Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin’s good

May 16th, 2008 // 211 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:

She surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.

To some people, this news is a triumph for civil liberties. To others (*cough*thesouth*cough*), this is worse than 9/11. To me, however, this is just confusing. I mean, who makes the sandwiches? Do they flip a coin or something? I want to say Ellen is the “man,” but then again Portia looks like she could throw some elbows. But those elbows could do some wicked ironing. God, this is tough. Superficial Writer frustrated! Superficial Writer lie on floor of men’s room. Superficial Writer hash this thing out.

UPDATE: Superficial Writer caught Geekologie Writer no wash hands.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Portia used to be hot, she’s looking a little ragged nowdays…..

  2. Anexio

    Comparing these two in any way to 9-11. Not cool.

    Take it back Fish.

  3. someguy

    First. Maybe.

    I am just so happy for those kids. More lesbians should be able to marry each other. And not just the hot ones, but the kinda butchy ones, too.

  4. woodhorse

    and this will prove what? That they aren’t fornicators?

  5. Sexy Sadie

    I’ll never understand how 2 chicks can give each other oral. All females have their own pussy smell. I always make sure I shower and wash my pussy and butt real good before my boyfriend gives me oral. I don’t know how men can do it but it sure feels realy good.

  6. QQMAN

    Yeah, it’s only the south even though 61% voted for the legislation that was overturned.

  7. Come-Honor-Face

    man, grats to them, Ellen is pretty much the funniest women comedian on the plantet atm, and Portia is still hot adn a good actress, any see her on NIp/Tuck…grats to the both of them

  8. jazzhands

    I live in the south. I’m all for gay marriages. And I’m all for you keeping your sexist ass on the mens bathroom floor where you belong asswipe.

  9. ramalamadingdong

    i am from the north and i think these two sleeze bags are disgusting. gay marraige should be banned. it is against all moral standards on which this country was founded. democrats are the devil’s workers.


  10. #5,
    Because it tastes so good.

  11. gay4girls

    This is horrible. The whole I’m gay is for the legitimate excuse to get out of marriage. Noooooooooo!

  12. will


    And yeah, pussy stinks to high heaven even if it’s washed. Oral is nasty.

  13. gay4girls

    This is horrible. The whole point of being gay is for the legitimate excuse to get out of marriage. Noooooooooo!

  14. mike

    @10 Closed minded morons are the downfall of society. These two are really hurting you, aren’t they! Watch out!! Don’t catch the gay!!

  15. Scarlett

    What I want to know is how two people of the same sex getting married affects any of you? How does it ruin the “sanctimony” of marriage. Who the hell even thinks that about marriage anymore?

    I will never understand that…if gay people want to get married, let them. It sure as hell doesn’t affect my life so what is the big deal?

  16. ApacheRose

    We get it, you want us to visit Geekologie. Enough already.

    WTF do we have to hash out the moral bullshit around gay marriage? What difference does it make to you or me who people love? Grow up, pull your nose out of your Bible and give me a REAL reason, not ’cause some ancient book says so.

  17. The Gorgeous One

    This one’s not really new, I mean are we going to have to hear about every gay couple who decides to get married? Cuz, I Really love talking about Rosie O’Donell. sigh

  18. Lolita

    @1 – of course her face looks ragged. She’s been face down in Ellen’s box for years.

  19. nipolian

    Wow……all that clam bumping has made Portia de Rossi go from a top-shelf piece of ass to a haggard looking old bitch.

  20. Rosie's meat curtains

    Fukkin’ dykes.

  21. Frankly I think this is great.

    A lot of attention has been paid to promoting male homosexuality as normal, but the female equivalent is still, I suspect misunderstood, Mariel Hemingway and Rosanne (or was that Woody Allen ) notwithstanding (yes Madonna, it had been done — OOOh, get you! mieow (etc.)) and associated either with soft-porn fantasies or crewcuts, square body frames, bov-ver boots (read Doc Martens) and lumberjack shirts (“and I’m okay” ).

