Elle Macpherson’s still got it and other news

By: The Superficial / August 13, 2009

- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went “Are you kidding me?” then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let’s Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]

- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She’ll be carrying Robert Pattinson’s baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5… 4… 3… [OK! Magazine]

- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary’s publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]

- Jerry O’Connell is going to law school. That’ll make Rebecca realize he’s a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn’t involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he’s not Jesus… [I'm Not Obsessed]

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