Ellen DeGeneres, like any red-blooded man, found herself awestruck by the mammary glands of Christina Aguilera. Christina stopped by Ellen’s show today, and Ellen asked the question that’s on everyone’s minds. People reports:
“You look great. One question: Are you nursing?”
A blushing Aguilera responded: “I guess it’s a little obvious,” and DeGeneres quipped back, “It’s going to be a healthy baby boy.”
But it wasn’t just tits and nipples. It was also about wangs. Notably balloons shaped like wangs as Christina divulged her horribly apropos choice of decorations for her son Max’s bris:
“We are not a very conservative couple,” she told DeGeneres. “For decorations we put up penis balloons all over the place. It was really fun, it was really great.” A stunned Ellen replied: ” “Really, they have penis balloons in a shop … you can just buy them?”
But then Ellen quickly realized her folly. She said the word “penis.” That mammoth-chested bitch tricked her! But before Ellen could react it was too late. She was transported back to her home dimesion – never to return. On that note, Ellen’s show will now be replaced by “The Christina Aguilera Boob Hour.” If you’ll excuse me, I need to set my TiVo and buy a whole lot of maple syrup. Uh, because I’m making waffles. Yeah, waffles…
98- this is true, because britney will always have big eyes, button nose, and pretty teeth.
christina will always have small close set eyes, a big nose ( unless she fixes it ) a long ugly face, pear shaped unfit body ( cause she is lazy and unathletic ) and bowed legs…christina is doing the best she can, wearing whore pinup drag, bimbo hair, showing the fake goods.
compare this to britney in slave 4 u video, or her las vegas tour, 2001, 2000 VMAs, and Christina just looks like a short sloppy rat face with mis-shapen legs and tranny makeup.
I hate how her eyes are half open like she is trying to be MM, who did not have a rat face, and didn’t need elaborate shading and contouring drag makeup to look non ugly.
I’m happy for her. Why does everyone have to bring up Britney? We all know she’s a nutcase who needs help. Who cares who is more physically appealing, who sells more cds, or who more guys beat off to? Damn ya’ll are so hypocritical & stupid. I don’t listen to much of Britney spears’s music, most of it seems too fake and plastic to me, and she can’t sing well. Her music is aimed towards teen girls and gay guys(nothing wrong with gay people) I like Christina’s voice, music, and her open attitude, and she writes and produces the majority of her work. She seems like she’d be cool to kick it with, and WHO CARES what her Breasts look like?? its her body not mine or anyone else’s. People are so quick to judge.
Christina has an ego and she likes to think she’s hot, but she’s still a poor man’s Britney Spears!
We all know the reason Christina’s going on TV with her breasts hanging out of her dress and talking about penis balloons, being naked and her vagina is because she wants more media exposure than Miss Spears.
But what Christina needs to realize is that Britney has bipolar disorder and she can’t get a break from the spotlight. Britney always has ten million cameras in her face even when she’s going to the bathroom and she has no positive influence in her life. Even her own parents are more concerned with making money off her than they are in keeping her healthy.
Christina should consider herself lucky to not be as famous as Britney, and at least Christina has a good family structure. So, what the heck is Christina’s problem?!?!?!
M.I.L.F!!!!
NO IMPLANTS! THAT’S MILK IN HER TANKS!
SUPER HOT!! BEST SINGER!
I thought Christina cleaned up her act after getting married. She did all that “Dirty” stuff for years, and I thought she was going the opposite way of “the other pop princess” by classing herself up. Then I see her doing all these interviews, talking about peeing in a bucket, vaginal stuff, penis balloons and being naked with her husband and I hang my head in disgust. I’m a woman and I’m liberated and into feminism and all that, but what the hell does being slutty have to do with feminism???
79. kitty_kat
When did she lose weight? She started out she was craze skinny, put on at least 10 lbs before her dirty faze, gain some more weight after that and then got pregnant. If you mean why are her boobs still big after she gave birth I already explained that, they are filled with milk.
@106
She gained weight around “Stripped”. That’s when she got the implants. But then she lost the weight and was still the same size.
britney’s beauty is angelic and natural…take a look at the sexy picture of her on the cover of blender magazine. the woman is just gorgeous. christina’s so-called “beauty” is all about china doll makeup and teasing up her hair. just a little reminder, FHM magazine is currently listing the sexiest women in the world. so, there’s still time to vote for britney and to land her back on top of the list where she belongs. go, britney!