    Seeing two very normal looking women in such a high profile relationship can only be good for the normalization of being gay and female.


    Neither gay nor lesbian, just live-and-let-live-and-be-nice-to-others-please


    aka “The Adsense Strategist”


  22. ApacheRose

    Portia’s been a butterface for years. All that blonde hair and her figure seem to have gotten her by, but that face… ugh.

  23. What the hell . . .

    has happened to Portia’s face? She was cute, even beautiful, on Ally McBeal. Is this what happens to lesbians? They start to look like ugly men? Yikes, what a fug.

  24. Auntie Kryst

    Yeah, Portia is looking sort of rough now. Glad they are together, because why ruin two families right??

    PS @10 You think they may ask Dick Cheney’s daughter to be a bridesmaid?

  25. Mike

    Lindsay Bluth is gettin’ married to a chick.

    And we all thought Tobias was the gay one…

  26. gay4girls

    @5, 13: Balls don’t smell that great either, gynophobes.

  27. English Bob

    You know Jesus was gay right ?? Yeh, that’s right he was sausage jockey, i read it in a missing chapter of the new testament that i came across in my local second-hand book store. Apparently he loved being bummed !!! What can you say to that, apart from good on him! Do you know who else is gay? Only your main man himself ‘The Hulkster’, you heard it here first boyo’s…..

  28. roop

    Give Ellen some credit, unlike Cynthia Nixon, Ellen isn’t muff diving into a dyke that looks like an oversized Cabbage Patch Kid.

    I think the fact that it is Portia de Rossi guys probably would shake Ellen’s man hands and offer to sniff her fingers. Ellen has a good piece of trim there.

  29. Kodos

    Who cares about these two carpet munchers? If they want to be miserable while married like most other couples, let ‘em.

  30. mike sucks dick for a living

    mike – pull your head out of your boyfriend’s crotch and listen for a moment. all you liberal fucks are destroying the world as we know it. everything that is good and morally right, you are taking away from Americans through your civil liberties groups and your corrupt politicians. was the crime rate in the 50s and 60s what it is today? was teenage pregnancy through the roof then? what about welfare and social security? tell me. nevermind – it’s too much for your brain to handle. let me answer for you. NO. crime, teenage pregnancy, welfare, that shit wasn’t even thought about back then. much less fags and dykes running around all over town. and the world was a much better place back then. so fuck you and your liberal beliefs. i will stand proudly and vote against anything to do with the legalization of gay marriages. and you can lick my hairy ball sacks.

  31. jazzhands

    I wonder. Why do men ask women to marry them? Serious question. Please discuss.

    PS: Balls stink

  32. ApacheRose

    You’re an idiot. That shit still happened, it just wasn’t talked about.

  33. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Well I’ve no idea who Portia De Rossi is but good for them, I don’t see any problem with same sex unions or marriages. Let them suffer the miseries of divorce like the straight folks.

  34. lidiya

    #13…wow. you must be fighting off the ladies with pointy sticks, ya douche.

  35. coffeebean

    All you stupid fuckers that are saying “who cares, it doesn’t affect me” need to pull your heads out of your homo lover’s asses and study up on income tax laws. The only reason these immoral fucks want to claim marrage is so that they can get the same tax breaks that deserving couples with children (real children not the laboratory kind) get. Yes, giving these homo’s tax breaks will cause everyone else’s income tax to increase.

  36. aurelius

    Disgusting, American is going down,down,down

  37. havoc

    Hot lipstick lesbians = Yes.

    Old, slackjawed hags = No.


  38. marcus

    #37 – that might be the best unintentional pun I’ve ever read here.

  39. tired

    I get so tired of the gays and liberals bashing the conservatives as being bigots and hatemongers…..as the gays and liberals throw their hate-mongering comments like hand grenades.

