Emilia Clarke: Mother of Interviews
(I Went Right For It)

A few weeks ago, the Internet went nuts over Emilia Clarke’s body double because boobs. Although stand-in would’ve been more accurate, but it doesn’t involve the word “body,” and daddy needs his click-money. Except here’s the Khalessi herself giving a pretty great interview with Harper’s Bazaar about wanting to have a threeway with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan, and Jay Z buying one of the dragon eggs for Beyonce. Allegedly:

On meeting Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan:

“Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life,” Clarke remembers. “I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing Fucking Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, ‘We call each other “moon of my life” and “my sun and stars” and all that.’ And I was like, ‘I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.'” (To date, no gentleman has tried this line on Clarke. “Someone definitely should,” she says, cackling.)

On Jorah Mormont looking at her boobs:

“The crew was a few cliffs over,” she continues, “so it’s me, four or five extras, and Iain Glen [the loyal-to-a-fault Ser Jorah]. Iain does this thing where he lifts his head up and his face goes, ‘Aahh, naked lady.’ But because they were filming so far away, what he said was ‘Great tits, love.'” She lets out a huge guffaw. “I’m like, ‘The camera’s not on you, can you stop commenting on how good you think these breasts are?'”

On Jay Z buying a dragon egg:

She admits to trying to “blag” one of Khaleesi’s dragon eggs (which birthed three now poorly behaved teenage dragons), to no avail. “Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyonc√©, or something,” she laughs. “I don’t know.” No eggs reside in the Clarke residence because “they are really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art.”

If Jay Z did buy one of the eggs, that would explain how he talked Madonna into shilling Tidal.

“And why should I, the Queen of Darkness, entertain this mortal scheme?”
*pulls out egg* “IT’S DA DRAGON ROCK IN DA BUILDIN’!”

Photo: HBO