Kim Kardashian is the hottest woman in the world, but Britney is quite a little stunner herself. Christina…she’s talented, but…I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
To Elk: # 70
You are stupid and sound like a man. Her breasts are fake, fake, fake. When a woman gains a bit of weight, her breasts do not change by 3 to 4 cup sizes just like that, if you believe that, I have some investment options you might want to consider, retard. Also: She didn’t gain weight, except in her chest. Christina was always very slim until she got pregnant. After she had the baby, her breasts swelled to huge proportions because of lactation and implants. And yes implants do change, that’s why women have to replace them every 10 years. If you don’t believe me, about Christina’s fake boobs,
visit awfulplasticsurgery.com and you will see there is no denying it, bitch!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001048.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html
To Elk: # 70
You are stupid and sound like a man. Her breasts are fake, fake, fake. When a woman gains a bit of weight, her breasts do not change by 3 to 4 cup sizes just like that, if you believe that, I have some investment options you might want to consider, retard. Also: She didn’t gain weight, except in her chest. Christina was always very slim until she got pregnant. After she had the baby, her breasts swelled to huge proportions because of lactation and implants. And yes implants do change, that’s why women have to replace them every 10 years. If you don’t believe me, about Christina’s fake boobs,
visit awfulplasticsurgery.com and you will see there is no denying it, bitch!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001048.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html
Britney Spears is the hottest woman in the world. No question about it. But Christina Aguilera is more talented vocally.
@56
Its actually a hebrew tattoo. It consists of the hebrew letters ‘yud’ and ‘bet,’ which correspond to the english ‘J’ and ‘B,’ which are the initials of her hubby. She also has a hebrew tattoo on her back that says ‘ani ledodi vedodi li,’ which means ‘I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine.’
111. Janine
You’re right I am a man and those boobs in the first awfulplasticsurgery.com photo are fake, but they’re not implants. They are these (or something like them):
http://www.americansilicone.com/
The second picture is what a corset does to boobs.
Here are some pictures of her from 2002. Notice how her boobs aren’t as big as they are in the awfulplasticsurgery.com photo:
http://www.christina-a.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/57033/cat/2504/size/big
I dunno…the mere thought of Christina Aguilera in the buff turns my stomach. However, even though she is now in the throws of some kind of mental problem, I would much rather see Britney Spears naked anyday, because she still knocks Christina to a pulp!
Christina could only hope to be as scorching hot as Britney Spears…..and Christina can only wish to have as many men “slapping the salami” over her as Britney Spears.
Britney Spears may be severely f*cked up in the head…but she will always be the sexiest most beautiful woman that God has ever put on this earth.
Christina Aguilera doesn’t even have a prayer to out-hot Miss Spears!
I always pegged Christina as a Britney Spears wannabe/clone, and her whole shtick with the DIRRRTY thing was to try and outdo Britney in the sex department. Then she came out with “Back2Basics” and showed she truly is talented and she classed herself up and is more mature than most young stars out there. And that unlike Britney, Christina was all about making music and keeping her private life private. Then Christina goes on Ellen, back in early-2007, and talks about her “naked sundays” with her husband and how they do everything naked. It didn’t take long for me to realize that this was also around the time when Britney shaved her head and went into rehab. Then, about a few months ago, Christina posed naked for a magazine while seeral months into her pregnancy just like Britney did when she was pregnant, and then came the inevitable “crotch-shot”!! And now, Christina is going on Ellen again, this time flaunting her post-baby boobs and talking about phalic balloons and – once again – “naked sundays”. So, now, any shred of respect I once had for Miss Aguilera has no gone out the window, because it’s apparent that Christina is trying everything she can to take the spotlight off Britney and place it on her, so that now everyone will start talking about Christina! She could care less if her baby sees this within ten years time, or when her son gets older he gets teased in school after his mommy talked about penis balloons and “naked sundays” with her breasts poking out of her dress on national television (and on a family oriented show, no less)!! At least when Britney was on the Ellen show twice, she never talked about her sex life and instead she played basketball. I’m not saying Britney is a total angel, or even a role model, but the difference is that Britney has problems and she can’t be left alone for even a moment. Her every single move makes headlines. What is really sad is this has all caused Britney to have some sort of mental illness, because she’s been treated like a lab rat since she was 17-years-old! Christina is all about flaunting her sexuality in everyone’s faces and seemingly rubbing poor Britney’s nose in it! So, I no longer like Christina Aguilera, because she is insensitive, self-centered and trashy! I don’t entirely love, or hate, Britney Spears but I do feel sorry for her.
