Emily Ratajkowski Topless In GQ Doesn’t Require Thinking

June 24th, 2014 // 16 Comments

My last post involved such liberal faggot shit as thinking and consideration for non-straight, white male members of society, so here’s Emily Ratajkowski posing for the July issue of GQ where you don’t have to do anything but get lost in her topless breasts. Or you can read about how she wants you to bang her with confidence like Denzel Washington which hopefully means like a drunken airline pilot because I’ve got rum, aviator glasses and a bag of peanuts. Very, very small peanuts. You know what? Scratch all this. Scratch it. ABORT.

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  1. Emily is self-evidently gorgeous but the Photoshopping in those pictures is just amateurish and bad. The “sun sheen” or “glisten” effect or whatever the hell it’s called passed through an editor’s hands and he/she approved it? I expect better fake photography from GQ (which I only read when I’m waiting to get my hair cut, it’s either that or Motor Trend or People magazine).

  2. By the way, I don’t see why that video had to be censored. Is it because of the bare breasts? How ridiculous.

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    Hey, Quentin Tarantino: check out those hooves!

  4. She has a lovely poppyseed coating.

  5. Dox

    Its not really topless if the nipples are covered.
    Its just creative topping….. Which suddenly made me hungry for pizza.

  6. Her tits aren’t big enough for that much Photoshop. What the fuck is wrong with GQ?

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    GQ is just rehashing their own stuff now. Jessica Biel did a similar photoshoot back in 2007 (maybe even in the same spot).

    They Photoshopped the hell out of Biel as well.

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    that face looks weird.
    It’s very square.

  9. My day’s made.

  10. She claims that she wants to fully balance serious acting with T&A type shoots, but all I’m seeing lately one giant toppled teeter totter. Not that I imagine many will complain.

  11. Mama Pinkus


  12. right

    The guy with the video is such a dooche. Can’t get through the entire song. Even with this chicks titays struttin around. She’s pretty though.

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