Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin’s good

May 16th, 2008 // 211 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:

She surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.

To some people, this news is a triumph for civil liberties. To others (*cough*thesouth*cough*), this is worse than 9/11. To me, however, this is just confusing. I mean, who makes the sandwiches? Do they flip a coin or something? I want to say Ellen is the “man,” but then again Portia looks like she could throw some elbows. But those elbows could do some wicked ironing. God, this is tough. Superficial Writer frustrated! Superficial Writer lie on floor of men’s room. Superficial Writer hash this thing out.

UPDATE: Superficial Writer caught Geekologie Writer no wash hands.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Frank

    This is an abomination.

  2. It’s about time the US started allowing gay marriage. Canada’s been doing it for years. Those who are against gay marriage need to mind their own business and stop with the gay bashing and hiding behind religion when they do it.

  3. can't we all just get along?

    I’m curious as to why if a person has what is considered “conservative” beliefs, they are told that they are close-minded and ignorant. Those are their beliefs, just like the beliefs of people labeled “liberal”. Why are liberals represented as accepting if they cannot accept that some people believe that some actions are wrong? In doing so, they are being as intolerant as they accuse conservatives to be. There will never be a utopion society, so pick your battles, stop whining, and fight for what you believe in; with knowledge and not with idiotic slander.

  4. will

    @200-I don’t disrespect women; I just choose not to put my tongue where blood, pee, and other bodily excretions come out of.

  5. *Kinsy*

    204. Will, if a lady wanted to give you oral would you let her? I guess what I am asking is… do you find it as disgusting for the opposite sex to do that to a man as well?

  6. surlywench

    Portia needs to buy a foundation that actually matches her skin tone. The pasty white makes her look like a reanimated corpse.

  7. Chris

    You people are so cute when something goes against what a bunch of monks wrote (i.e. MADE UP) in the Middle Ages. While they fucked each other in the ass, no less.

  8. Mama Pinkus

    I offer them congratulations; I am all for marriage as long as it’s not between a 13 year old girl and a 50 year old man in a cult ranch in Texas.

  9. I offer them congratulations;Ellen is SO pretty AND SO IS portia de rossi I HOPE YOU HAVE A LONG LIFE TOGETHER AND I AM NOT GAY !! ITS JUST THAT SOME people are close-minded and ignoran LIVE THEM BE AND HOW DARE YOU WRIGHT HATEFUL THINGS

  10. Eoin

    The world is going to hell , marriage was created to join a man and a woman together for life, not 2 men or 2 women, simple as that. These two lesbians are destroying the sanctity of marriage and spitting in gods face. I’m not religious, you don’t need to bring religion into it to prove that being gay is wrong, its un-natural, that’s the only argument i need. There is nothing any gay person can say about it, if being gay is right and normal then how do you explain the opposite sex? The fact the opposite sex exists proves that, that’s the way its meant to be, each has what the other needs to complete the circle, end of story. Isn’t it funny for everyone to say on here how its ok to be gay and those comments are fine but those of us who are in the right and speak the truth are shot down because we stand up for what is right and what is good, i guess along with gay people we should be ok with child molesters, rapists, woman beaters and incest aswell, right?

    Gay people don’t have the right to marriage or adopting children, you choose that sick lifestyle, you automatically give up those rights, its as simple as that, just like a child molester has no right to be near children. In this world you cant have it every way, gay people want children but don’t want to be with the opposite sex whom without, the child wouldnt even exist. There are plenty of normal couples who can adopt children. I believe in god, the proof is all around you, god is in the details, from the universe to our planet to our imagination and dna which on its own is amazing because it has its own unique code, proof there is a higher being behind it all. God exists so Satan exists, the proof being all the evil in the world, especially gay people and hell exists so it exists for a reason. The story of Adam and Eve, i believe that its just a story but what do we learn from it? that good and evil exists, right and wrong choices and there are consequences for going against god just like there are consequences in this world. You cant live your life any way you want, be the most evil person in the world, kill, molest children, go against nature by being gay and ah its ok, all is forgiven, come into heaven, i don’t think so otherwise what’s the point in right and wrong or good and evil?

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