Tom Hiddleston’s Banging The Good Olsen

A “source” close to Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen claims they’ve been hooking up, so I found pics of Scarlet Witch’s braless nipples to post along with that complete horseshit. Because when the oceans rise and wipe out both coasts, I’m either going to have to learn farming or die trying to trade with my skill set. “Do you guys have any food? Because I can show you Prince Charles looking constipated in exchan- and we’re at the rape part now, right? Yep, I knew this was coming.”

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