Here’s 20-year-old Brazilian supermodel Emanuela de Paula posing for Victoria’s Secret yesterday in St. Barth’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. Or immediately explode in my pants then lock myself in the bathroom until she promises to leave. Let’s go with that last one. Ladies?
EDIT: Huge thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out this is Irina, and a special no-thanks to the photo agency whose labeling system could’ve at least gave me a reach-around.
Photos: Fame
Frist fail | October 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Frist again!!!!1
cc | October 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
nice
Punkg0nebad | October 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Doesn’t she look a lot like Irina Sheik?
amara | July 19, 2010 at 7:58 am
SHE’S IRINA SHAYK!!!
ororoeflskfsmflk | October 27, 2009 at 12:21 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
havoc | October 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Key words here….
20 year old.
Brazilian
Supermodel
Victoria’s Secret
She looks delicious…..
.
DannyBoy | October 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm
QUE LINDA!! (that’s portugues for what a babe!)
******Krazy Hot Kelli******* | October 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Zhe doezn’t have the Puzzy Puzzy like me though. I might let her lick me.
Yooarel.com | October 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Meh, not my type. Definitely not ugly, and I wouldn’t say “no” to sex with her, but definitely not the type I “go after”. I like cute/hot rocker/punk chicks. And not dark-skinned girls, either. That’s kind of off putting to me… makes me think “leathery skin”.
Georgeo | October 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Wow, what a fatass. Lose some weight, lardbucket.
The new math | October 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Apparently wafer thin + barely legal + swarthy = hot to little “men” (term used loosely) who need a fetus to make them feel bigger. Maybe you guys should hit the gym and lower your standards a tad because your dream girl doesn’t want a fat 47 year old guy with bacne that lives in Mom’s basement. Oh, but NONE of you fit that description right?
Manda | October 27, 2009 at 1:07 pm
In the first picture there (the one with her poochin her ass up in the air) looks like she took a shit (look on the beach right below her!) hahahahahaha..shit taker.
Attic Alan | October 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hi #10 I am 52 and single and live in my Granny’s attic. It’s not that bad. Roomy in the middle but not on the sides where the roof hit’s the floor/ceiling part. I am totally available and am willing to travel provided Gran’s can help a niggah out with a dime to meet you. Or you can come here only after the ole girl is asleep.
Hmmmmmm?
jumpin_j | October 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I always click on these links featuring so and so in a bikini and wind up disappointed at least half the time. I think it the lack of boobies like with this chick. Just saying.
Nat | October 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Blah. Blah. Standard.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Powerful thighs. Oh My!
ModelChick | October 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
yeah…i don’t think that’s emanuela. not every dark skinned brazilian looks alike. emanuela is not just pretty but striking. this chick is just pretty. emanuela has naturally darker skin.
here’s emanuela.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/51/11/victoriasecret24_top.0.0.0×0.380×512.jpeg
Olya | October 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
THAT’S IRINA SHAKE – A RUSSIAN MODEL!!!
Olya | October 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm
That’s a russian model – Irina Sheik.
Mark | October 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm
She has a pretty face but she’s hardly “smokin hot”. She could use a few more curves. Definitely needs more ass. Nice color.
I guess #9 above was being sarcastic about being a lard bucket. She has no hips to hold her pants up.
abbz | October 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm
this makes me want to go to McDonalds. And thats saying something cause I hate McDonalds. i also hate militant feminists but i must admit this site is crazy degrading to my soul.
Sickitten | October 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Brazilian girls never have it all like some of those Russian and Czech women.
whatever | October 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm
so she’s not completely ugly or out of shape or anything…but i don’t see anything anywhere near ‘perfection.’ just doesn’t seem that great. can’t really dissect her into a million flaws, but i also can’t see that extra something that makes her attractive.
…actually, maybe there is a flaw. i think i can see a mustache in a few shots. and i know she is a thin girl, so she’s not gonna have huge ones, but i like a bit more boob…esp from a victoria’s secret model.
The new math | October 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm
#12 that’s TOTALLY different!!! I said BASEMENT! Everyone knows supermodels and their ilk are positively WET for attic dwellers!!
Jade | October 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm
This is Irina Sheik, a 23 year old russian supermodel. Here’s the link with the evidence: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?showtopic=3908&st=1840#entry1948879
12 year old boy | October 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Why does she look like a man? She’s too masculine for me
yuki | October 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm
its not emanuela de paula.
Buy a vibrator #10 | October 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm
#10 is a fat woman who can’t get anyone to fuck her. No wonder she’s angry.
Jim | October 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm
That ass looks tighter than a snare drum. I drill that slow and deep…
titsonsnack | October 27, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Haha love the first picture. Looks like she just took a dump in the sand.
