Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

May 12th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably – and candidly – answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist shake her head in the corner and whisk her out of the room which is nine times out of 10 how these things go down:

With regard to the controversy currently plaguing the film’s openly gay director, Bryan Singer, who stands accused of sexual assault on a minor, she acknowledges that the allegations are “super, super disturbing. … I guess the truth will come out in the way that it does, but it’s hard to hear about someone being in that situation, someone you like working with.” Having grown up on film sets, Page is all too aware of the kinds of abuses that can take place behind doors in Hollywood: “Whatever comes of it,” she says, “I do think that there’s a systemic issue of people in places of power manipulating and abusing young people.”

Is it offensive to imply that a lesbian has giant testicles? Because I mean it in the most complimentary way. Or would it be more proper to say labes? As in, “Ellen Page has huge labes.” Or no, wait, brass flappos grandes. Pretend I said that. I said that stuff.

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  1. Daisy Daisington

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow’s are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was walking around NY city to tell the truth about the president even though it plagued him.

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    Commented on this photo:

    It just goes to show you, it’s not the clothes, it’s the person in the clothes. For example Ellen Page makes this stupid outfit look hot, whereas if Kim was wearing it…

  3. So basically she confirmed that the accusations against him are true in a very roundabout way.

  4. “huge labes.” Or no, wait, brass flappos grandes.”

    Aaaahahahahaha! Oh, I am so adopting those sayings!

  5. In other news, the sun rose in the east today. Film at 11.

    While I truly commend her for stating it publicly, considering the potential backlash, this has been going on all over the planet since the dawn of humanity. It’s hardly a revelation.

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    Noah
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure what it is, but I never thought she was that hot. Not saying she’s ugly or anything, just average.

  7. Linda

    I absolutely LOVE her for saying this, because it’s one of the most annoying/disturbing things about other stars in their comments about abuse allegations. They all assume because Woody Allen or Roman Polanski didn’t rape THEM or they didn’t actually see them exploit a child right in front of their stupid faces, then they must be innocent. So bravo to her for acknowledging that while she has worked with and may even have liked this scumbag, that doesn’t mean that this awful shit didn’t happen to those kids. On a totally superficial note, not a big fan of that outfit.

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    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thanks Hugh! I can’t balance this gigantic head on this narrow body for too long before I start to tilt. I just can’t stay straight! Ahahahaha!”

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    Fox Muldererer
    Commented on this photo:

    “wha– logan?
    hey what are you doing here?
    i thought i sent you back in time so you cou-”
    “snikktt!!!!!!”
    “auugghhhh!!!!!!”

  10. I thought women had to be at least 18 years old to sign up with the Lesbians…

  11. whatever

    maybe Singer was really high and told her he liked her tiny little boy ass once or twice, so she can see it…

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    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ppst, tell everyone Brian Singer touched your penis too.”

  13. Ellen has always been a ballsy chick. She may be gay, but in my mind she isn’t. I would.

  14. Don’t see what is “ballsy” about what she said.
    I do find HER “super, super disturbing”.
    She is mutating before our very eyes, into a depressed queer with cerebral gigantism.
    It seems like just yesterday she was an entirely inappropriate and randomly-drawn character on Trailer Park Boys. Her character had an unmotivated and super, super disturbing loyalty to Ricky, a character who just SCREAMS “don’t be loyal to me because I can’t spell it”.

  15. Max W.

    she probably saw Singer either hanging out with or staring at young boys. Singer does harm to LGBT people by reinforcing stereotypes. I think Ellen Page is genuinely interested in lifting the community up. I was surprised but glad she responded this way because actors are generally ordered to stay quiet which, in this case, would have been a form of complicity. I’ll bet she got a lashing from her publicist but she did a good thing.

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