Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.
EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, TRGT/AKM-GSI
Not one good shot of Julianne Hough’s ass? Is this some kind of a cruel joke?
*pours bleach into eyes*
So you’re gay? Hence your name
Mr. Poop, that is a 50 year old ass and it looks 100% better than most 50 year old asses.
I’d hit it and thank god for the opportunity.
actually, she’s 48. And looks fairly average for 48.
I get that we’re supposed to fawn over aging celebrity chicks about how they’re still hot…when what we mean is “hot for their age”, or more often “feel bad for them because they’re no longer hot”…but count me out.
I give no points for “used to be hot”, it only matters what they do for my boner today…and today, that ass and veiny arm are the anti-boner.
“Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot.”
Hmmm…the blogger’s equation does not compute.
we’re not in Lobachevsky space. it computes. use your iPhone calculator if need be.
48??? are you kidding me??? wow.
She STILL has a better ass thanmost women her age and half her age…no one looks great in natural lighting anyways…look at ScarJo
So, it’s ‘lighting’ that’s ScarJo’s problem? What lighting would make her look good – pitch black? It’s not the lighting that makes ScarJo look fat, it’s the fat that makes her look fat.
JH is cute, pert, young and supple. Elle is looking great – for a 50 year old woman. nfw Elle is in the same league as Juianne Hough, not anymore at least, let alone ‘twice as hot’. Either fish is a grannie fetishist, or he’s a shill for the AARP.
Meanwhile….. Ryan Seacrest is somewhere far, far away…… in a room filled with men…….
it’s all about the hat, I think. and the use of appropriate colors. Hough looks like a lollipop accident. to be clear, i’d gladly hit either or both.
hmm she is actually 49
Because, supermodel.
Not good!
Women over 40 should not wear bikini bottoms like that.
Nice boat, BTW.
Apparently most forgot the Steven Tyler look.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-thursday-7-12-12/the-crap-we-missed-0712-02
Well that didn’t work so we’ll try it this way.
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/16/the-crap-we-missed-0712-22-435×580-340_453.jpg[/img]
Screw it
You give up so quick http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/12/the-crap-we-missed-0712-22-435×580.jpg
:p
Fred Durst is looking old.
“Yay, I didn’t get an awkward boner like some other supermodel’s kids!”
Elle. Julianne. Women. Bikinis. … … … Sorry, nothing registering.
Just bend her over and that ass will look like a 20-year-olds… either way, I’d tap dat ass!
Elle wasn’t called “The Body” for nothing. To it, daaaaaamn!
“Look mom, my first boner!”
“oh darling, let me get a picture.”
Came here to see the ass shot, mixed emptions.
I know where I’m getting my next leather wallet from! I would have said bomber jacket or something, but frankly, she’s just not that big.
Ah, going for the ol’ “Tune In, Tokyo!”… classy move.
I’d like to put my finger in her bum.