Elizabeth Hurley Should’ve Been Wonder Woman and Other News

March 16th, 2011 // 47 Comments

- Selena Gomez is a psycho. [Popeater]

- Suri Cruise is daddy’s little girl. [Dlisted]

- Celine Dion will save Las Vegas. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sara Jean Underwood doesn’t need to save anything. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Isn’t this a Chris Brown cover? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Rihanna admits that most of her clothing is based on a dare. [TooFab]

- Nicole Scherzinger should give Kim Kardashian some notes. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Biel is showing. (Look it up, I had to.) [IDLYITW]

- James Taylor is a badass. [Huffington Post]

- A Trekkie dancing to Bel Biv Devoe. Need I say more? [BuzzFeed]

- Spring Break is a hot chick’s game. [theCHIVE]

- And apparently so is banging an athlete. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Yes I would lick her pits just to get to the rest of her

  2. first

    First!

  3. Gerbil in my Butt

    That is one fucking hot woman! Naked pic’s anywhere?

  4. Irrelevant Liz Hurley

    “”I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe”

    Elizabeth Hurley is a cunt. What she said about Marylin Monroe was absolutely ridiculous and showed how jealous she is of her.

    • boing

      jealous much?

      • Irrelevant Liz Hurley

        Really? That’s the best you got?

      • Ass Fetish Hitler

        Marilyn Monroe was a fat nasty disease ridden bleached blonde tramp who would never have had any fame at all except for the fact she was willing to show her cooter decades before anyone else was willing to do that. She made Anna Nicole Smith seem classy in comparison.

    • Any Guy

      PLEASE jealous troll…. Marilyn Monroe looks like the steaming pile of elephant shit she truly was next to a GORGEOUS woman like Liz. A fat blonde bimbo-bitch who banged every celebrity and/or politician with a heartbeat. Yeah, she is NO comparison to Liz in any way, shape or form.

      Go wipe your HUGE ass (that we all know you have in abundance) and know that any man alive would fuck the SHIT out of her, while you type away with your chubby little fingers trying to tear her down wishing you were her.

      • Irrelevant Liz Hurley

        You don’t know what I look like unless you are you looking in my window. You tiny dick insignificant peeping Tom NO woman that looks like either Liz Hurley or Marilyn Monroe would ever give you or any male that posts on this website the time of day.

        I am willing to bet that you spend most of your days on the internet spanking your diminutive genitalia, to women who would vomit if they saw you. Step away from the keyboard go outside take a look around. YOU are not special.

        “A fat blonde bimbo-bitch who banged every celebrity and/or politician with a heartbeat”

        It’s funny, if you take out the fat blonde part of this sentence and you’ve summed up Liz’s career to a tee.

    • Irrelevant Liz Hurley

      “Elizabeth Hurley is a crusty, nasty, old, disease ridden tramp who would never have had any fame at all except for the fact that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a transvestite. She makes Kate Price seem classy in comparison.”

      See what I did there?

      • browny

        @irrelevant liz hurley, you go girl (boy) well said! Hurley makes me hurl. What is she? A model? Nup. An actress? Please. She wore a safety pin dress while being the girlfriend of a vile idiot called Hugh Grant and got herself a career…

        and she has recently broken up the marriage of a cricketer called Shane Warne… so she’s also a homewrecker…

        … and I believe she broke up the marriage of the man she married and then went on to have an affair with Warne

        … and um, by all accounts she has a child from a man who claimed the boy was conceived during a three way…

        (not that i am impugning her chastity… what she does is her affair… but a goddess she aint and when she slams MM for being fat… um, yeah)

      • Rant

        hey Irrelevant, next time you’re going to post under a psuedonym, try coming up w something alittle more creative than ‘browny’, and change the verbiage patterns alittle…way too fucking obvious… and youre flat out wrong, in any case. And he doesnt have to ‘see in your window’ to know you’ve got an ass the size of Texas…some things are just ‘known’. Unless you’re a close relative of MM’s, which i doubt because, well, you’re you, I’d say shut your maw, because your obsession with her is flat out scary. Move along little piglet.

      • browny

        hey irrelevant, you there? isn’t this hilarious? this idiot thinks we’re the same person.

    • You cant have rough without the cream sauce

      Did you know banter such as this kicked start the Greek and Roman theaters. Bravo…

  5. ok good, for a change “showing” didnt mean 3 mos pregnant..

    lovin liz hurley since kill cruise~

  6. kj

    I would WRECK this chick. I would like take care of myself for a week before we met, I would eat really well, not drink, just so I could absolutely POUND that ass. Know what I mean?

  7. DOucHe BaGELs

    She is gorgeous. I would let her watch me jerk off. She earned it.

  8. Dan

    She is one of those women that looks great – but I bet I would not like her in real life.

  9. Richard McBeef

    I would bubble all the fuck over her squeak.

  10. dada

    love liz but ugh – HATE the bandage dress style… makes people look like window blinds.

  11. nonminti

    she needs to retire,I feel depressed suddenly :(

  12. See Alice

    Liz always looks great . She is timeless .

  13. Elizabeth Hurley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The marriage to uber-rich guy is over. Time to call the agent, squeeze into a tight sexy dress & start making money again. Bravo Liz.

  14. Elizabeth Hurley
    Jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    Even after all these years, she’s still HOT

  15. Elizabeth Hurley
    The Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    She puts women half her age to shame.

  16. slappy magoo

    re: Jessica Biel. I think the correct term is that she’s “presenting.” All I Ever really Need To Know I Learned From Watching The Simpsons.

  17. anon

    i want that dress

  18. the captain

    this is only because she can controle food and americans CAN’T?

  19. Trent Steel

    She would have made such an awesome Lara Croft back in the day…

  20. You cant have rough without the cream sauce

    “Rihanna admits that most of her clothing is based on a dare”

    So it was not those gamy lyrics?

  21. Distiller

    Nice looking woman. :-)

  22. Two words

    Man hands!

  23. AMERICA

    Elizabeth Hurley is an ugly and ungrateful jap lesbian pig who deserves all the disrespect jap lesbian pigs get. It needs to go back to japan and screw its own kind and stop begging for jobs in America it otherwise would never receive.

  24. Parker

    I would pummel her pooper with my penis.

  25. Elizabeth Hurley
    DuroyPrime
    Commented on this photo:

    Jaw. Dropping. Stunner.

  26. Elizabeth Hurley
    Dr.RCRout
    Commented on this photo:

    She is the most beautiful woman .Age is nothing to her .SHE IS AN ANGEL.

  27. Elizabeth Hurley
    Dr.RCRout
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE IS A BEAUTY GODDESS AN ALL TIME HOTTY.PRAY SHE SHOULD LIVE FOR 1000 YEARS WITH THIS BEAUTY.

  28. Elizabeth Hurley
    GangaMaipaRegularFucker
    Commented on this photo:

    GODDESS LIZ HURLEY more appropriately SEX GODDESS LIZ HURLEY is our life,every day we pray before her to give us energy and stamina.
    I along with my 9 ladies GT,GM,FB,SH,LM,GB,PG,Darling most beautiful LISA,Luisa and maid servant BST GG are devotees and life long servant of GODDESS LIZ HURLEY the Great…

  29. Elizabeth Hurley
    GangaMaipaRegularFucker
    Commented on this photo:

    Hurley is a living GODDESS ,we all use to worship and pay HER for HER blessings….GMRF

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