    Marraige is an institution between a man and a woman. Gay couples, while immoral in my belief, do deserve the same civil rights as a marriage though. It is not right to discriminate. God loves gays and desires them to seek him. Jesus died for ALL of us and not one of us is without sin.

  40. ramalamadingdong

    you are a whore.
    look up any statistics you want – you will see that it’s the truth. so suck on it. you know you want to.

  41. 5. Sexy Sadie -

    Dont know what your talking about but mine smells damn good

  42. gay4girls

    @31, 33. Actually, all that stuff not only happened it was also talked about, extensively. Not so much in the mainstream media but all–particularly homosexuality–were prominent and recurrent themes in literature, arts, and particularly cinematic discourse (lots of actors/actresses/writers etc. were gay and it was so small matter in discussions with production/censorship). The only place that it’s conspicuously absent is in the discussion of the “good old days” that exist only in the minds of nostalgic Republicans. To look back at the 60′s, in particular, as some kind of golden age of moral values (free love, drugs, counter culture), freedom from crime (Charles Manson, Hells Angels terrorizing motorists, the “birth” of the serial killer), and cultural stability (assassinations, civil rights protests, war protests) is going a little overboard.

  43. nipolian

    Here is how I see it: If hot chicks want to get into a little girl-on-girl action I am all for them getting married so long as they are willing to invite me over or at least produce some videos. I’m OK with the ugly/butch/old ones getting married, but I feel it would be appropriate for them to stay in the closet and keep a low profile. Put it on the ballot and I will vote for it.

  44. Maelstrom

    #31…right on man. As for the other idiots who think # 10 and #31 are wrong…you ARE the downfall of society. Do you morons really think that all the vets from WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and even Iraq are fought and died so fags can marry? Not only is it wrong in EVERY religion, it is just plain UNnatural. It literally is an abomination to nature. More so than just the fact that it is wrong…doesn’t anybody see the wrong in the fact that the California public voted to NOT allow marriage and those four idiot judges decided that they knew better than the pubic as a whole and can change things because they want to. Why even vote if assholes like that will just ignore the majority of public belief so damn pillow biters can get married. Isn’t the very definition of marriage a unity between a man and a woman?

  45. Anexio

    Hey #36 you troglydite mouth breather…

    Yeah, the only reason gay people want to get married is so they can take advantage of a crappy tax break. That is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read on this board and as good readers of this board know, there’s some pretty dumb shit said here.

    Also, what about all those married couples that don’t have children either because they cant or they don’t kids? I guess that’s not a “real” marriage.

    Now quick, run back to church and get back to playing with snakes and talking in tongues you dumb cobsucker.

  46. Vince

    Gas is 4 bucks a gallon and going up, food prices are skyrocketing, houses are still being foreclosed, most states are running a deficit and laying off workers…and the problem we’re supposed to focus on is gay marriage, because it causes all of this and more. Yeah, ya know what? This time around nobody’s buying that. 8 years of mental retardation is the problem. The social/religious conservative vote is shrinking back to about 20%, max, and is something only the Republicans need to worry about (because these kooks HATE McCain). And very soon, we don’t need to worry about Republicans any more.

  47. andie

    coffeebean, when’s the last time you filed a tax return? There are tax PENATLIES for married people as opposed to single, which is (IMHO) part of the reason nobody gets married, they just have babies. Having babies without getting married is the ultimate way to screw the system. Let me think… WIC.. FIA… EIC… plus your (non)-husband’s income that doesn’t count because your’e not married.
    The only financial advantage of getting married is shared health benefits, which I doubt is a big concern to these two.
    Ok, now I’m irritated. Great. Thanks.

  48. haha

    you are all n00bs…
    EPIC PHAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. The Gorgeous One


  50. Aww, that is really sweet. :)

    Oh, and Sadie? That bad smell thing must just be you. I like other ladies’ pussy, and no man — or woman — has ever complained about mine.

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