Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Are An Oasis In A Desert Of Awful
As long as Josh Duggar’s skeletons keep coming out of the closet (pun completely intended, the next thing is truckers he jacked off at a rest stop, absolutely has to be) and until Bill Cosby’s accusers finally combine to form the mighty Rapetron and destroy him, we’re going to have to keep covering every awful detail of these two pukestain’s stories. It’s either this or going back to food service, and you don’t want us anywhere near your Riblets,™ because believe me when I tell you Fish will rub himself on anything slathered in that much delicious, tangy sauce *adds basting brush to Amazon wishlist*. So in an ongoing effort to pepper something wonderful into something awful — like the tumors inside Donald Sterling — here are Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts. They’re available from every possible angle, which hopefully in some way makes up for all the blessed rapist semen and the sex with kids stuff. We’re really sorry about all that.
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