Elle Macpherson’s still got it and other news

August 13th, 2009 // 24 Comments

- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went “Are you kidding me?” then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let’s Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]

- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She’ll be carrying Robert Pattinson’s baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5… 4… 3… [OK! Magazine]

- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary’s publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]

- Jerry O’Connell is going to law school. That’ll make Rebecca realize he’s a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn’t involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he’s not Jesus… [I’m Not Obsessed]

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  1. Roxy

    She looks great!

  2. Christy

    look below to Bar ..you ain’t got shit dried-up clothes hanger

  3. She still is one hot lady.

  4. snooty, burnt orange spare rib of a human.

  5. VG

    “No, no, I’ll totally be acquitted… I have the fat kid from Stand By Me defending me!”

  6. pbandj

    Ha! Angelina Jolie wore the same dress yesterday.

  7. Tromba

    That woman is truly awesome. I mean “awesome” in the true sense of the word, not this extra-grammatical crap that really stupid people spew out.

  8. Elle indeed is fine

  9. Cash

    George Hamilton is the shit, whereas Victoria Beckham is just a limey whore.

  10. uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home.

    “Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms.”
    http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/08/13/heidi-montag-goes-waaaay-beyond-tmi

    Yeah, OK. Methinks Heidi believes farts to be orgasms.

  11. bite me blondie

    All dried up inside (-her dress).

  12. So Hot.

    She’s incredible. Check out an Australian film called “Sirens”. She and a few other smoking girls are naked throughout.

  13. Will Heidi be Sarah Palins running mate in 2012? Their phony religious convictions might win the gullible fucktard vote. Actually I’m pretty sure over the top statements like these translate to “Spencer has a tiny gay impotent penis”.

    Maybe Spencer told her that hiccups are orgasms.

  14. Gando

    It should be shorter but that’s a pretty nice dress!

  15. Darth

    Her dress shines like the oiled pants of a Turkish wrestler.

  16. Nero

    Is she heading for a funeral or somethin’? What’s she doing there all dressed up?

  17. brown

    Where is she going? Um, nowhere. Elle’s an over the hill attention seeker who needs to feel relevant. She organises to be papped. Have you ever noticed that she;s never photographed close up: years of sundamage cannot be erased. Get a clue Elle and get some moisturiser for your elbows: not a good look, sister.

  18. Elle’s face was never anything special. Wears a dye job well & is tall, that height got her the jobs. Blah!

  19. RtSS

    This is true beauty… She is grace and class. Those arms are beautiful and legs that give her the long tall drink of gorgeous. Elle call me.

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  21. That is incredible. Czech out an Australian film called “Sirens”. He and some others are naked girls smoking throughout.

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