Elle Macpherson in a Bikini and Other News

- Cameron Diaz loves to watch porn in hotels. [Huffington Post]

- Meredith Vieira knows how to handle the Oscars. [Popeater]

- And so does Ricky Gervais. [FilmDrunk]

- The Old Spice Guy: “I’m on a.. uh.. oh God!” [Dlisted]

- Taylor Swift always the beardsmaid, never the bride. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jason Statham transports his penis in this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And speaking of penis transportation…(I honestly have no idea what I’m referencing here). [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Joe Jonas can’t put meat in his mouth in front of Ashley Greene. [Socialite Life]

- This is actually less awful than Attack of The Clones. [Heavy]

- Audrina Patridge’s reality show will be as interesting as everything above her neck and below her belly button. [TooFab]

- I don’t remember this ride… [Bossip]

- Those Arquette children shouldn’t have talked back so much. [Starpulse]

- The Oscar Best Picture Nominees for fans of CliffsNotes. [theCHIVE]

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