Elizabeth Olsen > Those Other Ones Who Killed Heath Ledger

September 14th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Remember when everyone couldn’t wait until the Olsen Twins turned 18 because they were positive they’d turn into ridiculous hotties only to watch them hole up in opium dens and start dressing like Russian bag-women? Elizabeth Olsen learned from their mistakes. And also does nudity, so in a way, it’s like the other two never even happened. GQ reports:

“The paparazzi were really frightening,” says Elizabeth Olsen. “I thought, Maybe I’ll just skip that part.”
Good idea. Renouncing that hotbed of mediocrity, Olsen trained with the Atlantic Theater Company, then went all the way to Russia to study acting, dialect, and stage combat. Now, at 22, she’s a legitimate Oscar contender for her haunting performance as a young woman under the sway of a creepy cult leader in the indie thriller Martha Marcy May Marlene. The most unnerving scene has her offered up naked as a ritual shag. Olsen didn’t think twice about the nudity. “The movie wouldn’t have been as disturbing without it.”

Somewhere Bob Saget just learned what happens when he doesn’t show something his penis, and then showed a barista his penis. “You call this an Americano?! Well, enjoy being a junkie Muppet, cocksucker! Pelvic THRUST.”

Photo: Getty, GQ, Splash News


  1. wow pretty. looks like mary-kate but not ashley. how’s that even possible

  2. “OK, a little bra …. uh-huh … now some pouty eyes …. OK …. now, if you can, try to rub the coffee mug with your left hand like it’s one of John Stamos’ balls….that’s it! Magic! Cut, wrap, lunch!”

  3. Dude of Dudes

    “My sisters careers can fit in this cup. So can the rest of them”

  4. BrandiLye

    I’m a fan. Don’t know why exactly, but I like her.

  5. jumpin_j

    “Martha Marcy May Marlene”. Worst. Movie. Title. Ever.

  6. Jon

    Very cute, more interested in her in the last 30 secs then I ever was for the twins.. don’t even know the twins names..

  7. TyroneBiggums

    “You want me to get naked in this movie? You got it, dude.”

  8. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    she’s classy and beautiful

  9. Reece

    So is this what the other two would look like if they ate? Or did little sister steal all the good genes?

  10. Soon to be Mr. Olsen

    Wow. Stunning.

    Does this mean there might be a hot and unfucked-up Lohan, Hilton, or maybe even Jackson out there too?

  11. badabing

    Well, at least this one knows how to actually smile…….

  12. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
    Ben Dover
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  13. rican

    She’s the pretty one in the family

  14. Frank Burns

    Shutup and get naked!

  15. terry

    Wow she is hot. And she speaks very well! Her sisters are weird but this Olsen seems level headed. I’m going to bust a fat jizz to that picture.
    Viva the internet. And the girlfriend is at work. Hell yeah!!!

  16. mel

    yeah, she looks much better than the twin monkies with the weird mouths. and that cup she’s holding is actually an ad for her older sisters’ newest film, “two trolls, one cup”.

  17. Venom

    She is an Olsen? No way.

  18. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    At least one of the sisters looks fuckable.

  19. DeucePickle

    I see she’s the one that got the boobs in the family. nice.

  20. “M.M.M.M.” is Disturbing, you say? I’ll be the judge of that, just as soon as I finish re-watching “A Serbian Film”. Wednesday is comedy night, you know.

  21. Do you think she’d be into a 46 year old man with an extensive Full House VHS collection, that has most of the commercials paused out from when they were originally recorded off the air? Just asking.

  22. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    Looks like a younger hotter version of “Ally McBeal”.

  23. Jenny

    Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhal

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  25. tealily

    She is very pretty. That looks like a nose job, though.

  26. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
    Pepe Roni
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    I hope she stays normal looking and hot, unlike her Tim Burtonized sisters.

  27. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
    The Most Interesting
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    “So, Liz, how do you take your coffee?”
    “Black, like my men.”

  28. forrest gump

    ……..a cup of coffee?

  29. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    Bit Naomi Watts-ish..

  30. Matthew

    she looks like a hot mary-kate/ashley olsen! i bet mary kate and ashley should look like!

  31. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    Nice to see some of the potential realized.

  32. Elizabeth Olsen GQ
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    Gyllenhaal thing for sure.

  33. Geile Sexphantasien

    I savor, result in I found exactly what I used to be looking for. You’ve ended my four day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye

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