago…
Amanda Mathers loco | August 11, 2007 at 11:19 am
Damn [!] Marshall what are u doing ?
r4 para la ds | February 9, 2010 at 4:51 am
eminem’s feud with mariah goes a while back d12 destroyed mariah’s image and were right in doing so mariah claims em is “OBSESSED” with her when really she’s the one responding to the rhymes he makes hasen’t she ever heard the song “INSTIGATOR” by D12 on the 2001 released “DEVIL’S NIGHT” he likes to instigate alot so if she truly wants to prove her stuff she needs to just ignore him kim and em should seek marital councling ha ha halie’s getting to the age that she needs both parents to be around and by the way nick cannons is way out of his league if he thinks he can beat em down anywhere em would rip him to shreds on a cd and in the streets