Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Were At The MTV Movie Awards
Here’s a short list of the shit that happened this weekend: Daredevil debuted on Netflix, Game of Thrones came back, Mad Men continued its last season, fucking Coachella started, and alcohol continued to exist. So naturally some genius decided to hold the MTV Movie Awards in the middle of all of that where it’s already getting buried by everything I just said a second ago. Which is why I’m cutting right to the chase and posting the only piece of information you could possibly need to know about the entire show: Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts. You’re now sufficiently up-to-date on the subject while others wander aimlessly in the desert, forced to give up fucks about Amy Schumer and Shailene Woodley. May God have mercy on their souls.