Elisha Cuthbert’s last day in a bikini (Promised myself I wouldn’t cry…)

May 9th, 2008 // 70 Comments

These are the last shots of Elisha Cuthbert’s Hawaiian getaway with her hockey player boyfriend Puck Puckerton. I was getting used to enjoying Elisha in a bikini at the end of every day. It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Aurora Borealis. Or, no, wait, that’s bush league. I got it: A really awesome chicken wing shaped like Abe Lincoln that you try to tip a stripper with. Swish! Count it! Northern Lights, you just got served.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. firssst

    FIRSTTTT

  2. Nick Hogan

    I like the other photoshoot better.

    NSFW: http://sublimedirectory.com/00/ec.jpg

  3. RandyM

    What a cutie pie!!!!

  4. Come-Honor-Face

    holy crap a blonde w/ a good body in a bikini at a beach, never seen that before

  5. jesse

    deliciousness

  6. mike

    Dion Phaneuf doo doo da doo doo
    Dion Paneuf doo doo doo doo

    Dion Phaneuf doo doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

    any Canadian hockey fans ever hear The Score sing the Dion Phaneuf song based on this classic?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=4XZK3V7oLPY

    (it appears ms. cuthbert is dating Dion Phaneuf, thats what i was getting at)

    (that man can throw some body check)

  7. I think she’s really cute in these pics and (well except the bleach job) so the only thing I’m jealous of is the fact that I’M NOT THERE!!!!! I’m so fucking sick of the fucking weather here and being cold in fucking MAY, I have a big new pool I want to put it up and USE it before fucking CHRISTMAS!!

    I need to move

  8. mimi

    Go back to bed.

  9. stephanie

    I am in love with that bikini.

  10. Author: Wrong boyfriend

    It’s Dion something or other, not the idiot you mentioned. You fucking suck, you faggot.

  11. WI

    did anyone else notice the diamond trinket that she’s been wearing the past couple days (that was not hangin’ around her neck in the first day’s pics) ?? i’m just figurin’ that maybe dion’s dippin into the 6mil he’s due to make next year, is all….

  12. ToTellTheTruth

    What’s so great about her? She looks short, fat, and a lil chunky.

  13. Kar

    She looks good, she could look better though, do some exercise so she gets toned, but what the heck, I don’t work out either! well, big difference, I am not an actress, that would get me in the gym, ha ha ha.

    #10 You can get that bikini at Victoria’s Secret. The porn photos aren’t real, good photoshop for the most part though.

  14. Kar

    She looks good, she could look better though, do some exercise so she gets toned, but what the heck, I don’t work out either! well, big difference, I am not an actress, that would get me in the gym, ha ha ha.

    #10 You can get that bikini at Victoria’s Secret.

    The porn photos aren’t real, good photoshop for the most part though.

  15. Pussy Monster

    What’s so great about her? She looks short, fat, and a lil chunky.

  16. DonTheMine

    Call me crazy, but I don’t think she’s hot at all. Short, butterface, smallish boobs, and a total hockey ho. Meh in my book.

  17. gotmilk?

    if he’s due to make 6 million & all he got her was some generic circle pendant from Zales, that’s kinda sad, is all…

  18. Danny

    The white nail polish looks shiteous, but the rest of her is rockin’.
    Great hips!

  19. Homosexual Man Stalker with Roofies

    I think she is disgusting and fat, like all women. They make me sick. I don’t understand how men can stand being with these smelly creatures. They bleed and stink and only cause grief. I am sorry I had a few drinks and am getting ready to go out…and look for a man!

  20. danni

    Ok either that guy is 8 feet tall or she is a midget. Or both are true.

  21. Kar

    She isn’t fat, she’s not in the greatest shape, but she isn’t fat either. She has an average healthy weight and shape. Like I said before, she could improve by getting toned, but that’s about it.

