So Who Wants To See Emile Hirsch Taking A Leak In Public While Staring Directly At The Paparazzi?

December 5th, 2012 // 20 Comments
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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Since we’ve already had a post about poop today (I should’ve leaked that to the Travolta video. Stupid.), here’s Emile Hirsch taking a leak on a plant outside a crowded Bootsy Bellows last night while looking genuinely shocked that someone caught what he was doing. His plan seemed so careful. “They’ll just think the plant’s spraying water on me,” he thought, “which naturally will explain why my penis out. Emile, you’ve done it again!”

Photos: ROLO/AKM-GSI

Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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20 Comments
  1. TomFrank

    I think he’s genuinely shocked because a photographer actually recognized him. “You know who I am? But…I haven’t noticeably been in a movie for four years!”

    Dec 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm /  Reply /50
  2. MoozBoy

    I thought that was Jack Black damnit.. Jack.. Black!

    Dec 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm /  Reply /40
  3. zomgbie

    its the paris/britney/lindsay 2006 attention whore pap vag flash 2012 update.
    expect kim k to get involved soon.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm /  Reply /10
  4. Jon Combs

    Hope he washed his hands.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /30
  5. ty

    WTF?

    Dec 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm /  Reply /30
  6. Frederick Buddha

    Was he sucking on the top of that one leaf where it looks wet? Maybe aloe vera is a diuretic.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /10
  7. h8tr

    isn’t there supposed to be a wiener attached to the other end of the pee stream?

    Dec 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm /  Reply /20
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    pff
    Commented on this photo:

    that is not John Hamm.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /20
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    Mitch Haase
    Commented on this photo:

    Typical Obama supporter

    Dec 5, 2012 at 5:56 pm /  Reply /98
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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s no Josh Hamm.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 6:10 pm /  Reply /20
  11. Matt

    What a dog, what a dirty dog!

    Dec 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm /  Reply /10
  12. Abdul Rafiq

    Eco-friendly

    Dec 5, 2012 at 6:56 pm /  Reply /10
  13. Dick Trickle

    He was trying to describe to that girl what happened to his career after Into The Wild.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 7:37 pm /  Reply /50
  14. lawn

    Calm down, everyone, maybe he’s just masturbating.

    Dec 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm /  Reply /40
  15. El Jefe

    Who the fuck is this dude? And no, he does not seem worth the time to Google.

    Dec 6, 2012 at 12:04 am /  Reply /10
    • vitobonespur

      He’s the guy who got to play opposite the amazingly delicious Elisha Cuthbert in “The Girl Next Door.” And they actually paid him. I would have done it for free.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 12:50 am /  Reply /00
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    MrG
    Commented on this photo:

    Taking a leak in public AND peering directly into my soul? That’s multitasking.

    Dec 6, 2012 at 11:48 am /  Reply /20
  17. Emile Hirsch Public Urination Outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    smojoe
    Commented on this photo:

    So anyone else notice you can see his dickhead in these?

    Dec 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /10

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