Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.
EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.