You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley in Hawaii yesterday reminding us that it’s been 16 years since Showgirls and God puts a harsher expiration date on women because one broke his heart. I don’t know how else you process these photos.
Adding… Maybe those caffeine pills during the Hot Sundae days weren’t such a bad idea.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Elizabeth who ?
Know what would be epic? For the 20th anniversary of Showgirls, have a beach screening with the movie projected on her ass. It’s wide, flat, and white. Should work just fine.
Um she looks good to me. Really, really good.
Why can’t people try on their bikini’s before they buy them and take into consideration the drag when in water? this bathing suit bottom is 10x way to big for her and totally wrong…
my shorts? oh these oddly placed tears? Yea, someone got too excited again.
I had no idea she was banging Desmond Hume. Constantly.
I like how the guy looks absolutely gobsmacked…”Someone actually wants to take your picture?????????”
She has what my friends and I commonly refer to “a case of the hammies” (no ass, hamstrings all the way up) Gross. I’d rather jump in the sack with a family member.
“I’m so excited.. and I just can’t hide it!”
rofl…you’re funny:)
she has a nice body for someone her age, hell she has a nce body than mot non celebrity 25 year old women, just go to walmart and my point is proven.
Man Screech wouldn’t hit that now……….
Women don’t have a harsher expiration date. Their appearance is just judged harsher.
These photos explain why she has to bang dead people now. Props to Greg Giraldo for trying to get his face back out there though!
She looks fine. Who’s the slug?
Massive skid marks on the towel.
That got me laughing…thanks!
I’m a manta ray… rawr!
NICE!!!
The slug is Ralph Lauren’s son, Greg. He is an artist.
You dumbass that’s Ralph lauren’s nephew. Do some research before you start posting shit.
So sad that people think she is terrible looking in a bikini etc when really, she is a real woman. Not any of the plastics we see and the photoshopped stars. Give her a break, I think she looks great!
I would still let her ride on top and flop around like retard !
She doesn’t look that bad, especially considering that she’s almost 39, and not on a photo shoot.
Actually, in the shots from the side, she doesn’t look fat at all. Keep in mind that Elizabeth is not on a movie set, and doesn’t have on professional make-up. Also, there is no one using Photoshop, like you see on all the magazine covers.
I’m betting that she looks pretty good in person, but not in a telephoto, Paparazzi shot. Would she look better if she was Leann Rimes scary skinny?
Ewww, you must be fat, sorry
I am a former dancer, and I am 46. I don’t use weights, I run, swim, bike. I have a body of an athletic 20 yr old,.
To see a fellow dancer just give up and not care, like most fat Americans is deplorable, but makes me feel proud I still put the effort. Not just for lame vanity, to prevent disease, help organs/heart! Etc… Common sense.
She looks like shit and there is no excuse.
Yeah right. I hate to be the one to break it to you but it’s a fact and I’m simply trying to help. If you’re 46 you do NOT have the body of a 20 yr old dancer! No, you don’t. Ever. You can NOT compete with 20 year olds. You may hold the crown in the 39-52 category, but you do NOT stand up to even a moderately out of shape 20 year old. The lies we tell ourselves. You are the reason Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson are on tv.
i agree. you cant win the battle with time. i know it sucks but thats life.
Another formerly hot one down the drain. Oh well, I still have Show Girls on DVD.
She’s really cute.
Still totally do-able!
Liz, TIGHTEN your cheeks when you walk. You have to walk first, though. Walk for miles per day. Will work wonders on the legs/butt.
Seriously don’t thinks he looks bad. At all. I think she’s just enjoying marriage is all.
Long ass? She likes long dick in her long ass!
they’re like ” fuccck really?? were not relevant or important to anyone anymore!!
i can haz unflattering pic w/ cheezburger?
Ke$ha wants her ass back.
Looks like someone has been eating too many cheeseburgers and not sticking to the “brown rice and vegetables” diet.
I agree, I think she looks great! She is not plastic and she is also not 19 years old. She’s a real woman having a nice day at the beach. :)
LOL where do you have to go Fish? We know you blog this from your toilet eating Fritos.
Elizabeth Berkley wasn’t exactly sporting the most tone body even when she was young, her body was more than a bit flabby even when she was in Showgirls, but she was tall and blonde and good looking so people didn’t notice her lack of muscle tone and flat chest.
PUSH THE BITCH BACK BEFORE SHE DRIES UP!!!!!1
doesn’t look like jesse is hooked on diet pills anymore
She looks like an average person…. and happy at that!! All y’all need to get a life.
I think you’re right, and she seems like a nice person, who….MOOOOOOOOO! (Sorry, that slipped…this is The Superficial after all). :D
Jesus H Christ – my eyes are bleeding!
LOL Captain.
Anonymous (great alias choice): she’s only look like shit if she were 50 lbs heavier. She looks fine, healthy, not skeletal, just a bad choice in swimsuits.
she’s always had a long ass. things haven’t changed. that bathing suit bottom isn’t flattering at all.
She looks fine to me!! Very healthy and, I think, looks great in that bikini! She didn’t fall into the “hollywood must be a size 0000″ trap!
I like her man’s ankle bracelet. LOL. It’s like the 1990s aaaaaall over again.
Looks like she takes absolutely enormous dumps.
Why is she with Richard Grieco?
She looks like one of the series shots in the Evolution of Man
In my humble opinion this is the best bikini post ever on this site. She’s real, she’s HOT and very desirable. I envy her Man.