So Who Wants To See Emile Hirsch Taking A Leak In Public While Staring Directly At The Paparazzi?

December 5th, 2012 // 20 Comments

Since we’ve already had a post about poop today (I should’ve leaked that to the Travolta video. Stupid.), here’s Emile Hirsch taking a leak on a plant outside a crowded Bootsy Bellows last night while looking genuinely shocked that someone caught what he was doing. His plan seemed so careful. “They’ll just think the plant’s spraying water on me,” he thought, “which naturally will explain why my penis out. Emile, you’ve done it again!”

Photos: ROLO/AKM-GSI

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  1. I think he’s genuinely shocked because a photographer actually recognized him. “You know who I am? But…I haven’t noticeably been in a movie for four years!”

  2. MoozBoy

    I thought that was Jack Black damnit.. Jack.. Black!

  3. zomgbie

    its the paris/britney/lindsay 2006 attention whore pap vag flash 2012 update.
    expect kim k to get involved soon.

  4. Hope he washed his hands.

  5. Was he sucking on the top of that one leaf where it looks wet? Maybe aloe vera is a diuretic.

  6. h8tr

    isn’t there supposed to be a wiener attached to the other end of the pee stream?

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    pff
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    that is not John Hamm.

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    Mitch Haase
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    Typical Obama supporter

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    Lita
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    Well, he’s no Josh Hamm.

  10. Matt

    What a dog, what a dirty dog!

  11. Abdul Rafiq

    Eco-friendly

  12. Dick Trickle

    He was trying to describe to that girl what happened to his career after Into The Wild.

  13. lawn

    Calm down, everyone, maybe he’s just masturbating.

  14. El Jefe

    Who the fuck is this dude? And no, he does not seem worth the time to Google.

    • He’s the guy who got to play opposite the amazingly delicious Elisha Cuthbert in “The Girl Next Door.” And they actually paid him. I would have done it for free.

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    MrG
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    Taking a leak in public AND peering directly into my soul? That’s multitasking.

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    smojoe
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    So anyone else notice you can see his dickhead in these?

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