Here’s Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes this morning to promote The Dictator and the funniest part is that one of the agencies actually listed Elisabetta as “supermodel Elisabetta Canalis.” Which is an amazing distinction for someone whose claim to fame is getting tossed off of George Clooney‘s penis for saying the “M” word, only to land on Steve-O‘s, who also tossed her off because she won’t stop doing coke. By that definition, Lindsay Lohan is practically Heidi Klum.
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GODDAMMIT!!! Spammers should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell. :)
A skinny, attractive coke-addicted fame whore.
On the other hand, anyone else finding Sasha Baron Cohen’s shtick of “staying in character” (as long as he’s promoting his latest movie) molar-grindingly annoying?
I just find him annoying.
That joke about the Empire State Building is in good taste.
I love that about him.
To be clear, a hairy fictional movie character is a step UP from Steve O, right?
Only Corey Feldman would be a step down.
Thinking the same thing; Clooney to Steve O to this thing. This chick is #Winning
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I wonder what currency she was paid in.
Something white and powdery, no doubt, with the promise of a few red carpets thrown in.
“No, seriously, George’s was this small. Still, you know, money.”
They look so real. What?
“See? Firm thighs and calves. She will make good wife. Good breeding stock. Shall we say, $100,000?”
“Oh, Sacha, you’re so funny when you stay in character like this.”
“Heh. Yes…in character.”
Hit it now before she needs to start shaving her mustache.
“Ohhhh, so THAT’S where you keep Isla Fisher!”
full body pubes.
Her being listed a “supermodel” is the the only thing I have ever found funny when It comes to this Sasha Cone idiot.
You finally made me laugh just this once Sasha Cone!
So, how many beards are in this picture?
This is proof *everyone* (except for bodybuilders) have cellulite. The rest is all airbrushing.
I think everyone was on to the joke after Borat.
so this guy hasn’t made you cry from laughing in a long time.
that’s understandable. since he became world famous it became significantly more difficult to get candid reactions from people while in his ali G, borat and bruno characters.
so here’s some advice, go check out all of the old HBO stuff or better yet, go check out all the original BBC stuff because that shit is hilarious.
also, besides everyone here’s proficiency with dick jokes, which is exceptional for the most part.
i’d like to see anyone else come close to the quality undercover satire this guy comes up with.
Abraham Lincoln?
Not nearly as smoking as Megan Fox’s butt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB-8_suiikU