She might look awesome for 41, but apparently Liz Hurley is disgusting. Samaire Armstrong from the OC says she saw Hurley at Elton John’s wedding use the toilet and not wash her hands. So if you ever find yourself about to make out with her try to picture the last place her hands have been. I mean really, do people still even do that? Did she rush home afterwards to send her friend a telegraph and then heat the bucket of water she uses to bathe? Or maybe she took a ride on one of her old-timey bicycles and reflected on what an exciting time it is to live in the 17th century.
blueman | December 30, 2006 at 11:21 am
looks like todays my day to be first!!
blueman | December 30, 2006 at 11:22 am
she may have dirty hands but I still let her touch my fireman.
amslact | December 30, 2006 at 8:31 pm
First of all what kind of life do you have if you are watching to see if someone washed their hands anyways. Second who cares. Is this even a big issue. So she forgot to wash up once, big deal….hey maybe she didn’t get pee on her hands, guys do it all the time and we hold our man-finger in hand. Grow up and wash your own filthy hands.
maddawg_pimp | December 31, 2006 at 3:10 pm
GAWD DAYUM! Nice ta-ta’s!!! I bang dat! She can wash her hands after she finishes wankin’ me off!!!!
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licklick | January 19, 2007 at 5:37 pm
That’s OK. Her dirty hands match my dirty mind.
Anyway, I’ll lick ‘em clean before licking everywhere else.
Yummy!
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 8:01 am
that’s so gross…who does that…
Name | May 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Are you Kidding Me. . .I’d bang Elizabeth Hurley till her head popped off. She’s *easily* one of the hottest women who’ve Ever Lived. This *automatically* qualifies her for the Very Exclusive Who Cares If She Ever Washes Her Hands club. Fin.