Elizabeth Olsen > Those Other Ones Who Killed Heath Ledger

Remember when everyone couldn’t wait until the Olsen Twins turned 18 because they were positive they’d turn into ridiculous hotties only to watch them hole up in opium dens and start dressing like Russian bag-women? Elizabeth Olsen learned from their mistakes. And also does nudity, so in a way, it’s like the other two never even happened. GQ reports:

“The paparazzi were really frightening,” says Elizabeth Olsen. “I thought, Maybe I’ll just skip that part.”
Good idea. Renouncing that hotbed of mediocrity, Olsen trained with the Atlantic Theater Company, then went all the way to Russia to study acting, dialect, and stage combat. Now, at 22, she’s a legitimate Oscar contender for her haunting performance as a young woman under the sway of a creepy cult leader in the indie thriller Martha Marcy May Marlene. The most unnerving scene has her offered up naked as a ritual shag. Olsen didn’t think twice about the nudity. “The movie wouldn’t have been as disturbing without it.”

Somewhere Bob Saget just learned what happens when he doesn’t show something his penis, and then showed a barista his penis. “You call this an Americano?! Well, enjoy being a junkie Muppet, cocksucker! Pelvic THRUST.”

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