Remember when everyone couldn’t wait until the Olsen Twins turned 18 because they were positive they’d turn into ridiculous hotties only to watch them hole up in opium dens and start dressing like Russian bag-women? Elizabeth Olsen learned from their mistakes. And also does nudity, so in a way, it’s like the other two never even happened. GQ reports:
“The paparazzi were really frightening,” says Elizabeth Olsen. “I thought, Maybe I’ll just skip that part.”
Good idea. Renouncing that hotbed of mediocrity, Olsen trained with the Atlantic Theater Company, then went all the way to Russia to study acting, dialect, and stage combat. Now, at 22, she’s a legitimate Oscar contender for her haunting performance as a young woman under the sway of a creepy cult leader in the indie thriller Martha Marcy May Marlene. The most unnerving scene has her offered up naked as a ritual shag. Olsen didn’t think twice about the nudity. “The movie wouldn’t have been as disturbing without it.”
Somewhere Bob Saget just learned what happens when he doesn’t show something his penis, and then showed a barista his penis. “You call this an Americano?! Well, enjoy being a junkie Muppet, cocksucker! Pelvic THRUST.”
Photo: Getty, GQ, Splash News
wow pretty. looks like mary-kate but not ashley. how’s that even possible
she looks like Hot mary kate!
“OK, a little bra …. uh-huh … now some pouty eyes …. OK …. now, if you can, try to rub the coffee mug with your left hand like it’s one of John Stamos’ balls….that’s it! Magic! Cut, wrap, lunch!”
“My sisters careers can fit in this cup. So can the rest of them”
they don’t exactly need to work http://www.forbes.com/2007/01/17/richest-women-entertainment-tech-media-cz_lg_richwomen07_0118womenstars_slide_12.html?thisSpeed=30000
After years of not working, their name recognition will diminish, and so will their earnings and net worth. Time to get real and work.
Yeah right I can see them working at Big Macs in the future? Unlike Media, Cunt, Whore-Kate Plus 8 , these Fembots will make their $ work for them; investments,etc to further these bank accounts! The richer get richer and fame whores will become poor white trash! Wow 18 now, mmmmmmmmh I approve of pic #4!
Yeah, their net worth will diminish and they will have to learn how to live on $75 million instead of $100 million.
Ashley and Mary Kate have a hugely successful fashion line. The Row and Elizabeth and James, their clothes are actually pretty amazing. I think they’ve found what they like.
I’m a fan. Don’t know why exactly, but I like her.
“Martha Marcy May Marlene”. Worst. Movie. Title. Ever.
but. she. gets. naked. that’s enuf to netflick it, at least to the good part
Mr. Skin has a screen cap of the nude part, and she has one banging fuckin’ body!
Very cute, more interested in her in the last 30 secs then I ever was for the twins.. don’t even know the twins names..
Ikilled and Heathledger
“You want me to get naked in this movie? You got it, dude.”
lmaoooo
she’s classy and beautiful
So is this what the other two would look like if they ate? Or did little sister steal all the good genes?
Wow. Stunning.
Does this mean there might be a hot and unfucked-up Lohan, Hilton, or maybe even Jackson out there too?
Well, at least this one knows how to actually smile…….
WHAT A HOTTIE
She’s the pretty one in the family
Shutup and get naked!
Ok, but I don’t know why you want to see ME naked.
Wow she is hot. And she speaks very well! Her sisters are weird but this Olsen seems level headed. I’m going to bust a fat jizz to that picture.
Viva the internet. And the girlfriend is at work. Hell yeah!!!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! We’re done!
yeah, she looks much better than the twin monkies with the weird mouths. and that cup she’s holding is actually an ad for her older sisters’ newest film, “two trolls, one cup”.
She is an Olsen? No way.
At least one of the sisters looks fuckable.
I see she’s the one that got the boobs in the family. nice.
“M.M.M.M.” is Disturbing, you say? I’ll be the judge of that, just as soon as I finish re-watching “A Serbian Film”. Wednesday is comedy night, you know.
Do you think she’d be into a 46 year old man with an extensive Full House VHS collection, that has most of the commercials paused out from when they were originally recorded off the air? Just asking.
Looks like a younger hotter version of “Ally McBeal”.
I see more of a Gyllenhaal thing going on with her.
Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhal
I agree
Better looking though!
Whoa.
She is very pretty. That looks like a nose job, though.
I hope she stays normal looking and hot, unlike her Tim Burtonized sisters.
“So, Liz, how do you take your coffee?”
“Black, like my men.”
……..a cup of coffee?
Bit Naomi Watts-ish..
she looks like a hot mary-kate/ashley olsen! i bet mary kate and ashley should look like!
Nice to see some of the potential realized.
Gyllenhaal thing for sure.
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