The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′
Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin. Anyway, here’s Samuel L. Jackson accidentally confirming to the Wall Street Journal that Elizabeth will be The Scarlet Witch in The Avengers: Age of Ultron because the man can say whatever the fuck he wants:
“I don’t think we begin shooting before March of next year,” Jackson said of “The Avengers: Age of Ultron,” the next film to begin shooting in the Marvel universe. ”I know we’re shooting in London, that James Spader is Ultron and going to be the bad guy, and that we added Ms. [Elizabeth] Olsen [who will play the Scarlet Witch], but I don’t know what she’s doing, if she’s on the inside or the outside. I haven’t seen a script.”
In the meantime, here’s the official Comic-Con teaser for Age of Ultron in case you want to think you’re looking at Iron Man’s helmet but, holy shit, it’s some other weird thing you don’t know about because women actually wanted to, and were allowed, to come over to your house to touch your penis without your mother making them go to church. Tell me tales of what’s that like. Please, sir, I’m ever so lonely.