Elizabeth Olsen Banged Alexander Skarsgard

“At first I said no, but a couple minutes into him having sex with me anyway, it became YES.”

If there’s ever any doubt about the smooth, penetrate anything and everything in sight skills of Alexander Skarsgard, according to Page Six, he apparently strolled right into the Independent Spirit Awards and banged Elizabeth Olsen without having to groin-box her older, homelier Muppet sisters first. And how do I know that for a fact? He’s alive.

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