You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley in Hawaii yesterday reminding us that it’s been 16 years since Showgirls and God puts a harsher expiration date on women because one broke his heart. I don’t know how else you process these photos.
Adding… Maybe those caffeine pills during the Hot Sundae days weren’t such a bad idea.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Holy head to small for body Batman!
Hey, Elizabeth, why the long ass?
“I’m so excited!!!! I’m so excited!!!!…I’m…soo…scared!”
hahhhahaha! I remember that scene. Hilarious!
Maybe if she went back on the speed she would lose a few?
I don’t get it…please explain.
Saved by the Bell. Jesse was addicted to caffeine pills http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
Is that dude her evil stepbrother Eric Tramer from NY? Did he finally come back for Lisa?
HAHAAH!
best scene ever. lmao
Yes, I would.
After me!!
Wow, that is just sad. First.
Thats not Bruce Banner?
What? No Showgirls pictures for reference?
Showgirls, she she had a huge ass too, I remember.
Bizarro indeed.
It’s the husband I’d like to see in skimpy beach attire.
Betty’s put on a few. It’s not bad.
Look, after Showgirls I pretty much have to see an x-ray of her to see something I have not seen before.
i was gunna say i’d hit that, then i saw the ass. now id hit it with a bat
not bad at all. chick looks good
she looks fine for her age. more importantly, she’s a wonderful human being
bahaha..this post is from elizabeth herself, im sure.
Looks like she gets her fiber from chewing on dudes’ shorts.
other than the pancake ass, not too bad.
I’m vastly amused by anyone who knows the words to the theme song from Saved By the Bell but seriously? She looks lovely. There is nothing wrong with her body at all. I don’t get this body hatred. If I had to choose between seeing a body like this and seeing Megan Fox with her emaciated middle and her bolt-on fakers, I’d choose this.
I totally agree. She looks so hot. Shit, people age… I WISH I looked like that in a bikini. I run 25 miles a week, do pilates 3 days a week and I don’t even look close to that.
Maybe ur doing something wrong then…..
she almost got away with peeing in the ocean, had it not been for that damn photographer and his telephoto lens
Jesse needs more gym, less buffet.
She’s always had a weird wide/flat ass, even in showgirls, it was just a younger wide/flat ass.
Yeah it was always a little wonky but it seemed to work for her. Maybe because she’s so tall. I’d still love to get up in those guts.
I think she looks great.
in bikini?
WHY, the hell, CAN’T SHE ACCEPT SHE CAN’T WEAR A BIKINI ANY LONGER AT THIS AGE?
Captain you have been demoted and transfer to the Coast Guard for bad judgement.
She should wear a Bikini everyday.
She should never stop wearing Bikinis, Minis, Nothing :-)’
Dude, it was caffeine pills.
THANK YOU. I never demand accuracy on this site… except for when it’s about SBTB. Fish, get your act together you HATEFUL BITCH. Jesse Spano is important.
It’s Jessie Spano.
Omg you’re right. FUCK. I am in a shame spiral.
Is that guy with her a Super Hobo or did he just wash up on shore?
When she found him, was he screaming “Willlllssoooooon!!”???????
Just just shows how capricious Hollywood can be. Some dolts make shitty movie after shitty movie. Berkley made one really bad movie and seems to have almost been blackballed as a result, even though her later, more obscure work was generally considered to be pretty good. And, as an added bonus, she’s actually pretty well educated.
Conclusion? Like Wild Bill Munny said “Deserves ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.”
she did do the l word, as it finished…her looks definatly have not improved since sbtb…
Where once there were wonderful curves we now find strange angles and straight lines…. Her ass/leg combo here is just weird… ACK.
Bizarro shirt is boss.
Looks like she’s feeding her Lisa Turtle.
That’s his “Incredible Hulk Just Changed Back to Bruce Banner” outfit…and her “I Used To Be Hot But Now I’m Just Lumpy” one.
Not a good swimsuit choice but overall not terrible for some 40 something broad in a bunch of candids.
OOps she’s only 38. This does not bode well for her future…
I don’t feel sorry for her because of the flat ass, I feel sorry for her because dude saw those pre-torn shorts at Buckle or AE or wherever the fuck he found them, and thought they were a good fashion purchase.
For 38 she’s not that horrible. She looks OK. For all the haters, wait until you see the either side of 35 or 45. Tell me how hot you look then.
She is sexy.
r dey takin our pitcher?
come on baby. lets get outta here. dey takin our pitcher.
ya, is see u teken our pitcher…
Hey she’s dating Bizarro Superman.
what the hell is wrong with all of you? She looks great still. picking at her crotch however is unflattering….
If I were him. I’d get a divorce ASAP.
I’d hover over that bung all night and let her fart on my tongue.
BEEP BEEP BEEP … “Backin’ up here, look out.” Put a damn sign on that thing.
Is she Renting or did she Buy Ke$ha’s Ass?
Why is he wearing her hulk pants?
“Uhh…hey uhhh….they’re taking your picture Liz, weren’t you sayin the other day you wished they would…?”
That’s not her . No way
I think she looks pretty amazing, actually. This is a much more aesthetically pleasing body to me than most of the women who are posted in bikinis and fawned over.
I would still do her.
I’d hit it.
Gravity is a motherfucker.
It’s not that women have a harsher expiration date…it’s that we’re held to higher standards. I think she looks good.
She looks good, the photos were taken at very unflattering angels. They probably took 100’s of photos and these are the most awkward. The guy looks like a dork that’s trying to be hip… buy a swimsuit…
Any man here who is ragging on her, this is what all your “Goddesses” look like before Photoshop.
Women have cellulite (some more than others), stretch marks, and other imperfections.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it is time to grow up.
Amen!
Men realize this… It’s women who think they need to be a 90 pound anorexic girl.
Read most post on the site:
guys: Id fuck that
girls: ehh she is a whale, she needs to go to the gym blah blahb blah
I disagree. Most men her point out how grossed out they are by cellulite. Women comment on size.