Elisha Cuthbert’s ex suspended from hockey for calling her ‘sloppy seconds’

December 3rd, 2008 // 93 Comments

Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly referring to Elisha Cuthbert as “sloppy seconds.” She’s currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. While talking to reporters yesterday, Sean made the following off-hand remarks, according to Us Magazine:

“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”
After the National Hockey League suspended him for “inappropriate public comments,” Avery — who served as an intern at Vogue this past year — now has to meet with Commissioner Gary Bettman, who will determine any additional penalty.
“I completely support the league’s decision to suspend Sean Avery,” Stars owner Tom Hicks said in a statement. “Had the league not have suspended him, the Dallas Stars would have. This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so.”

So, apparently hockey is a gentleman’s sport now? Huh. I must be confused by all the punching and knocking out of teeth. Interesting. If that’s the case, why not make the players wear tuxes and top hats? You know, keep things classy. Then, if your teammate makes unsavory comments about a former lover, you can slap them in the face with your gloves and demand satisfaction. Which is also why everybody gets a pistol. Hear, hear!

Thanks to Ryan who’s been known to seduce a young lady or two with the simple twist of his monocle.

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  1. Camel

    He’s with the DALLAS STARS, Dion Phaneuf is with the CALGARY FLAMES. You fucking douchenozzle. Nice research.

  2. soup

    first!!!

  3. WTF

    @1

    Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly referring to Elisha Cuthbert as “sloppy seconds.” She’s currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Stars.

    Nice reading, you fucking douchenozzle.

  4. Christy

    I was going to comment about the “Calgary Stars” mix up…but I was gonna be a lot fucking nicer than Camel…

  5. MiCheDa

    Sean needs to take a lesson from Sergia Federov… be a gentlemen and move on, there are plenty pucks on the ice.

  6. Que

    Que dang. She doesnt look as bueno as the chiquita next door film. :(

  7. jEnsmo

    I would take her as sloppy millionth!!! Gorgeous!!!!!

  8. dude

    Is that her pubes hanging out in pic 3?? Oops how unclassy of me :(

  9. Deacon Jones

    rerr…She’s starting to look a little puffy.

    BiTcH beTTa GEt on Da tReaDMill ! (snaps fingers, horizontal arm movements)

  10. kingofbeer

    I knew Avery would get thrown out of the NHL sooner or later, the guy is the most annoying player ever. Seems to be a spazz to.

    And yes, Hockey is a Gentleman’s Sport. Ever see a coach not wearing a suit at a game? Off the ice players are expected to be classy. On the ice, satisfaction will be demanded in the form of fisticuffs.

  11. omg

    @9 you stole the words right out of my mouth. “puffy” is exactly how i would describe her. maybe she’s retaining water.

  12. what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club !!!.sugarbaby date . c o m.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there!

  13. jojo

    wow did she gain weight or what???????

  14. havoc

    Sloppy seconds!

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

    .

  15. toolboy

    Eddie Shore?!?! Old Time Hockey!??! Get off the high horse NHL, fighting in NBA, MLB, MLS or NFL will get you ejected and suspended, but you decide to smack balls because a player dissed his ex publicly?? Wow. And do you have proof the she ISN’T “Sloppy Seconds”?? Oh wait, hockey is the sport I don’t care about.

  16. combustion8

    suspended for saying “sloppy seconds”? fucking pussies.

  17. FootLicker

    She started out as a foot model. And for that I will be forever grateful. Her feet are among the sexiest on the planet!

  18. Is this the same mind set, if our youth see breast on tv theyll be corrupted? but endless violence is A-ok!!!

  19. “Sloppy” is accurate. Were they offended by the “seconds” comment? She was hot for about 5 minutes.

  20. poon tang

    yeah she’s getting chunky

  21. Ted Mosby

    Sloppy Seconds with her tastes alot like maple syrup.

  22. Balls McCoy

    League does too much to protect a pissant like Avery on-ice, his role is to instigate, injure (goaltenders) and draw penalties while never dropping the gloves. He usually spends the pre-game warm-ups getting into players heads, a couple of more notable incidents were when he called Calgary’s Jerome Iginla a nigger, and made fun of Toronto’s Jason Blake because Blake had been diagnosed with Leukemia, yet every time the players filed a grievance, Avery denied it, got off scott-free. The only punishment he’s really recieved was during the playoffs last season when he was deliberatley talking shit and interfering with the Devils goalie Marty Brodeur, who had been injured by Avery a year or two earlier. Avery crashes the nets, he goes in knees up to hit a goaltender in the head, Rick DiPietro of my Islanders got a concussion thanks to this guy.

    The NHL discipline czar Colin Campbell always gave Avery a million chances, but enough is enough. Avery finally bit off more than he could get away with probably felt he had impunity and could say whatever he wanted but got caught being the foul piece of shit that he is.

    I’m sure this will be a slap on the wrist but it’s about time the NHL really starts nailing this guy and hopefully the refs will back off when Avery starts getting smacked up for being soiling the league’s reputation both as having some of the most gentlemanly athletes in pro-sports but also making the league look biased in it’s rules that protect a small instigator like him who turtles and looks for the zebra stripes to save him from getting a beat down.

