Elisha Cuthbert is a tasty Valentine


In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d put up a picture of someone who never seems to look bad. The only bad thing you can say about her is she doesn’t appreciate romantic gestures. Like that time I got naked and hid in the back of her car with a dozen roses clenched in my teeth. She totally freaked out! And I was like “but look at the ribbons…” and kinda, you know, looked down so she could see where the ribbons were, and gave her a sexy wink. And then she freaked out even more. Maybe she wasn’t expecting to see that wax replica of her head sitting on my package, but come on. It’s romance, baby.