Elizabeth Hurley attended the Love Ball in London last night wearing a dress that might as well have had a hole cut out of it for her left breast. Obviously someone said something to her inside because she walked out sheepishly clutching a program over her chest. I can only imagine how that conversation went…
SHERLOCK HOLMES: So, you see, Watson, losing to the colonies in the war was elementary- By jove, I can see your bosom!
ELIZABETH HURLEY: Oh my! How embarrassing. Spot of tea?
QUEEN OF ENGLAND: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
[Full Disclosure: This is pretty much how I assume every conversation in England goes. And sometimes Gwyneth Paltrow is a chimney sweep.]
NOTE: Full size versions are NSFW.
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joe littlecock | February 24, 2010 at 10:43 am
Always thought she was Gorgeous and still is!!
chris rock | February 24, 2010 at 10:43 am
booyah
Daniel | February 24, 2010 at 10:43 am
Que bella!!!
Beautiful breasts.
NG | February 24, 2010 at 10:45 am
I want a milk mustache.
AteIsEnough | February 24, 2010 at 10:47 am
I can’t decide who’s more beautiful…Elizabeth Hurley or Andie McDowell?! Hell, they are both drop dead gorgeous.
DogBoy | February 24, 2010 at 10:52 am
Still hot.
Are we sure she’s not Kristen Stewart’s mom though? There is a resemblance.
Dutch | February 24, 2010 at 10:52 am
She is a gorgeous woman… Wouldn’t every man out there cheat on her with a prostitute in a car?
aiyo | February 24, 2010 at 10:59 am
thats not a dress.
its a saree
Sam | February 24, 2010 at 11:05 am
Kristen Stewart – plain
Elizabeth Hurley – gorgeous
Marcus Parrish | February 24, 2010 at 11:08 am
Yum !
Marcus Parrish | February 24, 2010 at 11:09 am
Yum ! Put that nipple in my mouf !
http://www.reverbnation.com/lovebomb
Crabby Old Guy | February 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
You have to admire an attractive woman who is cool about showing her yummy breasts (albeit “covered”). It’s a, “Here you go guys, crank one out thinking about me!”
Mission accomplished, Miss Hurley, mission accomplished.
cheapest car | February 24, 2010 at 11:29 am
She is a gorgeous woman… Wouldn’t every man out there cheat on her with a prostitute in a car?
hahahahahahaha…hahahaha
Time Goes On | February 24, 2010 at 11:31 am
Who the old lady with perky breasts?
Making Money With Ebooks | February 24, 2010 at 11:31 am
She is hot.
havoc | February 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
Bullshit. How could you not know your tit is showing through a dress like that?
It did what it was intended to do. Get her photo taken.
Nice tit btw……
.
crusty | February 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
Awh, to be in England how that winter is here.. Nice -n- perky..
And yes, she’s a beautiful woman – always has been.
Taz | February 24, 2010 at 11:37 am
What a fine lady
JD | February 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm
They SHOULD be shown, she knows this.
The end.
pimp | February 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm
i would suck on her asshole for days…
JaidenPaidIN | February 24, 2010 at 12:06 pm
She was always TOP NOTCH CLASS and Elegant Beauty.
Still is today.
How many woman can be so confident, flash the world and still look like A LADY.
TRUE BEAUTY
Mr. Nice Guy | February 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm
She looks Great going in, bad coming out. Be proud showing off Ladies. You won’t attract every guy, but the ones you do will Love You Forever.
OwnthePodium | February 24, 2010 at 12:16 pm
She is absolutely gorgeous.
Tiffany | February 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Love the way she’s draped the pretty dress over her boobs like a toga.
She might just set a new trend with this look.
bob | February 24, 2010 at 12:33 pm
uh…how come I’m the only person to realize she’s wearing an Indian Sari? LOL
Yatada | February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
This isn’t how you wear a saree either. You’re supposed to wear it with a matching cropped blouse beneath. I bet her husband loves this!!
