The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

October 3rd, 2013 // 16 Comments
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Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin. Anyway, here’s Samuel L. Jackson accidentally confirming to the Wall Street Journal that Elizabeth will be The Scarlet Witch in The Avengers: Age of Ultron because the man can say whatever the fuck he wants:

“I don’t think we begin shooting before March of next year,” Jackson said of “The Avengers: Age of Ultron,” the next film to begin shooting in the Marvel universe. ”I know we’re shooting in London, that James Spader is Ultron and going to be the bad guy, and that we added Ms. [Elizabeth] Olsen [who will play the Scarlet Witch], but I don’t know what she’s doing, if she’s on the inside or the outside. I haven’t seen a script.”

In the meantime, here’s the official Comic-Con teaser for Age of Ultron in case you want to think you’re looking at Iron Man‘s helmet but, holy shit, it’s some other weird thing you don’t know about because women actually wanted to, and were allowed, to come over to your house to touch your penis without your mother making them go to church. Tell me tales of what’s that like. Please, sir, I’m ever so lonely.

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  1. Bonky

    This is how the other Olsen sisters would have turned out if they spent some time outside in the fresh air and sun, and ate something other than vodka and cigarettes three times a day.

  2. She’s pretty, and doesn’t look like a midget, hump-backed crone. And she can smile!

  3. When you say “the hottest Olsen”, you are implying that the other two are hot, they most certainly are not. The corrected title should say the “the hot Olsen”, as in the only one.

  4. No. More. Olsens.

  5. brick

    Definitely pretty. “The” pretty Olsen!

  6. Ultron looks like it’s straight from the comics. I just wonder what the Scarlet Witch costume is going to look like.
    Oh, and yeah, she’s hot

  7. Beer Baron

    Just being a nitpicking comic nerd, shouldn’t Scarlet Witch be older?

    Elizabeth Olsen is a fine actress, but shouldn’t the part call for an older actress? Or is it Joss Whedon-ized, so we’re not allowed to criticize, because he’s Master and Commander of Nerds?

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    Yep, that’s definitely a smile I’d love to cum across.

  9. EricLR

    When asked by a reporter for comment, her sisters replied in unison, “That’s wonderful, now please step closer to us…no closer.”

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Okay, so Elizabeth has the great smile, hair, body, awesome legs, and a burgeoning acting career, but does she get to bang creepy, old guys like her sisters?

    Checkmate bitch!

  11. She seems level headed, smart, cute and a good actress. You sure she wasn’t adopted by the Olsen family?

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    Wow. An Olsen sister that smiles? Imposter!

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    On a serious note: she is beautiful. A smile goes a long way Mary Kate and Ashley.

  14. DAMN. I would defile every orifice of this little cum-burping cock goblin. Also, she is extremely lovely and has a warm, beautiful smile!

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