Well, Ellen Page WAS A Lesbian

If there’s one thing lesbians hate more than anything, it’s dudes who walk around going, “You just need to find the right man to give you the good stuff.” Which is why Ellen Page (Who it’s an open secret is a lesbian, but if you didn’t know that, don’t beat yourself up because it’s a moot point now.) is probably going to be dodgeballed to death after these shots of her with Alexander Skarsgard go viral. So before you act in anger, ladies, please think of the children she birthed in the back seat because that’s how smoothly and efficiently Alexander Skarsgard sexed her without even taking his hands off the wheel. He’s like Houdini, but something tells me you suddenly already know that. (It’s a boy.)

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