Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby

Apparently by appeasing the Leprechaun Guild. So that’s how they do it…

Elton John and his husband David Furnish have acquired a baby. The child was born on Christmas Day – That should go over well. – to a surrogate mother, according to Us Magazine:

“We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment,” John and Furnish tell Us in a joint statement. “Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents.”
This is the first child for John, 62, and Furnish, 48. The couple married in 2005 after 12 years together.

Was a surrogate really necessary? I mean, I understand the whole fertilize the egg with your own sperm angle, but c’mon, aren’t there enough babies out there that need to be adopted? If the gays really want to win over the hearts and minds of America, they should start taking babies from those Teen Mom kids. And I’m not even talking about adoption. I’m talking about running up, throwing sequins in their face, then straight snatching the kid. Even the most homophobic of Christians would give them a medal. “You done good, queer. You done good…”

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