Elizabeth Hurley is a Great Wife

December 13th, 2010 // 57 Comments

Giving hope that eventually women who marry for money will get bored and want to have sex with dirt-poor regular Joes again – *adjusts tie*Elizabeth Hurley either cheated on her insanely rich husband and left him, or started banging a married cricket player immediately following the separation. E! News reports:

Following a News of the World report alleging an affair between Elizabeth Hurley and cricketer Shane Warne, the 45-year-old Method star announced on Twitter Sunday that she and her husband Arun Nayar have separated.
“Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago,” Hurley wrote on her Twitter page. “Our close family & friends were aware of this.”
The tabloid report included pictures and video of Hurley and Warne kissing, and alleged that the pair spent the night together last week at London’s Bentley Hotel.

Of course, isn’t that always the excuse? “Oh, we were already separated but just didn’t tell anybody, sign any papers or have a conversation that existed outside of my head because I was too busy getting spanked with a cricket bat.” On that note, I really need to learn how to play gay European sports because apparently that’s where the action is. *picks up soccer ball* Ah, here we go.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Anyone else think she looks like Hugh Grant?

  2. Richard McBeef

    sometimes you just wanna fuck an old lady. amirite?

  3. N

    I usually think she’s smokin, but she’s got some kind of Craig Ferguson thing going on in these pics.

    • Lisa

      DAMN YOU! (A) For implying that some kind of Craig Ferguson thing = bad, and (B) now I’m attracted to her.

  4. DOucHe BaGELs

    If she begged, I’d let her touch my penis.

  5. Gerbil in my butt

    She is hot as hell! Nice tits.

  6. PopeyesChicken

    I would make the very sweetest of love to that old lady. No doubt about it!

  7. jojo

    I guess, eventually, you have to let your husband see you with out makeup. She should have stayed behind that thick curtain.

  8. RoboZombie

    I’d like to bowl one through her wickets! Does that make sense? hell, I can’t understand Cricket, so that euphemism might just suck.

  9. Mr Obvious

    Damn it. So money can’t even buy Hugh Grant’s sloppy second?

  10. ♫ We are, we are, rough generation...♫

    Its easy to put down soccer since, you’ve never kicked rocks bare foot as a child, which is how you get enrolled into playing soccer in the real world. GO get your pretty feet fitted in a size 6 for bowling, Travota….

  11. Mortimer Duke

    At the end of the day women just wanna get fucked right. Now matter how much money you have if you aint hitting the walls, she gonna suck on another dudes balls.

  12. Elizabeth Hurley
    Mortimer Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    What is that shes holding? Elizabeth Hurley vaginal cream?

  13. McFeely Smackup

    Wait a minute? Is this true?

    Cricket is real? I thought it was something like Quiddich that they made up for Monty Python skits.

  14. Elizabeth Hurley
    gonzo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d splooge on her face

  15. Hank Rearden

    Why do these rich dudes ever marry these broads? These sluts aren’t bearing them any children, so what’s the point? There are thousands of women across the globe who look as good as or better than EH and her kind, and who would screw an old rich dude for a helluva lot less than marriage costs. What fools.

  16. tally

    ahem you have a fondness for crickets i dare say ? *adjusts tie*

  17. Elizabeth Hurley
    President Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm… square titties

  18. President Clinton

    I’d help her old ass across the street. Then I’d fuck her.

  19. d

    Ok, first lesson in European Sports: that thing you’re hold is a football. Never forget it.

  20. GravyLeg

    Why would a rich dude buy English pussy anyway??? It’s dead in bed, it never blows you (or Hugh Grant) and it spreads for bloody cricket players when you are not looking…

  21. atotalcad

    I’d give her a Dirty Sanchez.
    And then adjust my bolero tie and leave the room.

  22. thepinktaco

    one of the hottest women of all time. still looks most edible.

  23. Headline correction: Elizabeth Hurley is a Great Rack

  24. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Those boobs can still make the flag salute.

  25. Elizabeth Hurley
    See Alice
    Commented on this photo:

    I get the feeling that Elizabeth is insatiable .

  26. somethingoriginal

    bowling warnie!
    never thought i’d see the day when hugh grant’s “no kissing” rule with divine brown became the classier/smarter/more understandable option

  27. Coyote

    She is still one the the most wicked googlies that ever live,

    Any Time, Any Place, I am her’s, Any Way She Likes

  28. J.P.

    Doesn’t the whole Hugh Grant-Divine Brown episode give her a pass on this? It should, because she’s 45, and look at those tits.

  29. JQ

    Anyone for Bumpaddle?

  30. Elizabeth Hurley
    nooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    She walks out of a building to wind blowing her hair, dammit she’s still got it going on even nature knows it.

  31. gb

    Wouldn’t mind a cop of her sticky wicket
    (non-commonwealth people probably won’t understand)

  32. Govt. Cheese

    2010 – The year of the cheating unrepentant whores! Get on the bus with Christina Agulera.

  33. CC

    European sports?
    Shane is pretty much a living legen here is Australia, even though he’s been caught cheating on his wife too many times to count.

  34. WMR

    Really too bad her marriage did not work out. I wish her the best. Not the world’s most talented actress, but definitely smoking hot, and absolutely “spot on” (as the Brits would say) in Bedazzled!

  35. Elizabeth Hurley
    Malewhore
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman is still hot! :D

  36. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She looks fantastic astounding and Im in my twenties and jealous of her looks!!!
    I’m sure that millionaire cheated first!

  37. gigi

    dig deep enough, and there might be a hot black hooker at the bottom of this little bit of drama….

  38. Elizabeth Hurley
    mia
    Commented on this photo:

    she got old. great body though.

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