Izzy | October 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Definitely Irina Shiek/Irina Shaykhlislamova, 23, from Russia, not Brazil. Check your facts, Superfish.
Smarm | October 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm
” 10. The new math – October 27, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently wafer thin + barely legal + swarthy = hot to little “men” (term used loosely) who need a fetus to make them feel bigger. Maybe you guys should hit the gym and lower your standards a tad because your dream girl doesn’t want a fat 47 year old guy with bacne that lives in Mom’s basement. Oh, but NONE of you fit that description right?
”
We’ll get right on that, right after you eat a dick. Jealous much? You do realize how pathetic that sounded, right? A few guys throw out random compliments about a beautiful woman that you resemble not one iota, and you go off on a tangent like a dumb cunt. Shut the fuck up, seriously. Funny how you come on here stereotyping the guys who visit this site yet youre here, probably at home trying to squeeze your humpback whale of an ass into your barcalounger w your oreos in one paw and a ham in the other, going back and forth between watching Springer and drooling all over your keyboard, all the while fantasizing that one of these posters w bacne would knock the dust off that lonely hole and put something in there other than this weeks produce special.
oh and welcome to superficial!
Izzy | October 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Sorry, Sheik. Typo. Oh the irony.
Rough intentions | October 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Really? thats a Russian broad? talk about dark and lovely…
Adriana | October 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm
In the name of all brazilian women, she definately looks brazilian! Not russian at all! And she even looks like Adriana Lima.
Turd the third | October 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Boring, nothing interesting about here at all. Nice shape but just boring. She is about as boring as this post. She looks like any of 100 “formula” models. Same shape same legs, no tits, no ass, just boring. I’d rather eat a big Mac than this thing that passes as a model. Did Turd say she was boring?
MCcains tumor | October 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Russian or Brazilian….who cares….i’ll take two, one for each hand!! I also want to penetrate dat butt….thank you.
als10point | October 27, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@ 31, nice!
als10point | October 27, 2009 at 6:40 pm
…a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Oh phuck that BS, she sizzles!
Dr. Caring | October 27, 2009 at 6:51 pm
The U.S. has been overrun with fat girls, so here’s what they’re hoping to see as a comment:
“This girl is way too thin for me. I like a girl who looks like a WOMAN not a 13-year-old boy. A real woman, with a normal body: big flabby arms, saddlebag thighs, cankles, big triple-ripple “which bulge is the tits” belly, broad but somehow flat and saggy butt, ironically small boobs for being so overweight. Now THAT’S hot!!!”
Just waitin’ to read that one…munchin’ a candybar, sipping a grape soda…waitin’…
Live Girls | October 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Is that the Iron Sheik’s daughter?
CrazyOldie | October 27, 2009 at 7:04 pm
that ass is begging for my special moisturizer
Randal(l) | October 27, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I agree with #10 this horrible pig of a woman is a hemorrhoid on societies corn hole. But because I feel so bad for that slovenly Pile or gross, I’ll throw her a pity fuck. I guess I’m just a humanitarian that way.
Randal(l)
clpierced | October 27, 2009 at 7:59 pm
If i was a guy i would think she has a nice body. butttt since this is a “superficial” site i need to be mean. well i like it, alot :) im sorry people, but i hate tall women. whenever im at the bar i hate how the tall women basically step on me. im 5’1 and petite, wtf is up with massively tall women? butt (back to being nice) she is semi pretty, i hate dark brown hair and brown eyes..gross. but yes she has a nice body :)
i want it rough :)
Vinnie Mac | October 27, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Wow, I see the Iron Sheik has had some work done. Awesome job on the lipo dude, but the man boobs don’t look so good………….What? Irina Sheik? Oh, never mind then.
tom | October 27, 2009 at 8:22 pm
iron sheik is looking a lot better than he did on opie and anothy.
i guess it’s good the sheik is at the beach… just blame the piss stain on high tides.
dude_on | October 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Smarm that was legendary. I haven’t read a beat down on a big bone like that since Slim Shady nuked all over Mariah. If you put a lil backbeat on that I’m thinking YouTube Platinum.
Kate | October 27, 2009 at 9:31 pm
She is fit! WOW! Great body!
Seriously, though, why must others of my gender get all huffy when men compliment women who aren’t them?
Fumble | October 27, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Whats it going to be fish?
Does she smell like tacos or vodka? Yum.
Either way I could teach her some cue ball English in her corner pocket.
tall | October 27, 2009 at 10:23 pm
clpierced, i am a 5’9″ woman who would stomp on your face at a bar. i hate short women. they look like trolls and dwarfs. they always looks fat, even if they are not. tall = hot.
clpierced | October 27, 2009 at 10:27 pm
hahaha clearly you are insecure about it. and if it makes u feel better and sleep at night you can pretend i am fat. and im sure your like really pretty right?! love you tallfuck :)