Elizabeth Hurley still has nipples

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2010

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Love Ball in London last night wearing a dress that might as well have had a hole cut out of it for her left breast. Obviously someone said something to her inside because she walked out sheepishly clutching a program over her chest. I can only imagine how that conversation went…

SHERLOCK HOLMES: So, you see, Watson, losing to the colonies in the war was elementary- By jove, I can see your bosom!
ELIZABETH HURLEY: Oh my! How embarrassing. Spot of tea?
QUEEN OF ENGLAND: OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[Full Disclosure: This is pretty much how I assume every conversation in England goes. And sometimes Gwyneth Paltrow is a chimney sweep.]

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