  23. Balls McCoy

    And any of you morons who think hockey is all about fighting, you don’t know shit. Fighting in hockey is a necessary deterrent from allowing two players spear, stick or slash each other with the sticks. Fighting in hockey is also a necessary deterrent to keep bigger players or dumb lumoxes from taking runs at smaller or more talented players. A one-on-one fight in hockey is far less dangerous than any of those examples. Trouble is the NHL feeling pressure from liberal pussies who never understood the complexity of the game pushed the powers that be in the league to create rules that try to discourage fighting with unfair instigator and third man in rules and the result has been more cheap shots, elbows, boarding calls (checking from behind), smack talk and tactics by a guy like Avery to draw penalties knowing as long as he doesn’t drop the gloves he’ll get off without being penalized in the game.

  24. Karma

    1) I agree with #22
    2) Its one thing to say/do things to get into another player’s head by commenting on his playing, team etc. Its a completely different matter to comment about a player’s family life/personal issues, regardless of your dating history. Avery should learn to keep it on the ice, maybe he’d actually be a hockey player then. Working at Vogue is making him a catty bitch.

  25. Karma

    1) I agree with #22
    2) Its one thing to say/do things to get into another player’s head by commenting on his playing, team etc. Its a completely different matter to comment about a player’s family life/personal issues, regardless of your dating history. Avery should learn to keep it on the ice, maybe he’d actually be a hockey player then. Working at Vogue is making him a catty bitch.

  26. wordtoyourmoms

    doesn’t he know that Jack Bauer has killed people for less. you don’t talk smack about his daughter.

  27. Stephanie

    Where does “Fish” get their information..so i can go to THAT site. Wait. I looked her up on Wikipedia and found basically this whole article except the drivel at the very end of the Superficial post. How old is this?? I want UP TO DATE information! God i hope you have a 2nd job.

  28. Bickus Dickus

    I’d like to make Elisha Cuthbert my official dick warmer. I’ll have my cock up her ass or pussy, strap her in, and walk around with her hanging suspended spread eagle in front of me. She can keep my cock warm all winter. Plus she could open doors for me since she’ll be extended out that way anyhow. Then she can also steer when we drive places and still keep my dick warm.

  29. Lee

    #27-Stephanie, the game was just last night…December 2nd…how quickly do you expect posts to be done? Just curious, if you’re the kind of person that lives on their computer and needs information about people you don’t even know every 30 seconds……yeah….I see.

  30. Brian

    Did she get a lot less hot. I don’t think I care any more.

  31. O.J. Simpson

    No one watches/cares about hockey.

  32. CaptainMorgan

    This douche bag WENT OUT OF HIS WAY to get a reporters attention AND THEN spewed his statement. Very classy. THAT is why he’s suspended.

    BTW basketball is for pussies (they slap eachother), football is for fatties and baseball is for fags. Hockey is for real men.

  33. CaptainMorgan

    Oh, I forgot — I’d never go soft with that around. Could be uncomfortable / awkward when out in public together (I’d be poking people and tripping them).

  34. RMC

    everyone in Calgary is guessing she’s prego…hence the fat face and fat woman clothing. Apparentlly she’s laid off on the coke too

  35. Fernanado Narcos

    #32-Any time a guy declares his sport is for “real men’,I suspect his also fond of saying he’s a “real man’s man”,which we all know is code for Republican,in-the-closet weenie enthusiast.

  36. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I used to care about her, but now she’s fat and dumpy…. like Drew Barrymore. Avery is a useless talentless pussy, I wish guys like Bob Probert and Tony Twist were still in the game to “straighten that little prick out”.

  37. JaidenPaidIn

    Okay so after reading #22′s comments it sounds like this guy is a real DICK-Hole.

    HOWEVER….Calling a girl “sloppy-seconds” on the BIG STAGE…..IS AWESOME!!!!!!

    C’mon guys…..gotta admit that’s we’d all love to do that to an ex!!!!

    Never thought I’d here SLOPPY SECONDS on ESPN

  38. You call in hockey, I call it soccer on ice… the Icecapades: Soccer Special if you will.

  39. crusher

    It wasn’t an off-hand remark. The dude went up to reporters, asked if there was a camera, and said the things he said as deliberately and calculated as could be possible.

  40. Trav

    Anyone else find it funny ironic that a story/picture about sloppy seconds is in front of all the recycle recycle recycle signs? Great shot.

  41. kiki

    Her legs look like stout little tree trunks.

  42. ew

    he should be totally ashamed he went out with her sloppy ass in the first place…she is a plain-old, run of the mill ho.

    she looks straight out of a trailer park. actually, in these photos, she looks like a trailer park stripper on her way to interview to be a receptionist at a dentist’s office at strip mall. movin’ up in the world!

  43. Peter North

    she needs some of my jizz in her hair

  44. Danklin24

    Have you seen Elisha Cuthbert??? She’s anything but sloppy. HOT!

  45. Kahlee

    Good for the NHL. What a classless douchebag. Who does he think he is? Is he her sloppy seconds????

  46. pete

    She looks like every other slut suburbanite from Calgary.
    Boooring.

  47. DT

    Is that Kirstie Allie?

  48. I think it is Kirstie Alley after binging on krispy kreme and revlon bleach.

    DrunkenTech says NOT HOT. Sloppy seconds with a nosediving career (well, I think it’s already hit ground and proceeded towards the Earth’s mantle)

  49. Adam

    A hockey player working at Vogue . . . yea I see the connection.

  50. Jimmy Jim

    She is sloppy seconds, its FACT that she is a hockey player whore. These other players threw the gauntlet by dating girls that were involved with Avery. Avery is just callin it like he sees it lets be honest here.

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