Here’s 20-year-old Brazilian supermodel Emanuela de Paula posing for Victoria’s Secret yesterday in St. Barth’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. Or immediately explode in my pants then lock myself in the bathroom until she promises to leave. Let’s go with that last one. Ladies?
EDIT: Huge thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out this is Irina, and a special no-thanks to the photo agency whose labeling system could’ve at least gave me a reach-around.