Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini

May 10th, 2010 // 248 Comments

Here’s Elisha Cuthbert in Mexico over the weekend and let’s not beat around the bush here, someone’s put on a little weight. I was hoping I wouldn’t have to address it because it’s a sensitive subject that can lead to unhealthy body issues, but my penis wants you to know he knows he needs to drop a few pounds. It’s been a rough few weeks for him personally, but he’s ready to get back in shape and appreciates your concern. Now stare at the dough girl.

EDIT: These are Frank Frazetta drawings aren’t they? Now I’m embarrassed.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. juaquin ingles

    50%! Good lord.

  2. Marcus

    Is she pissing out of her ass?

    She just needs to purge for about a week and suck on some cock but not swallow.

  3. She look little fat before few years she look hot in bikini.In this photo it look nice but not a big hot babe.

  4. richard

    I am not ashamed to say I’d hit that so hard those extra pounds would burn off her in no time.

    :D

  5. Jeff

    those look like my moms legs in the first pic, and shes almost 60! ick, and god cuthbert used to be so fuckin hot, like too hot

  6. Julie

    Who are you, Perez Hilton? I don’t know who this person is, but she looks like she’s a size 6 or 8 instead of a 2. Why don’t YOU pose in a swimsuit Mr. Superficial?

  7. wtf

    She’s in no way fat, but that hair is ridiculous.

  8. etc

    With a bmi of 22 and same body shape, i looked almost like that. So she has a bmi of probably 22,5 – 23 tops. Hardly overweight. But still. My bmi is just over 17 now and most people think that yes, i’m skinny, but not too skinny (except some guys, don’t care about them though, if they want fat, so be it). So, yeah, beauty is underweight nowadays. Deal with it. It’s stupid, sure, but it is real.

  9. Rick

    There are no absolutes for bodies, it’s all relative. She looks good relative to all the cows disguised as the current generation of American women. She looks bad compared to HERSELF only a few years ago.

  10. PDS

    I hope the women on this site are smart enough to ignore the misogynistic remarks of the male trolls who pollute this list. My guess is that these guys are insecure, self-hating momma’s boys who are intimidated and terrified of women in general and attractive women (who they know they will never have the chance to date or marry) in particular.

    The sad thing is that these males (or more accurately little boys) will spend most of the rest of their lives living with their parent(s), vomiting their impotent rage at others instead of directing it at the person they *really* hate: themselves.

  11. matt

    Sean Avery, a total asshole of a hockey player, got in a dig awhile back that fits perfectly here; he was referring to how Cuthbert had crawled over to another hockey player’s blumpkin-seat after he cut her loose after getting bored with splooging on her pudgy pasty face: “I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

    “Sloppy seconds” is the perfect description for her now.

  12. Pat

    Those are “Learn to Love Your Body!” thighs, not “Hot Young Actress” thighs. It cracks me up when neurotic ordinary girls project their “isssssues around body image” onto women who make a lot of money in professional modeling and acting. It’s like a guy saying JaMarcus Russell shouldn’t have been cut from the Raiders because his body is actually “normal” for his frame. No, he let himself go and now he’s too fat to be a top QB in the NFL. Likewise, producers will see these pictures and not be in a rush to cast Mooisha in any type of project that calls for showing some leg (not some ham hock), which is pretty much the only type of thing she’s done because she’s not a very good actress and she lost when she played “Are You Smarter Than a Down Syndromer?”

  13. Andrea

    “The sad thing is that these males (or more accurately little boys) will spend most of the rest of their lives living with their parent(s), vomiting their impotent rage at others instead of directing it at the person they *really* hate: themselves.”

    lmao…cue rising soundtrack and closeup of #110, head held high in defiance…then the camera pans back….back….back….back, and yet she still fills the frame…

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  17. Fuckston

    PDS, how many times did you have to wipe the doughnut glaze from your fingers while typing out that bitter turd of a rant? Or do you just let the keyboard save up all that sugary slop and then reward yourself for a whine well-done by licking it clean after you’ve shut down the pc?

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  20. Ricky Bobby

    needs more meth

  21. gueibor

    I… wow.
    I like her more like this.
    I’m not sorry I just said that.

  22. TC

    Stick-women take note.

    From the above comments, it is quite clear what type of woman guys like to fuck.

  23. jhgfrdeswa

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  25. Jon

    She looks like Emma Bunton aka Baby Spice. She’s got some meat to her but is still pretty cute.

  26. Jon

    69 – I agree she is not FAT, but she is definately not TINY. Cmon now..

    The facts are that this is how most (average) women look when they get older. Especially America, where obesity is a more uncontrollable force then terrorism.

    Women always get extremely defensive about pictures like this. These are the topics when women post and use male names (because on this site there is no login and you can call yourself anything). “Ohh she’s so hot” etc etc.

    It’s just about taste. Some men prefer some meat on the bones and some don’t. The only other thing I want to add is that it is a potential health issue. It becomes increasingly hard to keep the weight off. While you are young you should be trying to stay as slim as possible, not by starving yourself but by living healthy. Some exercise, healthy meals, good nutrition etc. Because it’s only going to get harder as you get older. And it can lead to a downward spiral, where you eat because you feel bad, and you feel bad because you eat.

  27. Betty

    I agree with 126, Jon is right.

  28. Diddy

    Yo yo yo he speaks the truth yo.

    (see my point lol)

  29. Alex

    Fuck your stupid penis! She looks HOT!

  30. Cecilia

    Sure she’s put on a few kilos, but people here keep acting like its the end of the world/the worst thing to happen. Being a few kilos overweight doesn’t impact on health as much as people make it out to be. (Being grossly obese is obviously a different story) She still looks good and healthy.

  31. thank you for your sharing ! she is beautiful !

  32. Jimmy

    I’m impressed with the non-bashing posts. Did she gain weight? Obviously. Is she ugly now? No. She’s still a beautiful woman and apparently she has nothing to be ashamed of. For you who think she’s ugly, let’s see what you’re hitting.

  33. Roar.

    I don’t think its actually the extra weight thats the problem (She’s not fat!), think curvier stars like salma hayek, christina henricks etc. I think its the fact that she’s just stopped working out and now all her muscle tone is turning to fat (and cellulite on those thighs…).

    I’m usually one of those ppl defending stars when they put on a little weight, but I’m going a different tone here, she looks no where near as good as she used to and that is seriously going to affect her career until she gets a PT and looses those thunder thighs.

  34. Nero

    Who.dat.Rubenesque.girl?

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  37. captain america

    a healthy young lady with meat on the bones, folks!!

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  42. cellphone

    Good bangable body.It’s only the head what needs to be covered.

  43. Deena

    LET’S NOT FORGET THAT THE CAMERA ADDS A FEW POUNDS. I’M SURE SHE’S 80% HOTTER THAN MOST WOMEN ON THE BEACH IN REAL LIFE.

  44. lola

    regardless of whether male posters above find her attractive… i would not be comfortable at that size/that shape. at all. especially if i used to be as trim and toned as quick google image search suggests she used to be

  45. hornylohanwanker

    Smoke more cunt!

  46. weDieter

    extra weight .. where she looks great .. So Sexy and not a stick figure

  47. cc

    Get off the beach lardo and go find somewhere with an elliptical or a stairmaster. Holy thunder thighs. Imagine the cottage cheese she will have in a few years.

  48. cc

    The extra weight is not her face any favors either. Her face is wider than her head is tall.

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