Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini

June 24th, 2011 // 126 Comments

You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley in Hawaii yesterday reminding us that it’s been 16 years since Showgirls and God puts a harsher expiration date on women because one broke his heart. I don’t know how else you process these photos.

Adding… Maybe those caffeine pills during the Hot Sundae days weren’t such a bad idea.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Not First
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    Holy head to small for body Batman!

  2. Chinny

    Hey, Elizabeth, why the long ass?

  3. FishBone

    “I’m so excited!!!! I’m so excited!!!!…I’m…soo…scared!”

  4. Yes

    Yes, I would.

  5. Gigs
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    Wow, that is just sad. First.

  6. six rough degrees to Lacey Swhimmer

    Thats not Bruce Banner?

  7. Ben Whofleck
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    What? No Showgirls pictures for reference?

  8. SteveG

    Bizarro indeed.

  9. Cock Dr

    It’s the husband I’d like to see in skimpy beach attire.
    Betty’s put on a few. It’s not bad.

  10. It had to be said

    Look, after Showgirls I pretty much have to see an x-ray of her to see something I have not seen before.

  11. obz

    i was gunna say i’d hit that, then i saw the ass. now id hit it with a bat

  12. oneone

    not bad at all. chick looks good

  13. Josephus

    Looks like she gets her fiber from chewing on dudes’ shorts.

  14. other than the pancake ass, not too bad.

  15. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Miss Moppet
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m vastly amused by anyone who knows the words to the theme song from Saved By the Bell but seriously? She looks lovely. There is nothing wrong with her body at all. I don’t get this body hatred. If I had to choose between seeing a body like this and seeing Megan Fox with her emaciated middle and her bolt-on fakers, I’d choose this.

    • Daaaaaang

      I totally agree. She looks so hot. Shit, people age… I WISH I looked like that in a bikini. I run 25 miles a week, do pilates 3 days a week and I don’t even look close to that.

  16. Commented on this photo:

    she almost got away with peeing in the ocean, had it not been for that damn photographer and his telephoto lens

  17. Drundel

    Jesse needs more gym, less buffet.

  18. PtC

    She’s always had a weird wide/flat ass, even in showgirls, it was just a younger wide/flat ass.

    • Dig It

      Yeah it was always a little wonky but it seemed to work for her. Maybe because she’s so tall. I’d still love to get up in those guts.

  19. Emmy

    I think she looks great.

  20. the captain

    in bikini?

    • Just a Guy

      Captain you have been demoted and transfer to the Coast Guard for bad judgement.
      She should wear a Bikini everyday.
      She should never stop wearing Bikinis, Minis, Nothing :-)’

  21. Dude, it was caffeine pills.

  22. Is that guy with her a Super Hobo or did he just wash up on shore?

  23. When she found him, was he screaming “Willlllssoooooon!!”???????

  24. cc

    Just just shows how capricious Hollywood can be. Some dolts make shitty movie after shitty movie. Berkley made one really bad movie and seems to have almost been blackballed as a result, even though her later, more obscure work was generally considered to be pretty good. And, as an added bonus, she’s actually pretty well educated.

    Conclusion? Like Wild Bill Munny said “Deserves ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.”

  25. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Where once there were wonderful curves we now find strange angles and straight lines…. Her ass/leg combo here is just weird… ACK.

  26. Random Lurker

    Bizarro shirt is boss.

  27. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s feeding her Lisa Turtle.

  28. That’s his “Incredible Hulk Just Changed Back to Bruce Banner” outfit…and her “I Used To Be Hot But Now I’m Just Lumpy” one.

  29. Bam

    Not a good swimsuit choice but overall not terrible for some 40 something broad in a bunch of candids.

  30. Twizlah

    I don’t feel sorry for her because of the flat ass, I feel sorry for her because dude saw those pre-torn shorts at Buckle or AE or wherever the fuck he found them, and thought they were a good fashion purchase.

  31. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    For 38 she’s not that horrible. She looks OK. For all the haters, wait until you see the either side of 35 or 45. Tell me how hot you look then.

  32. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She is sexy.

  33. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    r dey takin our pitcher?

  34. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    come on baby. lets get outta here. dey takin our pitcher.

  35. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    ya, is see u teken our pitcher…

  36. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey she’s dating Bizarro Superman.

  37. Jules
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    what the hell is wrong with all of you? She looks great still. picking at her crotch however is unflattering….

  38. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    If I were him. I’d get a divorce ASAP.

  39. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hover over that bung all night and let her fart on my tongue.

  40. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    Is she Renting or did she Buy Ke$ha’s Ass?

  41. peter pantsless

    Why is he wearing her hulk pants?

  42. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uhh…hey uhhh….they’re taking your picture Liz, weren’t you sayin the other day you wished they would…?”

  43. See Alice

    That’s not her . No way

  44. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks pretty amazing, actually. This is a much more aesthetically pleasing body to me than most of the women who are posted in bikinis and fawned over.

  45. Commented on this photo:

    I would still do her.

  46. Pippy Longcockings

    I’d hit it.

  47. General Disarray

    Gravity is a motherfucker.

  48. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not that women have a harsher expiration date…it’s that we’re held to higher standards. I think she looks good.

  49. Elizabeth Berkley Bikini
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    She looks good, the photos were taken at very unflattering angels. They probably took 100’s of photos and these are the most awkward. The guy looks like a dork that’s trying to be hip… buy a swimsuit…

  50. Clarence Beeks

    Any man here who is ragging on her, this is what all your “Goddesses” look like before Photoshop.

    Women have cellulite (some more than others), stretch marks, and other imperfections.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but it is time to grow up.

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