Irina Shayk in a bikini

October 27th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Here’s 20-year-old Brazilian supermodel Emanuela de Paula posing for Victoria’s Secret yesterday in St. Barth’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. Or immediately explode in my pants then lock myself in the bathroom until she promises to leave. Let’s go with that last one. Ladies?

EDIT: Huge thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out this is Irina, and a special no-thanks to the photo agency whose labeling system could’ve at least gave me a reach-around.

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  1. GEEZLAWEEZ

    #72 calm down there crazy woman.and yes we are sure you could crush us all with your thighs..fat ass..and u probably have no tits either

  2. Darth

    Imma getting in the mood for holiday!

  3. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY, GROSS, AND SO MANY MEN FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE??? WHY DON’T YOU GUYS GO GAY AND JUST FUCK MEN SINCE YOU REALLY WANT TO?

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  4. blasto

    The Irina Sheik looks great in a bikini, glad she shaved her mustache, grew hair, lost weight and became a woman, way sexier than when she was a wrestling villian in the WWF

  5. wow.. she’s SO hot!

  6. wtf

    SHE HAS 2 STICK HER ASS OUT SO FAR JUST 2 LOOK LIKE SHE HAS 1

  7. wtf

    SHE HAS 2 STICK HER ASS OUT SO FAR JUST 2 LOOK LIKE SHE HAS 1

  8. Reality

    REAL BEAUTY LIKE SCARLETT JOHANSEN?!?!?!?!? Are you joking??!?! You do realize that she has had MULTIPLE cosmetic surgical procedures done to achieve her mediocre beauty. She is fat also. Meanwhile Emanuela is 100% REAL! It just burns you to see such a beautiful woman because you know you will never come close to looking that way!

    Oh, btw DR, CARING, you are fucking hilarious! That was too good!

    And for the dummy who made the comment about dark skin being leathery, you’re right. That is when the skin belongs to someone who is white. When you bake pale skin in the sun, the result is an artificial hue and texture. Someone who’s pigment is naturally dark has high levels of elasticity and firmness, simultaneously its silky smooth.

    Emanuela looks flawless. Fat, stretch-marked, blubber butts hate this.

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