Its actually a hebrew tattoo. It consists of the hebrew letters ‘yud’ and ‘bet,’ which correspond to the english ‘J’ and ‘B,’ which are the initials of her hubby. She also has a hebrew tattoo on her back that says ‘ani ledodi vedodi li,’ which means ‘I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine.’
Ironic, since isn’t tatooing against Hebrew law or something? I had a Jewish boss who said they’re aren’t allowed in the religion….. am I wrong?
britney may be a nutcase, but christina is an absolute bitch!
just the way she goes on national television and talks about
herself and how great she is. britney may be crazy but she is
truly one of the nicest people in the world. she deserves to be
left alone. people are picking on poor britney all the time…how
about picking on christina “diva” aguilera?! and by the way
christina makes herself up like a friggin china doll, but britney is
a natural beauty.
britney may be a nutcase, but christina is an absolute bitch!
just the way she goes on national television and talks about
herself and how great she is. britney may be crazy but she is
truly one of the nicest people in the world. she deserves to be
left alone. people are picking on poor britney all the time…how
about picking on christina “diva” aguilera?! and by the way
christina makes herself up like a friggin china doll, but britney is
a natural beauty.
Tattooing is not permitted under Jewish law.
Fortunately for her, Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish, no matter how Jewish her husband, Mr. Bratman, is.
So, frankly, it wouldn’t/shouldn’t make any difference to her.
#121 wrote: “Fortunately for her(sic), Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish.”
Correction: “Fortunately for us, Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish.”
I think Xtina found all the weight that Britney lost. Ah well…I just love me some Britney Spears. *drool*
Please don’t hate me for saying this…as much as I admire Christina for her talent, her music and her strength, I still think Britney is alot more beautiful, because she just has a nicer face and she doesn’t need makeup to look as beautiful as she does. There’s just something down home about Britney. While I personally prefer to listen to Christina’s music, if I were to choose which one I’d rather hang out with, I’d have to pick Britney, because she seems to down home and sweet and seems like she could be a best friend, or even a sister. Now, she’s going through alot of crap in her life and I feel sorry for her, but I just know she’ll bounce back. As for Christina….as much as I enjoy her music and I love listening to her sing, she doesn’t really strike me as being a very nice person. She seems kind of into herself and I didn’t like how she talked about being naked with her husband and having p-nis shaped balloons all over the house. That’s private stuff and this is also a show that families with kids watch. She should be ashamed of herself. At least Britney always used to conduct herself in a classy manner whenever she did talk show appearances. Goes to show you which one’s the classy one.
Christina really got hot in recent years, but the sad truth is that she and Britney are both has-beens in the music world, sad to say. Though Christina is far more vocally gifted, her style of music, as well as Britney’s, really isn’t the fashion anymore. And with all the hot new acts coming out, Christina and Britney are really passe. Rihanna and Carrie Underwood are really the new pop music superstars of today, and Beyonce’ Knowles is always going to be popular no matter what. But Christina and Britney are part of the teen pop “Mickey Mouse” era, so they need to take a hint and just go retire to their own lives and let some of the other talented gals out there get a shot.
Britney is still a stone cold fox!! Christina’s a different story.
She’s so freaking vulgar! Does she ever stop to think that in ten years her son is going to probably see this on a clip show, or something, and hear his mommy talking about balloons shapes like dicks and having her boobs hanging out like that?! For the record, I like Christina as a singer, but as far as looks go, she still doesn’t do it for me. Scarlett Johansson is my favorite, but Britney Spears comes in second place for me, because she’s still miles ahead of Christina in sex appeal. Maybe not when she’s driving over somebody’s toes, or being carted off to a mental hospital, but I’ve seen her videos and pictures of her, and the woman still looks hotter than hot. Christina, god bless her, started out looking like a skinny little pixie, then looked like a greasy ‘ho and now she looks like an old lady. ScarJo tops my list of sexiest women in the world, but when comparing Britney and Christina, Britney still wins hands down!
