Elizabeth Olsen’s Dress Flew Up

Now that I’ve made Chelsea Handler topless way more.. well, let’s not pretend that isn’t an awkward and depressing look into the human condition by itself, here’s Elizabeth Olsen’s dress flying up in France showing everybody the hidden base Captain America has been secretly infiltrating because not only is Lizzie the hottest Olsen, you don’t “overdose” after having sex with her. And knowing is half the battle! G.I. Jooooooooe.

Freedom Boner

Captain America fucking. Apparently that’s what gets me in the patriotic spirit. Who knew? (Don’t answer that.)

Photos: AKM-GSI