Elle Evans Doing Bikini Things With Matt Bellamy on A Giant Yacht

You may recognize Elle Evans’ breasticles from Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video or perhaps from Playboy or Carl’s Jr. ads. The former Miss Louisiana Teen USA is now dating Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. The squirt running around in these photos is the kid that Bellamy shares with former parter Kate Hudson and it looks like he’s made a huge upgrade with Evans.

I’ve had a long-standing man-boner for Matt Bellamy since Muse’s Origin of Symmetry album and although his sound has changed I think the guy is one of the most talented, virtuosic musicians walking the planet right now. He’s also convinced he was once abducted by aliens and I sort of believe him.