    I don’t think she’s stunningly hot, but she isn’t ugly either, she’s just an average cute girl, that’s all. I do love the way she looks when photoshopped, those minor (or major) tweaks go a long way.

  22. Thin Canadian Chick

    hahaha a girl that thin being “average” by American standards? hahahahahaha

  23. Chinooks 1/2 Innuit

    Most Canadian women are known for being thick boned and hairy and I have done my share of them (out of desperation while working in the frozen waste lands of that French Hell Hole) and let me tell you. Between that fat hairy legs and the crotch odor it really wasn’t worth it. What is up with you fucks?

  24. Thin Canadian Chick

    Couldn’t tell you a thing about French Canadian women. Maybe the ones who live in frozen wastelands need the extra hair to keep warm? Good for you for keeping your high standards though.

  25. beanie

    I love that bikini. Anyone know where I can get it?

  26. Riss

    If she’s dating someone so rich, maybe he should buy her a bathing suit that’s not from victoria’s secret. I saw this bathing suit on every girl on spring break.

  27. Courtney

    does anyone know where that bathing suit is from? cause i love love it!

  28. Hey — that’s me!

  29. Odor@odor.com

    In my experience, all girls with who love French cuisine and culture seem to smell a little to a lot more than non Francophiles. Go figure. They are stinky.

  30. Ted from LA

    I’m sorry, but if 99% of you saw this women get out of the water on the Jersey Shore, you would not even turn your head. Who in the hell is she and why is she “famous”? Please don’t answer this question. I really couldn’t give a shit less.

  31. Mike

    I feel sorry for whoever gets stuck with this woman. She’s like a blonde Jessica Alba, you can just tell she’s an unhappy bitch waiting to turn sour.

    Thought-bubble above her head in the main pic: “Hm, I thought it never would, but getting boned by hockey players is getting old. Come to think of it, so am I. Maybe I’d better trick this one into knocking me up. He’s not as good-looking as the last but he’s probably better-looking than the next, considering that I can feel myself about to bloat up. Besides, he has a big schlong and a good salary, he’s nice and docile, and I have him completely whipped.”

    My man Dion, you just got trapped by a black-widow spider. Prepare to find out how useless your testosterone is compared to the wiles of an actress!

  32. Jocco

    It looks like a pedophile picking up a little girl at the beach. Is that in Thailand?

  33. Coming out this Thanksgiving to a family near you

    Men who sneak the word “wiles” into a sentence are gay

  34. bosendorfer

    didn’t we go through this two or three times earlier this week?

    slightly above average, closing in on a sharp downturn and at an early age. come on, no more of this bleach-blonde chubby canadian. thanks.

  35. Looks like a poster for “Land Of The Lost”.

  36. Lindsays

    Elisha looks so hot in a bikini.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”AffluentBachelors.com”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  37. cock

    You’d have to be a special kind of idiot to see a fat chick there.

  38. Racer X

    The circle is complete.

    /thanks Fish!

  39. Sebastian

    Seriously? This shit isn’t even hot. It’s like pictures of a semi-hot chick from high school at the beach.

  40. Teryn

    she’s absolutely gorgeous.
    If thats not a nice body, then tell me what is..

  41. Schmuck

    Mmm… nice link in post 2…

  42. Lucy

    Holy shit – look at that face in pic 3! Come on, Elisha-lovers.

  43. Taste Tester

    The carpet does not match the drapes… bummer

  44. Prof

    She doesn’t look like a fitness model or anything, but she looks damn hot to me. She def has the girl next door (I wish she did live next door) quality, but she probably will have a slight weight issue in the future if she’s not careful. Anyway I would take her over Mischa Barton!

  45. nutsonyochin

    it’s funny that most of the guys complaining about her look are either single cuz no women would touch them or there girlfriend or wife is weel past her prime and looks like rosie O’Donnel

  46. It’s a real shame to her, her boy-friend takes the “CREDITS” for this lovely looking lady!!

  47. Ted from LA

    Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers on board.

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