Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini

June 24th, 2011 // 126 Comments

You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley in Hawaii yesterday reminding us that it’s been 16 years since Showgirls and God puts a harsher expiration date on women because one broke his heart. I don’t know how else you process these photos.

Adding… Maybe those caffeine pills during the Hot Sundae days weren’t such a bad idea.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin


  1. bing

    Elizabeth who ?

  2. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Double D
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    Know what would be epic? For the 20th anniversary of Showgirls, have a beach screening with the movie projected on her ass. It’s wide, flat, and white. Should work just fine.

  3. Dan

    Um she looks good to me. Really, really good.

  4. Kitty
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    Why can’t people try on their bikini’s before they buy them and take into consideration the drag when in water? this bathing suit bottom is 10x way to big for her and totally wrong…

  5. Lydia I Emerson

    my shorts? oh these oddly placed tears? Yea, someone got too excited again.

  6. jlowejd5

    I had no idea she was banging Desmond Hume. Constantly.

  7. Trixie

    I like how the guy looks absolutely gobsmacked…”Someone actually wants to take your picture?????????”

  8. Luscious Leftfoot
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    She has what my friends and I commonly refer to “a case of the hammies” (no ass, hamstrings all the way up) Gross. I’d rather jump in the sack with a family member.

    “I’m so excited.. and I just can’t hide it!”

  9. Scott

    she has a nice body for someone her age, hell she has a nce body than mot non celebrity 25 year old women, just go to walmart and my point is proven.

  10. MrBeldingsPenis

    Man Screech wouldn’t hit that now……….

  11. internet police

    Women don’t have a harsher expiration date. Their appearance is just judged harsher.

  12. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    These photos explain why she has to bang dead people now. Props to Greg Giraldo for trying to get his face back out there though!

  13. Urbanspaceman

    She looks fine. Who’s the slug?

  14. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Mike Walker
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    Massive skid marks on the towel.

  15. Mike Walker
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    I’m a manta ray… rawr!

  16. google

    The slug is Ralph Lauren’s son, Greg. He is an artist.

  17. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    So sad that people think she is terrible looking in a bikini etc when really, she is a real woman. Not any of the plastics we see and the photoshopped stars. Give her a break, I think she looks great!

  18. Spoogebob Nopants

    I would still let her ride on top and flop around like retard !

  19. Scott
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    She doesn’t look that bad, especially considering that she’s almost 39, and not on a photo shoot.

    Actually, in the shots from the side, she doesn’t look fat at all. Keep in mind that Elizabeth is not on a movie set, and doesn’t have on professional make-up. Also, there is no one using Photoshop, like you see on all the magazine covers.

    I’m betting that she looks pretty good in person, but not in a telephoto, Paparazzi shot. Would she look better if she was Leann Rimes scary skinny?

    • anonymous

      Ewww, you must be fat, sorry

      I am a former dancer, and I am 46. I don’t use weights, I run, swim, bike. I have a body of an athletic 20 yr old,.

      To see a fellow dancer just give up and not care, like most fat Americans is deplorable, but makes me feel proud I still put the effort. Not just for lame vanity, to prevent disease, help organs/heart! Etc… Common sense.

      She looks like shit and there is no excuse.

      • Captain Obvious.

        Yeah right. I hate to be the one to break it to you but it’s a fact and I’m simply trying to help. If you’re 46 you do NOT have the body of a 20 yr old dancer! No, you don’t. Ever. You can NOT compete with 20 year olds. You may hold the crown in the 39-52 category, but you do NOT stand up to even a moderately out of shape 20 year old. The lies we tell ourselves. You are the reason Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson are on tv.

      • tank

        i agree. you cant win the battle with time. i know it sucks but thats life.

  20. tlmck

    Another formerly hot one down the drain. Oh well, I still have Show Girls on DVD.

  21. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    so damn hilarious
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    She’s really cute.

  22. The Everlasting Know-It-All

    Still totally do-able!

  23. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    Liz, TIGHTEN your cheeks when you walk. You have to walk first, though. Walk for miles per day. Will work wonders on the legs/butt.

  24. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    Seriously don’t thinks he looks bad. At all. I think she’s just enjoying marriage is all.

  25. d5t7

    Long ass? She likes long dick in her long ass!

  26. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    zee jefreey
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    they’re like ” fuccck really?? were not relevant or important to anyone anymore!!

  27. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    i can haz unflattering pic w/ cheezburger?

  28. Your Momma's Valtrex

    Ke$ha wants her ass back.

  29. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    Looks like someone has been eating too many cheeseburgers and not sticking to the “brown rice and vegetables” diet.

  30. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    I agree, I think she looks great! She is not plastic and she is also not 19 years old. She’s a real woman having a nice day at the beach. :)

  31. Ed

    LOL where do you have to go Fish? We know you blog this from your toilet eating Fritos.

  32. threeringcircus

    Elizabeth Berkley wasn’t exactly sporting the most tone body even when she was young, her body was more than a bit flabby even when she was in Showgirls, but she was tall and blonde and good looking so people didn’t notice her lack of muscle tone and flat chest.

  33. dave


  34. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    doesn’t look like jesse is hooked on diet pills anymore

  35. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    She looks like an average person…. and happy at that!! All y’all need to get a life.

    • Toe Jam

      I think you’re right, and she seems like a nice person, who….MOOOOOOOOO! (Sorry, that slipped…this is The Superficial after all). :D

  36. Donald Trump

    Jesus H Christ – my eyes are bleeding!

  37. Skubie
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    LOL Captain.
    Anonymous (great alias choice): she’s only look like shit if she were 50 lbs heavier. She looks fine, healthy, not skeletal, just a bad choice in swimsuits.

  38. heather

    she’s always had a long ass. things haven’t changed. that bathing suit bottom isn’t flattering at all.

  39. janie

    She looks fine to me!! Very healthy and, I think, looks great in that bikini! She didn’t fall into the “hollywood must be a size 0000″ trap!

  40. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her man’s ankle bracelet. LOL. It’s like the 1990s aaaaaall over again.

  41. Just Vomited
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    Looks like she takes absolutely enormous dumps.

  42. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    Why is she with Richard Grieco?

  43. Toe Jam
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    She looks like one of the series shots in the Evolution of Man

  44. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    In my humble opinion this is the best bikini post ever on this site. She’s real, she’s HOT and very desirable. I envy her Man.

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