Elle Macpherson In A Bikini and Other News

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- The 20 Awesomest Internet Memes of 2011 are the reason you didn’t get promoted this year. [Heavy]

- The Best Excerpts From 1948’s “You And Your Sex Life: An Illustrated Guide Book For Women.” [BuzzFeed]

- Miley Cyrus in a Beatles T-shirt is the biggest news of the week. Welcome to the holidays on the Internet. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling gets a full analysis, which after I clicked filled me with surprise and immense disappointment over my complete misunderstanding of the word ‘ANALysis.’ [Huffington Post]

- Beyonce requires an entire hospital to give birth. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, probably requires the entire Chili’s To Go Menu. [Lainey Gossip]

- “Random Chicks in Bikinis Week” is the only place for someone named Estelle Cruijff. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Which brings me to Sharlely Kressenberg but she’s in a one-piece. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Meryl Streep forces Anne Hathaway to perform gymnastics for her pleasure. [TooFab]

- There’s no way this movie is real. Just no way in hell. [TMZ]

- Rihanna should be allowed to tweet bikini pics, but never, ever caption them. [Bossip]

- Don Cheadle is doing his best to show you Kristen Bell’s breasts. [Starpulse]

- Demi Lovato is looking, um, hot? No, that can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Drake does not want his name tattooed on your forehead. [Just Jared]

- Chrissy Teigen is the only vagina John Legend needs. [Celebslam]

- This Die Hard mash-up is the reason mash-ups were created. [FilmDrunk]

- Comparing Today’s Hottest Athletes to Vintage Sports Babes: A Frank and Honest Look at Today’s Most Pressing of Issues. [Bleacher Report]

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