Elle Macpherson In A Bikini and Other News

December 29th, 2011 // 12 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The 20 Awesomest Internet Memes of 2011 are the reason you didn’t get promoted this year. [Heavy]

- The Best Excerpts From 1948′s “You And Your Sex Life: An Illustrated Guide Book For Women.” [BuzzFeed]

- Miley Cyrus in a Beatles T-shirt is the biggest news of the week. Welcome to the holidays on the Internet. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling gets a full analysis, which after I clicked filled me with surprise and immense disappointment over my complete misunderstanding of the word ‘ANALysis.’ [Huffington Post]

- Beyonce requires an entire hospital to give birth. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, probably requires the entire Chili’s To Go Menu. [Lainey Gossip]

- “Random Chicks in Bikinis Week” is the only place for someone named Estelle Cruijff. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Which brings me to Sharlely Kressenberg but she’s in a one-piece. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Meryl Streep forces Anne Hathaway to perform gymnastics for her pleasure. [TooFab]

- There’s no way this movie is real. Just no way in hell. [TMZ]

- Rihanna should be allowed to tweet bikini pics, but never, ever caption them. [Bossip]

- Don Cheadle is doing his best to show you Kristen Bell‘s breasts. [Starpulse]

- Demi Lovato is looking, um, hot? No, that can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Drake does not want his name tattooed on your forehead. [Just Jared]

- Chrissy Teigen is the only vagina John Legend needs. [Celebslam]

- This Die Hard mash-up is the reason mash-ups were created. [FilmDrunk]

- Comparing Today’s Hottest Athletes to Vintage Sports Babes: A Frank and Honest Look at Today’s Most Pressing of Issues. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. jumpin_j

    Wow, 46 years old and still rocking it. Just my subtle way of saying yeah, I’d hit that.

  2. Clarence Beeks

    Her body is, and always has been amazing. PERFECTION. I love her.

  3. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, she’s 47?

    Damn.

  4. Matt-hew

    46? I know many 26 and 36 year olds who wish they were in that kind of shape. RACHEL HUNTER ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

  5. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    J. Aniston
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone have any advice on how to give my bowel movements more.. pizzazz? Thanks in advance.

  6. Soviet Snow

    An older woman who understand the long hair rule.

  7. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    The women of today really need to read that sex book from 1948. The whole premise seems to be keep your giner clean and get better at sex (by telling your husband what you want). Really timeless advice you hores.

  8. forrest gump

    it’s hard but true:
    NO AMERICAN FITS A BIKINI LIKE HER.

  9. browny

    Um, she has NO butt. None. She is very sun damaged (face, legs- you should see her knees, she puts an 80year old to shame). She is very, very good at appearances.

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