
Elle Macpherson showed up to the 2007 GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night. And I don’t know if she’s started eating newborn infants or what, but she looks unbelievable for a 43-year-old. Like actually unbelievable. These might as well be pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. Or Lindsay Lohan doing calculus.























wedgeone | September 5, 2007 at 2:31 pm
muthafuckin FIRST!
Ane | September 5, 2007 at 2:31 pm
:)
runon | September 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
yeah yeah yeah she looks great for a 43-year-old.
know what would be much better? a great looking 23-year-old.
Dale Gribble: “Faaaaaaaact!”
Martin | September 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
She is really hot
Austin | September 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I’d still have sex with her.
Italian Stallion | September 5, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I’d fuck that Grandma……….
Úlli | September 5, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Hún er andskoti flott, ætla ekkert að reyna að neita því.
yolatengo | September 5, 2007 at 2:44 pm
sure. Elle & Cindy look hot, why wouldnt they? they were SUPERMODELS folks. they have the genes, money, time and incentive to keep up with their looks. not everyone is a slob and loses their looks the minute they make it out of their 20′s or pop their first kid. (ala Brit)
now someone that i think looks even more spectacular. Christy Turlington. DAMN. oh… and me. i look HOT
jrzmommy | September 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm
no doubt she looks great, but…the main picture….she looks ALOT like Noah Wylie from ER.
Ugly People Safaris | September 5, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Is there something wrong about doing calculus?
*** | September 5, 2007 at 2:48 pm
wow, she really does look great…
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I rather she look naked from Jimbo’s place
Craig should be working | September 5, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Yeah, she’s hot, but look at those knuckles. Should could punch at Ali at his prime with those monsters.
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 2:51 pm
@7- is that calculus? wow! you math real good like.
go for kate | September 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm
what is going on with her nipple in that last pic? huge!!
lola | September 5, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I bet she looks scary witout all that hair extensions and makeup.
mr sensitive | September 5, 2007 at 2:53 pm
She’s looking great for a saggy old bag. I’d stick it in her baby-head torn up pussy.
eatme | September 5, 2007 at 2:54 pm
her coochie must be really wrinkly
Ugly People Safaris | September 5, 2007 at 2:55 pm
@14…
Lim [You+d/dx(how gay you are)*ln(3x(how much cock you suck))]=Infinity*pi
onetwothreefive | September 5, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She’s looking good here. Didn’t she get hospitalized awhile back for post-partum depression? Must have been exhausted after being pregnant for, like, what, 10 months or something?
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I wonder if she wears her own line of lingerie. I’ve got some, it’s very nice and not to expensive.
Barry LeFarge | September 5, 2007 at 2:58 pm
If she’s a witch, she can brew a love potion for me anytime.
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 2:59 pm
@14 Hey Veggo – look that fucking math troll is back!!!! That is the formula she used on her brother and how much she wanted to blow him!!!!
“Infinity*pi”
WHOA | September 5, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Holy third pic nippleage, Batman!
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I think she IS a witch.
She has put a spell on my cock, turnning it to stone.
Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 3:06 pm
@19….I have one for you.
How much cock could a cocksucker suck if cocksucker could suck cock?
Tee Hee
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 3:08 pm
19- uh, I thought it was funny. You, on the other hand, I found to be corse and unfriendly.
*sniffles and tries to regain composure*
HoboChic | September 5, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I’m not knocking her, because she definitely looks great, but it also looks like she has had some work done on her face recently. So, witch? No. Great plastic surgeon and dermatologist? Yes. Sign me up.
Linda Lovelace | September 5, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Wow, that’s quite a nipple. Too bad her kids are boys – with that early training they’d be amazing deep-throaters. Maybe they can give a few lessons to Cindy Crawford’s gay son at the next over-the-hill supermodel convention.
Joe Millionaire | September 5, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I love her so much …
http://testosterone-zone.com
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 3:13 pm
@26 TT “Infinity*pi”?
John Nash's watery stool sample | September 5, 2007 at 3:14 pm
actually it’s Infinity*analcreampi
Ugly People Safaris | September 5, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Wow Jimbo!! Howd you guess?? That was my secret brother blowing formula, and now you can tell everyone!
Too bad you eat your own shit.
and you probably smell bad too.
Infinity*pi*bad smell=you.
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 3:16 pm
That’s correct Jimbo…………….Tell him what he’s won, Bob…………………
beanncheese | September 5, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Check out this site for so funny celebrity shirts:
http://www.spoonspam.com
Ugly People Safaris | September 5, 2007 at 3:17 pm
PS Veggo i love you. Im sorry If I didnt integrate correctly to show you how much I care.
@26. Probably a lot of cock.
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | September 5, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I wonder if I still have that Sports Illustrated issue with her from 20+ years ago, yeh the one with all the pages stuck together…
sportsdvl | September 5, 2007 at 3:18 pm
She looks great because, in her prime, she was the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Bern | September 5, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I wonder what her secret is for staying so thin?
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm
@33 Wow you so funny you fucking dumb ass troll. Where did you learn such cleaver lines? “eat your own shit” I don’t think I have heard that one since the 4th grade and “you probably smell bad too” That goes all the way back to 2nd grade. Gee you got me!!! Golly darn I am going to go tell my mommy you said a bad word.
FUCK YOU!!! You worthless piece of shit!!!!
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 3:26 pm
@40 Jimbo.. come back to bed honey and stop taking that trolls bait. Take my bait!!!!! All nite long!!!!! Me Veggo, me love Jimbo’s tiny cock.
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Tee Hee
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm
TT – i wuv making u laugh hunny bunny. smooches!
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm
41 and 43. stop using my name. you aren’t funny. really.
jrzmommy | September 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Wow, a girlish slap fight! First they yell at each other, then they start saying “fuck” repeatedly, then one them notices the other has an erection, then he notices he himself has an erection, then…love. Sweet, sweet, my-turn/your-turn bicurious first-time shock-joy of discovery love. Brings back memories, don’t it, TT?
havoc | September 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm
The first thing I would do is build an altar in the bedroom and just worship the shit outta that……
woof
.
jrzmommy | September 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
TT–45 wasn’t me. It’s probably the assclown running around asking math problems and posting love notes to me from MMMSimmons.
mrs.t | September 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Don’t get me wrong; she looks terrific. But there’s a certain something that happens to the female Aussie face as it ages….a slight horsiness comes to the forefront. For example:
http://www.olivianewton-john.com/
Jill | September 5, 2007 at 3:44 pm
‘Cuz she’s a natural beauty and hasn’t had a bunch of surgery.
jrzmommy | September 5, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I hate to obsess about this, but if you put a blonde wig on this picture, you got the same person………
http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/66/b8/59902.jpg