Elizabeth Hurley rocked the monster cleavage last night at a breast cancer awareness event in London because apparently she’s a giant bitch. I mean, Jesus. That’s like showing up pantsless to Lance Armstrong’s house and making your testicles sing “One” by Three Dog Night. Sure, it’s adorable at first, but it’ll only end with you getting dragged behind his bike until you link his charity on your site. On that note, LIVE STRONG, everybody!
Video for “One” after the jump because why not?