Eliza Dushku poses for FHM

July 29th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Because it’s Hump Day, here’s Eliza Dushku posing for the September issue of FHM. And for the record, that was not an endorsement to get freaky with your computer. Unless you plan on marrying it.

Photos: FHM
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  1. First Time

    Not too special

  2. My Penis

    Jeeeezus, foist

  3. She makes me fart.

  4. Laura

    BORING. YAWN

  5. Eliza Dushku of? im not googling anything….

  6. Skeeter

    Who. Freaking. Cares.

    She looks so manly.

  7. Lemme ask you a question. Do you ever feel comfortable reading an FHM magazine in a Greyhound bus? Jesus, WTF man?!
    FHM is sorta like an over the counter drug which you know doesn’t have a kick to it but you decided to take it anyway and feel bad for taking it the next day. What a shame. F’uck you FHM for the worthless cums I have had while watching silhouette nipples of Carmen Electra and Joan Rivers.

  8. Dee

    Who. Freaking. Cares.

    She is so manly.

  9. Lola

    Of “Bring It On” fame.

  10. Willie Dixon

    If you hover over her name for the ad, a birth control ad/information pops up. Odd.

  11. Dr Truth

    She’s a good looking girl but I’ve seen better actors in my kid’s Christmas pageant.

  12. now i got to google bring it on? 2much work…

  13. Charles Few

    Idiots at FHM shaved off her curves. Frakking commies.

  14. next

    aaaannnnd…. who cares? More Katy Perry boobs, please.

  15. stupidass

    this girl is super cute. all of you fakers would get a boner just washing her car. don’t front

  16. As I type with 1 hand I must say she looks pretty good from here!

  17. Kelley

    I believe those tits are real !!! Wow. How odd.

  18. Uhhnoass

    Ughh she has no ass. What good is that?

  19. James

    You’re either gay, black or jealous if you don’t think this chick is attractive.

  20. Danklin24

    Seriously, if you don’t know who Eliza Dushku is then you probably shouldn’t be here. Everyone should know who she is.

    Totally kidding, I just know her from jay and silent bob and her shitty show Dollhouse.

  21. Danklin24

    Seriously, if you don’t know who Eliza Dushku is then you probably shouldn’t be here. Everyone should know who she is.

    Totally kidding, I just know her from jay and silent bob and her shitty show Dollhouse.

  22. Venom

    Always had a thing for her. It’s pretty obvious her career is on rapid decline ’cause lately she’s been peeling off her clothes like crazy (not complaining.)

    FHM shaved off her curves? No. Looks pretty accurate to me.

  23. She’s definitely hot, but everytime I see her I am reminded of the dog nose that she took uncomfortably to the crotch and it makes me giggle.

  24. Bert

    i’d eat her…………

  25. Re: James

    Re: You’re either gay, black or jealous if you don’t think this chick is attractive.

    What does being black have to do with not finding her attractive?

  26. kris

    Who is she? What does she do?

  27. Taz

    id pump her all day and night

  28. manadapanda

    I think she is really pretty. Cute dimples.
    I hear she is extremely nice and does a lot of charity.`

  29. manadapanda

    I think she is really pretty. Cute dimples.
    I hear she is extremely nice and does a lot of charity.`

  30. Dar

    Yeah, well, apparently all the commenters who slam Eliza are just so attractive and ripped themselves they have to fight off underwear models all day long.

    Personally, I’d be her love slave anyday!

  31. Mohammed

    She is freakin hot but they airbrushed the crap out of these photos. She has sexy curves but FHM is designed to be read by homosexual boys to they had to boy her up.

    God damn them.

  32. czar

    God… that is seriously only a face a mother could love.

  33. Laura

    IM NOT SAYING SHES UNATTRACTIVE, JUST BORING AS FUCK

  34. Rocky Mtn Weigh

    Very nice total package- However, she could be a bitch & that would nullify all!

  35. Jen

    25…

    Black people like fat uglies. Serena Williams and Biggie… They definitely don’t like slim hot chicks. Unless they have manly hair cuts that is. Rhianna and Kanye’s ex girlfriend. I’d say Beyonce is the exception but this goes back to liking uglies. Jay Z is hideous. How about scary spice? She looks like a dude with implants when she takes her shirt off.

  36. jack

    Isn’t she like the 3rd or 4th most attractive girl on her own show? Ouch… that’s gotta hurt…

  37. marie e.

    omg i have always thought of her as one of the most stunning women in Hollywood….i think she deserves much more credit than she gets. i think shes light years hotter than man faced Gisele or fat annoying Jessica Simpson.

  38. She’s like what in her 30s now? She must be really desperate to make some cash considering all the shows she makes get cancelled after the pilot episode.. But I’d still hitit and quit.

  39. devilsrain

    Something screams stuck up cunt with this one. And now we can add desperate

  40. Lilu

    What is the deal with this ugly woman? Just looking at her annoys me. She looks very different from when she first started also. Nose job?

