Well, Ellen Page WAS A Lesbian

June 7th, 2012 // 34 Comments
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If there’s one thing lesbians hate more than anything, it’s dudes who walk around going, “You just need to find the right man to give you the good stuff.” Which is why Ellen Page (Who it’s an open secret is a lesbian, but if you didn’t know that, don’t beat yourself up because it’s a moot point now.) is probably going to be dodgeballed to death after these shots of her with Alexander Skarsgard go viral. So before you act in anger, ladies, please think of the children she birthed in the back seat because that’s how smoothly and efficiently Alexander Skarsgard sexed her without even taking his hands off the wheel. He’s like Houdini, but something tells me you suddenly already know that. (It’s a boy.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Oh Skarsgard will fuck you straight alright..

    • Crabby Old Guy

      I hear Tom Cruise won’t return his calls…something about not wanting to “switch teams”.

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s ok, that’s just the placenta. Take care of that, would ya?”

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Judah Friedlander, can you comment on 30 Rock entering it’s final season?”

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    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh he’s so HOT.

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    Frank Burns
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    Nah, if she was a lesbian, that would be a flannel shirt.

  6. Cock Dr

    They went to a sporting event together. Her agent probably arranged it for this kind of exposure.
    When there are shots of them in a clinch or romping together on a beach somewhere then I’ll buy it.

    • JJ

      I suspect it’s both ways in terms of PR. He has a LOT of female fans, and it looks good to be dating the girl next door type as he’s been getting a reputation of only doing skinny, tall blondes.

  7. tlmck

    That’s just two dudes going to a hockey game.

  8. Veronika Larsson

    Alexander is the Scandinavian Chuck Norris. “There are no lesbians, just women who haven’t had sex with Alexander Skarsgard yet.”

    I can forgive him anything–even supporting Hammarby Fotboll (look at the team tag dangling from his rearview mirror).

    Alex, Du är sexig!

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    codapea
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    They are starring together in a movie called The East.

  10. weaselmouse

    I really need to compile all of these into one Alexander Skarsgard playlist in my Itunes. One day. And that day will be the day all my lady bits explode.

  11. Great selection…..not

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Guaranteed that idiot didn’t know who Jonathan Quick was before these playoffs!

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    mike
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    She has the body of 12 year old boy,lololol…super short, no boobs, nothing…she doesnt look female!

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t anyone noticing Jermaine Jackson?

    BTW who the hell is Ellen Page?

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    flatspottin'
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    Love that picture, their smirks make me laugh.

  16. Ralph Tresvant a.k.a. Mr.Sensitivity

    Looks like Beiber in drag ????

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    Jen
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    Not pictured: me on the floorboard with my face in his lap.

  18. JJ

    I kind of would love it if they were a couple, just for the sheer strangeness of it. She’s tiny as fuck and can’t be taller than 5′ feet, and he’s gotta be well over six feet tall because he and that other dude on True Blood make Vampire Bill look like a midget. These pics are deceiving too…she can clean up well. I’ve seen photos of her where she looks cute in a girl next door way. Maybe he wants a little variety in his smorgsboard of women.

  19. Or he is now.

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    I like her a lot more than anyone else he’s banged, but I have a feeling he wouldn’t be her type. 1. He’s not a woman 2. They could never have normal sex, just the occasional mushroom stamp to mark his property.

  21. XYZ

    She used to be bisexual, now she decided in favor of girls only? Nt that Id care… Or anyone else…

  22. locknload

    Delicious.

    Well, seeing as how he goes through Rhianna, Brooklyn, Ellen, and traffic cones, I’m positive we all have a shot.

    6.8.2012 – The day I decided to make this happen

  23. That flag hanging from the mirror is his failed attempt at tricking you in to thinking he’s a taxi driver.

  24. Catherine

    Fish, please don’t stop these. Thanks.

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    She’s so tiny, I’ll bet he put his dick in soft and listened to her bones break as it got hard.

  26. FingerBang

    Stunt queens!!!
    she’s a lezbot!

  27. Ellen Page is so fucking awesome in everything. I don’t give a damn if she’s a lesbian or not.

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