Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini Will Kick Off Cannes

May 16th, 2012 // 25 Comments
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Here’s Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes this morning to promote The Dictator and the funniest part is that one of the agencies actually listed Elisabetta as “supermodel Elisabetta Canalis.” Which is an amazing distinction for someone whose claim to fame is getting tossed off of George Clooney‘s penis for saying the “M” word, only to land on Steve-O‘s, who also tossed her off because she won’t stop doing coke. By that definition, Lindsay Lohan is practically Heidi Klum.

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    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    I got nothin’

  2. Johnny P!

    A skinny, attractive coke-addicted fame whore.
    On the other hand, anyone else finding Sasha Baron Cohen’s shtick of “staying in character” (as long as he’s promoting his latest movie) molar-grindingly annoying?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    To be clear, a hairy fictional movie character is a step UP from Steve O, right?

  4. Thinking the same thing; Clooney to Steve O to this thing. This chick is #Winning

  5. Cock Dr

    I wonder what currency she was paid in.

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    The Most Interesting
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    “No, seriously, George’s was this small. Still, you know, money.”

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    Lunch
    Commented on this photo:

    They look so real. What?

  8. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Yacht Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Publicity Stunt
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    “See? Firm thighs and calves. She will make good wife. Good breeding stock. Shall we say, $100,000?”

    “Oh, Sacha, you’re so funny when you stay in character like this.”

    “Heh. Yes…in character.”

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    Fart Barfunkle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohhhh, so THAT’S where you keep Isla Fisher!”

  10. metoo

    full body pubes.

  11. King Diamond

    Her being listed a “supermodel” is the the only thing I have ever found funny when It comes to this Sasha Cone idiot.

    You finally made me laugh just this once Sasha Cone!

  12. So, how many beards are in this picture?

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    sexy.brains
    Commented on this photo:

    This is proof *everyone* (except for bodybuilders) have cellulite. The rest is all airbrushing.

  14. I think everyone was on to the joke after Borat.

  15. dooood

    so this guy hasn’t made you cry from laughing in a long time.
    that’s understandable. since he became world famous it became significantly more difficult to get candid reactions from people while in his ali G, borat and bruno characters.

    so here’s some advice, go check out all of the old HBO stuff or better yet, go check out all the original BBC stuff because that shit is hilarious.

    also, besides everyone here’s proficiency with dick jokes, which is exceptional for the most part.
    i’d like to see anyone else come close to the quality undercover satire this guy comes up with.

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    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    Abraham Lincoln?

  17. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Yacht Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Publicity Stunt
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    Not nearly as smoking as Megan Fox’s butt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB-8_suiikU

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