Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That.

July 16th, 2012 // 31 Comments

Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.

EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, TRGT/AKM-GSI


  1. cc

    Not one good shot of Julianne Hough’s ass? Is this some kind of a cruel joke?

  2. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    Mr. Poop
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    *pours bleach into eyes*

  3. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Mr. Poop, that is a 50 year old ass and it looks 100% better than most 50 year old asses.

    I’d hit it and thank god for the opportunity.

    • actually, she’s 48. And looks fairly average for 48.

      I get that we’re supposed to fawn over aging celebrity chicks about how they’re still hot…when what we mean is “hot for their age”, or more often “feel bad for them because they’re no longer hot”…but count me out.

      I give no points for “used to be hot”, it only matters what they do for my boner today…and today, that ass and veiny arm are the anti-boner.

  4. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    “Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot.”
    Hmmm…the blogger’s equation does not compute.

  5. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    48??? are you kidding me??? wow.

  6. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    She STILL has a better ass thanmost women her age and half her age…no one looks great in natural lighting anyways…look at ScarJo

    • Schmidtler

      So, it’s ‘lighting’ that’s ScarJo’s problem? What lighting would make her look good – pitch black? It’s not the lighting that makes ScarJo look fat, it’s the fat that makes her look fat.

  7. Schmidtler

    JH is cute, pert, young and supple. Elle is looking great – for a 50 year old woman. nfw Elle is in the same league as Juianne Hough, not anymore at least, let alone ‘twice as hot’. Either fish is a grannie fetishist, or he’s a shill for the AARP.

  8. Meanwhile….. Ryan Seacrest is somewhere far, far away…… in a room filled with men…….

  9. whiskeyafternoon

    it’s all about the hat, I think. and the use of appropriate colors. Hough looks like a lollipop accident. to be clear, i’d gladly hit either or both.

  10. Hotness

    hmm she is actually 49

  11. El Jefe

    Because, supermodel.

  12. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Not good!

  13. Jake

    Women over 40 should not wear bikini bottoms like that.

    Nice boat, BTW.

  14. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Fred Durst is looking old.

  15. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    “Yay, I didn’t get an awkward boner like some other supermodel’s kids!”

  16. SFRowGuy

    Elle. Julianne. Women. Bikinis. … … … Sorry, nothing registering.

  17. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Just bend her over and that ass will look like a 20-year-olds… either way, I’d tap dat ass!

  18. jumpin_j

    Elle wasn’t called “The Body” for nothing. To it, daaaaaamn!

  19. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    “Look mom, my first boner!”

    “oh darling, let me get a picture.”

  20. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Came here to see the ass shot, mixed emptions.

  21. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    I know where I’m getting my next leather wallet from! I would have said bomber jacket or something, but frankly, she’s just not that big.

  22. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Ah, going for the ol’ “Tune In, Tokyo!”… classy move.

  23. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    I’d like to put my finger in her bum.

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