I hate Christina Aguilera! >:(
Um, okay…you honestly think Christina mentioning balloons shaped like a phalic symbol and naked sundays is worse than crazy Britney running around like a loon running over people with her car, having her kids taken from her because she puts their lives at risk and all the other good stuff?! The truth is Britney was always a headcase, even back when she was supposed to be “America’s Sweetheart”. I remember when she was overheard on her microphone backstage yelling and cursing out her staff, and this was back in 2000, before K-Fed even entered the picture. So we are now seeing the real Britney Spears, who is a total diva and loves being in the spotlight 24/7. Call Christina Aguilera a bitch and a diva all you want, at least she’s somewhat normal and is smart to not air her dirty laundry out in public.
Christina is so intent on beating Britney Spears at her game, it’s pathetic already! She should just accept the fact that Britney is always going to be more famous than her and more popular than her and move on!
I LOVE YOU, BRITNEY!!!!! :*
Oi-yoi…I cannot believe after ten long years we are still stuck on these two-Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera!! They are both has-been teen pop stars who can’t seem to move on and quit dominating the music scene and the media spotlight!! Many people may insist Britney is sexier, and vice-versa…I don’t think either one of them are sexy, I’ll tell you why…their brand of “sex appeal” was used to sell records because of their limited talent. You look at these women, and they go from looking like pre-pubescent under-developed “Lolitas” to now looking like cheap middle-aged sluts!! And they both really milk it for everything they can, but they just don’t got it!! See, they were using this branded sexuality for the sake of making money, and because none of it was real and it was all forced, it’s all gone and now they have to try and push themselves. But, you take someone like Alicia Keys who is drop dead gorgeous and naturally sexy without even trying, and you see how she uses her TALENT to sell records and she’s still making music and selling records and she has managed to stay out of the tabloids and rehab. Beyonce’, even though she dresses sexy alot of times, is also a beautiful, sexy and TALENTED young woman who will be around for a long time, because she has so much going for her, rather than being some teenybopper Playboy bunny/pin-up!! Even Avril Lavigne, as angry as she is, has some sex appeal, as does Gwen Stefani and Pink. These are all women who are great singers and performers who don’t just go up onstage and shake their tits and ass in everyone’s face, treating their concert tours like a traveling porn convention…these are true performers who rely on making great music. So, Christina and Britney-ugly, no talent has beens-should just take a hike and let some REAL WOMEN take over!! And…give me Alicia Keys at her keyboards, Beyonce’ singing her heart out, Avril Lavigne smashing her guitar, Gwen Stefani being wacky and Pink kicking some guys’ nuts over Britney and Christina and their adolescent navals anyday!!
I’m dead serious about this and I am NOT making any of it up. My friend and I went shopping around Bev. Hills a few days ago and at one point heard alot of comotion and we turned around and saw all these crazy camera people and a few people standing there screaming their heads off…and we saw Britney and her parents coming into the store. It was cool, but sort of sad all at once, because Britney just wanted to shop and she had all these cameras all over her documenting her every move and all these nosy camera people asking her stupid questions. She looked really upset and even a little angry. But on the upside, she looked amazing. She’s lost a ton of weight and seems to be getting herself together. She was wearing huge sunglasses, but I could tell she looked really beautiful. Anyway, I also saw Christina in person a few nights ago when she and her husband were going to this place in LA for dinner, and she looked okay, but she seems to be putting on alot of weight and she wore tons and tons of makeup and alot of foudnation. Britney looked better.
I for one cannot stand Christina Aguilera and I never liked her. Always thought she was snotty and stuck up all the time and arrogant. She wears entirely too much makeup, especially now, and even when she went all “Dirrrrty’…she’s just hideous. Now, she’s trying to make herself into a sex symbol by stealing Scarlett Johansson’s look. But instead Christina winds up just looking like a drag queen. Britney Spears, on the other hand, is far more beautiful and alot sexier than Christina. Though for a while there, Britney was messed up and lost alot of her appeal, but now she’s gotten back to her old self and is looking unbelievably hot again. But back then, no other woman could compare to her. It’s so sad that nowadays women who paint themselves up and go overboard with the cosmetic surgery are considered the modern day sex symbols of our time, while more naturally beautiful women like Britney Spears and Natalie Portman are being overlooked.