Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Deserve A Post
I almost just tossed these pics of Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts at the Hollywood Film Awards into the drunk Johnny Depp post and said something like, “Haha, wouldn’t it have been better posted if I talked about these, you guys?” But then I realized her breasts are people, too, and deserve their own post. So as punishment for my crime, I’ve already taken the time to dress myself and changed out of pajama pants before 5 PM – *watches Photo Boy faint* – because what I did was wrong and I’m man enough to admit it. On that note, I’ll now accept arguments on why I should also chop off a hand. Let’s open the floor.