  41. Average Dude

    Guy 1: I would put my penis in her vagina
    Guy 2: So you’re saying you would have sex with her?
    Guy 1: Yes, I find her attractive
    Guy 2: What do you like about her?
    Guy 1: She’s female, and I will have sex with absolutely any female

    And this conversation just keeps going ever since this site started.

  42. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    @38 Name one show she starred in that canceled after the pilot. As far as I know she has two successful series Tru Calling and Doll House that I liked. I admit doll house started a bit lame, but began to pick up as the season edged on.
    Also Tru Calling was great, I hate that it got canceled I was looking forward to season three. Lot’s of shows that were successful have gotten cancel and hers is not the first and won’t be the last.

  43. Mickey0123

    OMG, is she hot?!!

  44. yum

    i not only would but I WANT TO

  45. Upinya

    I would eat her ass,then drink her bath water.

  46. lola

    She is a very beautiful woman, but why does she have to take off her clothes for a magazine article? I have lost some respect for this woman

  47. shokroklove

    ugly sack of brunette trash.

  48. I CALL eliza A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    What happened to all of those moles she had on her face?

    Arnold’s daughter from True Lies, remember the moles?

  49. I CALL eliza A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    here’s who she is

    Wet (2009) (VG) (pre-production) (rumored) …. Rubi Malone
    Valediction (2010) (post-production) …. Renee
    Noah’s Ark: The New Beginning (2009) (post-production) (voice) …. Zalbeth

    Open Graves (2009) …. Erica
    “Dollhouse” …. Echo / … (14 episodes, 2009)
    – Echo-Unaired Pilot (2009) TV episode …. Echo
    – Epitaph One (2009) TV episode …. Echo
    – Omega (2009) TV episode …. Echo / Caroline
    – Briar Rose (2009) TV episode …. Echo
    – Haunted (2009) TV episode …. Echo
    (9 more)
    The Thacker Case (2008) …. Monica Wright
    Saints Row 2 (2008) (VG) (voice) …. Shaundi
    The Alphabet Killer (2008) …. Lt. Megan Paige
    Bottle Shock (2008) …. Joe
    Sex and Breakfast (2007) …. Renee
    … aka Sex & Breakfast (Australia)
    “Ugly Betty” …. Cameron Ashlock (1 episode, 2007)
    – Giving up the Ghost (2007) TV episode …. Cameron Ashlock
    Nobel Son (2007) …. City Hall
    On Broadway (2007) …. Lena Wilson
    Nurses (2007) (TV) …. Eve Morrow
    … aka Philidelphia General (USA: informal title)
    The Last Supper (2006) …. Waitress
    Ryû ga gotoku (2005) (VG) (voice: English version) …. Yumi
    … aka Yakuza (USA)
    “Tru Calling” …. Tru Davies (27 episodes, 2003-2005)
    – ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas… Again (2005) TV episode …. Tru Davies
    – Enough (2005) TV episode …. Tru Davies
    – The Last Good Day (2005) TV episode …. Tru Davies
    – In the Dark (2005) TV episode …. Tru Davies
    – Grace (2005) TV episode …. Tru Davies
    (22 more)
    “That ’70s Show” …. Sarah (1 episode, 2005)
    – It’s All Over Now (2005) TV episode …. Sarah
    The Kiss (2003) (V) …. Megan
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds (2003) (VG) (voice) …. Faith
    “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” …. Faith / … (20 episodes, 1998-2003)
    … aka “BtVS” (USA: promotional abbreviation)
    … aka “Buffy” (USA: short title)
    … aka “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer: The Series” (USA: long title)
    – Chosen (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – End of Days (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Touched (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Empty Places (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Dirty Girls (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    (15 more)
    Wrong Turn (2003/I) …. Jessie Burlingame
    … aka Wrong Turn (Germany)
    “Angel” …. Faith (6 episodes, 2000-2003)
    … aka “Angel: The Series” (USA: long title)
    – Orpheus (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Release (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Salvage (2003) TV episode …. Faith
    – Judgment (2000) TV episode …. Faith
    – Sanctuary (2000) TV episode …. Faith
    (1 more)
    “King of the Hill” …. Jordan Hilgren-Bronson (1 episode, 2002)
    – Get Your Freak Off (2002) TV episode (voice) …. Jordan Hilgren-Bronson
    City by the Sea (2002) …. Gina
    … aka The Suspect (Philippines: English title)
    The New Guy (2002) …. Danielle
    Soul Survivors (2001) …. Annabel
    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) …. Sissy
    Bring It On (2000) …. Missy Pantone

    Race the Sun (1996) …. Cindy Johnson
    Journey (1995) (TV) …. Cat
    Bye Bye Love (1995) …. Emma
    True Lies (1994) …. Dana Tasker
    Fishing with George (1994)
    This Boy’s Life (1993) …. Pearl
    That Night (1992) …. Alice Bloom
    … aka One Hot Summer

  50. alinka

    Nothing special about her… Very ordinary…

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