Elisha Cuthbert should never wear red lipstick – ever

November 6th, 2007 // 75 Comments
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Elisha Cuthbert was spotted at Hyde last night in Los Angeles. What the hell happened to her? Didn’t she used to be hot? She almost looks like Courtney Love. And yeah, I know that’s harsh, but if you made Elisha Cuthbert go on a four day heroin binge, kept her from bathing, and then hit her with a car, she’d basically be Courtney Love’s clone. Maybe a tad less beat-up. And more fragrant. And did I mention smarter? Like Einstein smarter.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

  1. doc

    Is she supposed to not look good here? Other than the fact that she looks a little whorish, she looks like her normal hot self…

  2. crbn

    god this site is fkn awful.

  3. Shazam

    She looks hot dude. What are you smoking? Who in the heck would walk buy her and not think she’s hot? Would you not pull out the prince if she got on her knees?

    -your mom

  4. rob zoomby

    If she asks real nice I might give her a shot

  5. sandanista

    WTF? Totally hot. She looks like anne magle – and that can only be a good thing

  6. Screaming Meat Nugget

    My penis and I thinks she looks damn hot in those photos!! What has Mr. Superficial been smoking?

    Plus…you’ve got to love the red lipstick. Nothing screams “I love to give head” than a woman with red lipstick.

  7. zzz

    Looks VERY fuckable to me.

  8. Lexoka

    The lipstick wasn’t her best idea ever, but she still looks amazing.

  9. A

    she looks terrrible

  10. looks good

    other than her hair, i think she looks even hotter than usual.
    i dont see any problems

  11. That lipstick will make a great ring around my cock.

  12. abdomtv

    What’s wrong with you superficial ??
    she’s damn good on those pictures..
    so hot!!!!!!!

  13. SillyBilly

    Why does it matter whether she is Canadian? She looks good and her nationality has nothing to do with it. The remarks about her being no talent Canadian whore, are just as good as something I heard recently- all Canadians have bad teeth because they don’t have fluoride in the water. Silly Billy’s all of ya!

  14. John

    Bar haircut, Bad Make-up. Beautiful girl.

  15. mafme

    I’m sorry, what am I supposed to be disgusted by here?

  16. BunnyButt

    Her makeup looks fine … or would if she was glammed up and wearing formal eveningwear, like a slinky black dress and stiletto heel sandals. Completely wrong for casual wear.

  17. Superevil

    Fish, I’m revoking your Man card. Turn in your testicles immediately.

  18. CleanUpHere

    Fish you are talking crazy. That lipstick is not that bad. If it bothers you that bad then she can wipe it off on my dick. If she has happy eyes while blowing then I’m ready for marriage.

  19. She looks pretty to me.

  20. xman

    she is hotttttt

  21. LC

    She’s gorgeous. If that’s your idea of looking bad, I worry.

  22. LH

    Yeah I agree with everyone on here. I was waiting for that image to load thinking “yipee, haggard-celeb-on-junk- time” but I gotta say, she looks totally fine, good even. Slow news day?

  23. elva

    nice girl, i like her clothes which makes her normal but natural. but her profile on sugarcupid.com is very good, there are many photo of her. she looks sexier when she wears dress . i like her.

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  25. eric

    Not sure what you’re talking about dude. Her luscious tongue licking those red lips and that nice rack gave me an erection in about 5 seconds–I’d gladly bang her like a screen door. Elisha is so hot she could skip a week of showers and I’d still bang her with my nose planted in her arm pit, as long as I could stare into those cute eyes when I shot my load.

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