Danger man | March 30, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Ya !!!may b her husband likes those juicy tits,but Liz herself wants those boobs 2 b shown off.
Keith | February 24, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Her breasts are amazing……..she should display them more often.
Jammy | February 24, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Who zat raccoon-eyed greaseball she’s with?
Candian Badass | February 24, 2010 at 1:56 pm
too bad we can’t see both boobs.
she should gather the upper portion of her dress between her boobs so we can properly see them without any covering.
Yosemite Sam | February 24, 2010 at 1:58 pm
her husband’s ugly
she should pull her dress down so i can see both boobs
Parker | February 24, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Thank you Elizabeth Hurley. She knows women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them and I for one would be proud to sink my weiner into her behind.
ELIZABETH HURLEY: I say, do you like to plow the back field?
ME: Why of course.
ELIZABETH HURLEY: Fancy a shag then?
ME: I might at that.
ELIZABETH HURLEY: (flashes nipple) I would be ever so grateful.
ME: Oh how lovely! Right, lets turn you round then and drop those knickers.
ELIZABETH HURLEY: Bless you sir!
kaylia | February 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
she married an indian dude and still doesn’t know there has to be a top to that outfit? she’s so palin american
Danger man | March 30, 2011 at 1:43 pm
U stupid !!! She is d sexiest girl in d world and i m very curious about her breasts !!!
antparty | February 24, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Thank God for flash photography.
brandeis | February 24, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Her husband is HALF indian. The other half is progressive GERMAN.
dude! | February 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Got a little carried away with the raccoon paint around the eyes, me thinks.
Jammy | February 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm
How do you not realize when your getting dressed that your dress is completely see through! doesn’t she own a mirror!
-I got a Rough complex & you got a problem- | February 24, 2010 at 5:55 pm
That boob look modest but somewhat cumbersome(preferably when cupped) I imagine…
If anyone can pull an exposed boobie and still look classy its Lizzy. I mean shes still buddy with Hugh Grant…
Taylor | February 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm
She looks great, the eyemakeup is fine! However she was not always the beauty classy lady you see here. Google her, back a few years, she was a chubby.. dumpy gal. Oh and nice boobage.
The CreaseMaster | February 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I’d tongue-fuck her asshole, i.e., “make love to her.”
Giorgio! | February 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Beautiful woman.
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guy rossi | February 24, 2010 at 8:16 pm
She’s still hot….and still classy
XStyleBeauties Nude Fashion | February 24, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Wow, she is still stunning years after years
Jimrunner | February 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
If you look closely, you’ll find out that these are not real tits. Liz, like many other models, succumbed to the knife to create plastic tits. Real tits never look like this, never. Trust a person who has been around a lot of tits.
Krys | February 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Her plastic surgeon is an artist.
She looks better now than she did years ago.
I used to find something “off” about her.
Maybe it was the Ritalin I was on, but she’s absolutely beautiful.
mygyver | February 24, 2010 at 9:30 pm
her breasts don’t look plastic, they hang like natural one…..but if they are plastic compliments to the doctor
Porky Domesticus | February 24, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Yeah, but they’re forty five year old nipples, so who cares? Miranda Kerr’s nipples, now that would be something worse seeing.
Giggles | February 24, 2010 at 10:02 pm
HEYP: 47. Porky Domesticus – February 24, 2010 9:42 PM
“Yeah, but they’re forty five year old nipples, so who cares? Miranda Kerr’s nipples, now that would be something worse seeing.”
It’s sad that if you’re smart enough to even live to be 45 that you’ll always be alone.
danny | February 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Nice nipple, but the eye make up is pretty eXtreme IMO.
omnomnom | February 24, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I think I agree with the flash photography comment. I’m wondering how exposed she looked in her bathroom mirror compared to these pictures. She might have really not noticed. Either way, thanks for the peak Lizzy!