Elizabeth Hurley has dirty hands
She might look awesome for 41, but apparently Liz Hurley is disgusting. Samaire Armstrong from the OC says she saw Hurley at Elton John’s wedding use the toilet and not wash her hands. So if you ever find yourself about to make out with her try to picture the last place her hands have been. I mean really, do people still even do that? Did she rush home afterwards to send her friend a telegraph and then heat the bucket of water she uses to bathe? Or maybe she took a ride on one of her old-timey bicycles and reflected on what an exciting time it is to live in the 17th century.