The Khaleesi Is Esquire’s The Sexiest Woman Alive 2015
While Playboy somehow found a way to be even less relevant, Esquire named Emilia Clarke the Sexiest Woman Alive because you know what the Internet runs on? Nudity. And you know what has lots of nudity? Game of Thrones. It’s the entire point of the show. On that note, you probably noticed that I used a gallery of the Khaleesi’s 18-year-old body double instead of the Khaleesi herself, and there’s a simple explanation for that: I am a dick.