Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He’s Not Me. As I’ve learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she’s ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Because I’m pretty sure she deserves one, if not two. In fact, because I’m a patriot, I’d be willing to pin them on her chest. It’d be a laborious task, without question, but one I’d treat with honor and respect because dammit, do I love them stars and stripes. And, also, boobs. Don’t forget boobs.
Photos: Splash News
Jean Baptiste | May 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm
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hot! sizzling!
Taja | May 8, 2008 at 6:47 pm
she is SO hot.
fchbv | May 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm
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mimi | May 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Praying for Amy!
GO BRITNEY!
stevey | May 8, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Thats deon phaneuf from the calgary flames of the NHL
Randal | May 8, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Talk about a looker who takes care of herself instead of stuffing her face with fast food while driving a pickup truck on her way to see some crazy preacher.
Elisha looks so much better now that we know she’s a Canadian instead of an American.
Randal
ganemede | May 8, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Uhh, is that guy Tahmoh Penikett from Battlestar Galactica?
kazanski | May 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Takes Care of Herself??? Look at the back of her legs! unless she has been taking slap shots to the back of the leg that is what we call in america a mess. I would rather look and a hot chick I have never heard of than some chick with the legs of hillary clinton.
Steph | May 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Playing hockey/living in Calgary sure does make you pastey…
She sure is the puck-bunny isn’t she?
bliss | May 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
OMG i have that bathing suit too! its from victoria’s secret!
monkeyfightclub | May 8, 2008 at 7:03 pm
she’s had a rough 1-2 weeks it seems.
Chris | May 8, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Heaven? Did anyone see the cellulite on her ass?
hmm | May 8, 2008 at 7:06 pm
apart from not knowing who the hell she is, i dont think she’s actually that hot. breast are medium-small, she’s not fat but not toned at all and it’s probably a gift from up above she’s wearing those big sun glasses.. maybe mr. superficial’s eyes just haven’t recovered from all that recent winehouse business yet?
Racer X | May 8, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Again, I’ll be in my masturbatorium.
/that is all
xxxxx | May 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm
FLAMES SUCK
Miss her on 24 | May 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm
People who complain about the slightest imperfections apparently believe that the pictures they see in skin mags and Maxim are not re-touched. Idiots.
Elisha is delicious. Pure femaley goodness.
And I bet she would be a fantastic lay, unlike that stuck up and overrated Jessica Alba.
Flavio | May 8, 2008 at 7:22 pm
very hot, sure, but no Kate Hudson
argus | May 8, 2008 at 7:28 pm
“Uhh, is that guy Tahmoh Penikett from Battlestar Galactica?”
There’s a guy in the pictures?
me | May 8, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Damn that running shot….her body is so lean. I would like to cut a piece of tenderloin of that body and sizzle it up.
Triflin | May 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm
That tummy is DEFINITELY worth writing back home about….
…and worth leaving a warm puddle of liquid pearl on it as well. YUM
Sasha | May 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm
She’s become a butterface. I have a friend who looks just like her.
And that bathing suit is on sale at Victoria’s Secret right now, if anyone cares.
Handcock | May 8, 2008 at 7:52 pm
definitely a butterface, but like many girls shes pretty with make upp. shes still so damn bangin’
Porker | May 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm
She has a pork face. So overrated.
Also, way to date someone three times her body mass! Since she is still breathing, I’m assuming she is always on top.
eyes motherfucker | May 8, 2008 at 8:04 pm
what **BOOBS** are u fukcing talking about? Notice the difference between the bikini tops? One pair has padding giving the illusion, the other doesn’t AND revealing those shapely but not really above-the-ave size breasts.
Anyone | May 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Anyone not recognizing this is a gorgeous, young blonde is a self loathing hetero.
bosendorfer | May 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm
fundamentally attractive figure albeit seemingly dwarf-like; weight will be an issue for this young lady who’s only 25; hair looks unnatural; looks a BIT like emile hirsch in drag — just horrified myself. i did enjoy her perkiness from previous bikini shots.
rwtrfgfs | May 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm
HOLY FUCK THAT IS DION!
