Elisha Cuthbert was spotted at Hyde last night in Los Angeles. What the hell happened to her? Didn’t she used to be hot? She almost looks like Courtney Love. And yeah, I know that’s harsh, but if you made Elisha Cuthbert go on a four day heroin binge, kept her from bathing, and then hit her with a car, she’d basically be Courtney Love’s clone. Maybe a tad less beat-up. And more fragrant. And did I mention smarter? Like Einstein smarter.
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MC | November 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
pshh she doesn’t look that bad..
Me | November 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
First
tati | November 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
OMG
Feckless | November 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
How many guys here would throw her out of bed because of that red lipstick?
RENEE Z... | November 6, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Oh come on, she’s still really pretty; not as sexy as she used to be, but still a really pretty girl. And the red lipstick doesn’t look the greatest, but it looks better on her than Christina Aguelira and her constant red lips. Courtney Love?! Come on now!!!
looks good to me | November 6, 2007 at 4:18 pm
actually i think she looks good.
Italian Stallion | November 6, 2007 at 4:27 pm
She can leave a red ring around my dick anyday………..
I know that doesn’t sound right but I was talking blowjob, nevermind……..
Sledman | November 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, she looks hot. I guess your just not a fan of Elisha.
Donkey Ass | November 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
You are retarded. She looks great. Post of picture of your dumbass looking self.
Hernia | November 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I think the red lipstick looks good, it’s her hair that is the problem. It looks like she forgot to brush it.
BigBoneDaddy | November 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Looks good to me.
With some nice DSLs.
juls | November 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm
mehh she doesn’t look that badd
PunkA | November 6, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I am no fan of bright red lipstick. She could look better for sure. But she still is poke worthy.
KC | November 6, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Honey! The gay retard got out and he’s posting to the Superficial again.
DA | November 6, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Those red lips would sure look good going up and down around my hard cock.
Riotboy | November 6, 2007 at 4:36 pm
That shade of lipstick doesn’t make her look bad at all, yo.
Clem | November 6, 2007 at 4:42 pm
She looks phookin luvly!
Jimbo | November 6, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I don’t see any problems with her. I am sure Mike would like to drink her douche water
Mike | November 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
She looks awesomely hot. I love red lips on a pale face.
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
That’s the color of my pussy lips when Jimbo’s done. He’s a little…rough…
Mike | November 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm
She looks more like Faith Hill than Courtney Love, if you have to compare to singers. And that’s not a bad thing at all.
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
#20, I was wondering where my cute little snuggly troll was. Hugs and kisses.
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Erica | November 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
She still looks gorgeous to me. To be fair I can’t even tell the difference.
Emmyem | November 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
She looks so pretty. What the Hell is the Superficial Imposter up to now?
He’s like the Hamburgler or something. Only….not.
She’s really pretty. And comparing her to COURTNEY LOVE? Something is terribly wrong here.
sportsdvl | November 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm
#2, you are even more lame than those idiots who call “first” because you weren’t even 1st when you did it. LOL – retard!
Jane | November 6, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I think she looks great.
Jimbo | November 6, 2007 at 4:50 pm
More like the color of her ripped up butthole
em | November 6, 2007 at 5:00 pm
post a picture of yourself, i want to see what you look like.
usbek | November 6, 2007 at 5:03 pm
And you would not like some of that red lipstick on your…………..?
Donna | November 6, 2007 at 5:11 pm
i think she looks beautiful
aja | November 6, 2007 at 5:16 pm
When did red lipstick become the devil? Besides…that’s ridiculous, she’s a beautiful girl…would need worse than red lipstick to look bad. seriously what a stupid and non-sensical post….MISSED AGAIN, SUPERFISH… FAIL
RandomUglyPoster | November 6, 2007 at 5:53 pm
#7 & #15 are sooo right, thats prime bj lipstick.
KamUK | November 6, 2007 at 5:56 pm
God you are short of material today! The girl looks very pretty, fine. Hasn’t Britney just eaten a baby? Hasn’t Victoria Beckham eaten a sammich? There must be better more shocking news than this.
scooby | November 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
i don’t know, she looks fine as ever to me. nice to see her all grown up.
BishOP | November 6, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Personal opinion, I think very few women can pull off that color lipstick honestly. With the total lack of skin pigmentation she just comes off looking like a cheap, no talent Canadian whore who likes being nailed in the bung while covered in Canadian maple syrup and bacon.
Dammit..
jacknasty | November 6, 2007 at 6:50 pm
she is so pretty, but she should lay off the bleach. way hotter in House of Wax
Ript1&0 | November 6, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Now SHE is beautiful!!! I love the lipstick!! Rock it girl!!
alwaysclassy | November 6, 2007 at 7:10 pm
You’re blind. She looks pretty much AMAZING! And just because someone wears red lipstick doesn’t mean that they resemble Courtney Love. If worn correctly and the right shade (aka Ms. Cuthbert) then it can be absolutely stunning. Actually this is the best I’ve seen her look in a while.. Gorgeous!
isitin | November 6, 2007 at 7:28 pm
She is Canadian, all Canadians are beautiful. And you know what, she is very beautiful.
Joe Fonebone | November 6, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Who does this site??!! We get a shed load of Amy Whinehoarse looking like a skank and only four of Elisha* looking unbelievably do-able with a write-up that says she looks awful. Whoever it is that does this site needs a white cane I swear…..
*First name terms there you’ll notice.
Reet | November 6, 2007 at 8:10 pm
She’s hot. I don’t know what you are talking about.
Rob | November 6, 2007 at 8:32 pm
damn brotha, yous gay…..gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, she’s one fine white woman i’d like to stick my ethic meat in….lipstick looks hot on her!
tonycatman | November 6, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Scrutinize the picture as I might, I struggle to think in what way she doesn’t look hot.
At a push, I think she could grow her eyebrows a bit, wear fewer clothes to show off that fine body. Dunno. She is still a 10.
LaDrones | November 6, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Her tits are bulbous.
JrsyGrl | November 6, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Are you kidding? She’s gorgeous.
gerard Vandenberg | November 6, 2007 at 9:22 pm
It’s a BIG mistake with alot of celebs. They simply want to look more “beautifull” than they realy are. I think they have the feeling that alot of make up is the answer to their “problem”. Well, let me tell you this: LESS IS MORE!!
AmeriCanadian | November 6, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I think she looks beautiful! Better than she usually looks, if you ask me. Her skin is gorgeous and glowing and no amount of makeup can make you look like you have good skin iffin ya don’t. She is wearing a lot of makeup but so what, I would, too.
Courtney Love?!?! What kind of GLUE are ya smoking, dude?
CaptainX | November 6, 2007 at 10:45 pm
She looks hot! I think you have a touch of the gay.
Ledward | November 6, 2007 at 11:14 pm
not that it’s really necessary at this point, but I’m gonna go ahead and concur with everybody else. For a second I looked at the ‘headlining’ picture and was like wtf, but then I looked at the other pictures and i think she looks gorgeous in the other pics! you guys just picked the one that happens to have some bad lighting or something. i mean, sure, she’s looked better, but she still looks fantastic. come on!
Dean | November 6, 2007 at 11:18 pm
I’m with the crowd on this one. Fish, I think you’re blending teams. Not switching, per se, just… blending…