Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That.

Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.

EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.

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