Elisha Cuthbert starts the New Year in a bikini

Elisha Cuthbert decided to start her New Year in a bikini while hitting the beach in Miami yesterday. I may have said some mean things about Elisha in the past, but it’s 2008; time for a fresh start. If Elisha’s willing to meet me halfway by wearing a bikini, I’m willing to ogle her and think sexy thoughts. I suggested a similar approach to bring peace to the Middle East, but apparently those fat cats in Washington don’t accept proposals written in crayon on a Denny’s placemat. I hate politics.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily.com