I guess she’s a puck bunny
boosh | May 8, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Umm… don’t you mean “Guy I Hate Because I’m Not Him”? I’m sure you’d much rather be him than have him be you. If he’s you, you might then be… who knows?… perhaps a paparazzo getting hit on by Amy Winehouse. But if you’re him, who cares where he winds up? He might as well be you. What’s it matter to you? You’re him!
Mimi | May 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm
She’s ok, not that hot though, I’ve seen much htoter girls on every beach in he country. Decent body, nothing spectacular
nathan felicetti | May 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Dion Phaneuf is the ugliest person almost ever…..like come on go for something a little more in your league ms cuthbert…courtesy of mike ah young
ali | May 8, 2008 at 8:52 pm
it looks like andy warhol but with a women’s body in a bikini
Speedy Ed | May 8, 2008 at 8:56 pm
You know what I like about her? No pierced navel.
nadine | May 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm
not only is she canadian, but she’s from good ol’ montreal, and went to my friend’s school. it’s nice to know that a chick like that can be french canadian.
God | May 8, 2008 at 9:26 pm
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM BOOBIES! If that is not evidence for God I don’t know what is
Binky | May 8, 2008 at 9:29 pm
And in other news -
Not that I’ve seen the show – but I would like state to all women world-wide – on behalf of men everywhere –
Look – we’re not all as dumb as ‘Eric’.
I promise.
ph7 | May 8, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Saddlebags in a major way.
Hair that looks like straw.
Short.
Verdict: DO NOT WANT
kit | May 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm
What the hell are you talking aboot? Her legs are short and stumpy. And, she has hooker/porn star hair. Lay off the back bacon and syrup you Canadian cow.
kit | May 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm
What the hell are you talking aboot? Her legs are short fat and stumpy. And, she has hooker/porn star hair. Lay off the back bacon and syrup you Canadian cow.
Dan | May 8, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Not pictured: smoker’s breath. And the peroxide has got to go.
Complaints aside, *schwing*
TREE | May 8, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Dion Phaneuf! She’s such a puckbunny.
Rick | May 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Pudgy thighs, fallen ass (at such a young age! geez!). Sure, I’d hit it, but only because I’m a horndog, not because she’s any hotter than what you’d see on any beach this summer.
shanana | May 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm
The girl looks good to the Phfish because we and he are so used to looking at these anorexic or waffled bimbos you normally see on this site. I think she’s cute — hell, I used to look nearly that good. *sighs heavily*
Bobby | May 8, 2008 at 11:12 pm
What happened to this girl? I remember her being so hot, now she makes me worry that at 30 she is going to be the next Kirstie Alley.
Tool | May 8, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I don’t know dudes. In that second to last picture she kinds of looks like my grandpa.
vitobonespur | May 8, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I think she is a doll. No, she’s not perfect. But who the fuck is? Certainly not YOU!
kati | May 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm
EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH HAS SOME CELLULITE. it is physically unavoidable to be COMPLETELY cellulite free if you weigh over 100 lbs. it’s just a fact. so shut the hell up. she looks fabulous.
Da Man | May 9, 2008 at 12:05 am
Who is this chick? Never heard of her. How about instead of presuming we all know what she does use a qualifier and call her “actress Elisha Cuthbert ” or “singer Elisha Cuthbert” or “high priced callgirl Elisha Cuthbert” or whatever the hell she does. She’s got ass flaps BTW.
PS: But Da Man would hit it two times it’s time to step up to this!
Spazz | May 9, 2008 at 12:06 am
She looks great. It’s funny reading all the drivel from you pre-teens who have never been with a women not in a magazine. This is what real women look like in real life.
dude | May 9, 2008 at 12:13 am
lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock
John | May 9, 2008 at 12:32 am
Those are great pictures and so many!!