Elton John to Lindsay Lohan: ‘Ditch the Family’

While speaking to reporters at an AIDS benefit in Manhattan, Elton John offered some advice to Lindsay Lohan. Namely ditching her family of “enablers” and going to a rehab “boot camp” that doesn’t have “televisions and a swimming pool.” Unfortunately, the only thing Lindsay will hear is: “I’m Elton John and I know who Lindsay Lohan is. Everyone needs to stop destroying her. Why do they make strollers invisible? That doesn’t seem fair to people in cars.”

Ha! I’m kidding. His face just melted into a pile of blow that looks like her dad. “Snort me, Lindsay. Make me go bye-bye.”

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