Elle Macpherson in a bikini

December 28th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Here’s supermodel Elle Macpherson in a bikini at Sydney Harbor on Sunday. If you don’t know who Elle Macpherson is, congratulations, I’m old. That said, remember the episode of Friends when Elle was Joey’s roommate time I built a Ferrari with a chainsaw then sucker punched a grizzly bear after making love to a beautiful woman? Chandler was so jealous! Chandler was so jealous!

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  1. TT

    My balls itch for Elle’s asshole. I like me some flat ass. I’d hit her any day.

  2. me no likey old ladies

    #43. I concur.
    Models have no souls, they all purge them in their teens when their agent tells them that having a soul adds 5 pounds to your body in the flesh and 10 pounds in pictures. Celebrities have no souls because they either sold them for fame or have them removed because souls make you look “ordinary and common”. Politicians also have no souls, but in their case your soul actually destroys itself or simply dies when you become invovled in politics.

  3. me no likey old ladies

    P.S. Royals also have no souls as souls cannot survive inbreeding so basically the royal families of the world are and always have been made up by soulless inbred freaks.

  4. STevec

    #21, #31, #33…..You’re all wrong…..Jesse Ventura is “the body” hahahahaha

  5. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
    BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
    HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
    THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  6. George W Bush

    Am I uhhhhh, the only one who thought that Jenn’s little rant was hot? WOW, I got myself a big old TEXAS sized boner!!!!

  7. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
    BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
    HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
    THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  8. maudina

    #21-31-33 :
    They nicknamed way too many models ” The Body”, but Elle was the first one.
    I think she looks a-ma-zing for her age. The strange thing is I remember her having breasts back in the days. Her knees are very wrinkly too. I don’t know if that’s normal.

  9. Bikini’s are the new item in america, folks?

  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    FOR THE RECORD THAT IS NOT ME, THAT IS SOMEONE ELSE SAYING THOSE BAD THINGS ABOUT ME.

  11. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    JUST KIDDING! IT IS THE REAL ME IM SCHIZPHRENIC AND OFF MY MEDS
    I ALSO EAT MY OWN POOP!

  12. He was very nice on the verge of being held 45 to 44. Like Helen Mirren at 62 probably never fill out a bathing suit, but sometimes you hanker for oranges, other times you do what you want an apple ‘is going? OOOWWWWWWW, Christina Ricci, hauling bricks left them in my noggin, you’ll make me ugly.

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