Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That.

The Superficial | July 16, 2012 - 12:21 pm

Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.

EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.

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